People in Kansas would have to get plane tickets and make hotel reservations to see this.  It's only forty minutes away; it's just too good to pass up.

P-IY1 P-AH0 L-IH0-N K-AE1-N Z-AH0 S-W-UH1-D HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-EH1-T P-L-EY1-N T-IH1 K-AH0-T S-AH0-N D-M-EY1-K HH-OW0 T-EH1-L R-EH2 Z-ER0 V-EY1 SH-AH0-N-Z T-UW1 S-IY1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-T S-OW1 N-L-IY0 F-AO1-R T-IY0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0 W-EY1 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T T-UW1 G-UH1-D T-UW1 P-AE1 S-AH1-P


Yeah, they do.


Well, okay whatever, okay but it's a fish who do something that like no other fish do, you know, it's like those swallows that return to Capistrano or those like those lemmings that jumped off the cliffs, you know.

W-EH1 L-OW2 K-EY1 W-AH2 T-EH1 V-ER0 OW2 K-EY1 B-AH1 T-IH1-T S-AH0 F-IH1-SH HH-UW1 D-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-L-AY1 K-N-OW1 AH1 DH-ER0 F-IH1-SH D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-T S-L-AY1-K DH-OW1-Z S-W-AA1 L-OW0-Z DH-AE1 T-R-IH0 T-ER1-N T-UW1 K-AE2 P-IH0-S T-R-AA1 N-OW0 AO1-R DH-OW1 Z-L-AY1-K DH-OW1 Z-L-EH1 M-IH0-NG-Z DH-AE1-T JH-AH1-M-P T-AO1-F DH-AH0 K-L-IH1-F S-Y-UW1 N-OW1


It's like a little bit of the unexplainable, a little magic, a little mystery.  I just don't see how you can not be interested in this.

IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IH1 T-AH1-V DH-AH0 AH2 N-IH0-K-S P-L-EY1 N-AH0 B-AH0 L-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L M-AE1 JH-IH0 K-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L M-IH1-S T-ER0 IY0 AY1 JH-AH1-S-T D-AA1-N-T S-IY1 HH-AW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N N-AA1-T B-IY1 IH1-N T-R-AH0-S T-AH0 D-IH0-N DH-IH1-S


We just weren't in a good spot though.

W-IY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-EH1 R-AH0-N T-IH0 N-AH0 G-UH1-D-S P-AA1-T DH-OW1


Come on, trust me I got instincts for these things, okay?  So just--just think about it all right?  Okay, I know you're not interested, think about it...

K-AH1 M-AA1-N T-R-AH1-S T-M-IY1 AY1 G-AA1 T-IH1-N-S T-IH0-NG-K-T-S F-AO1-R DH-IY1-Z TH-IH1-NG Z-OW2 K-EY1 S-OW1 JH-AH1-S-T-S T-UW2-JH TH-IH1-NG K-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1 T-AO1-L R-AY1 T-OW2 K-EY1 AY1 N-OW1 Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-IH1-N T-R-AH0-S T-AH0-D TH-IH1-NG K-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


Out there, there's like this big mass of silver fish they're heading this way...

AW1-T DH-EH1-R DH-EH1-R Z-L-AY1-K DH-IH1-S B-IH1 G-M-AE1 S-AH1-V S-IH1-L V-ER0 F-IH1-SH TH-EH1-R HH-EH1 D-IH0-NG DH-IH1 S-W-EY1


They don't know why, we don't know why.  No one like sent them an invitation or gave them a map or direction...

DH-EY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AY1 W-IY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AY1 N-OW1 W-AH1 N-L-AY1-K S-EH1-N-T DH-EH1 M-AE1 N-IH2-N V-IH0 T-EY1 SH-AH0 N-AO1-R G-EY1-V DH-EH1 M-AH0 M-AE1 P-AO1-R D-ER0 EH1-K SH-AH0-N


They just all turned at once and they just form this line as long as the California coast.  And they just started swimming...

DH-EY1 JH-AH1-S T-AO1-L T-ER1-N D-AE1 T-W-AH1-N S-AH0-N-D DH-EY1 JH-AH1-S-T F-AO1-R-M DH-IH1 S-L-AY1 N-AE1 Z-L-AO1 NG-AE1-Z DH-AH0 K-AE2 L-AH0 F-AO1-R N-Y-AH0 K-OW1-S T-AH0-N-D DH-EY1 JH-AH1-S-T-S T-AA1-R T-AH0-D S-W-IH1 M-IH0-NG


Like some little time release fire cracker went off inside their little tiny bodies.  And they all turned as one...

L-AY1-K S-AH1 M-L-IH1 T-AH0-L T-AY1 M-R-IY0 L-IY1-S F-AY1 ER0 K-R-AE1 K-ER0 W-EH1-N T-AO1 F-IH0-N S-AY1-D DH-EH1-R L-IH1 T-AH0-L T-AY1 N-IY0 B-AA1 D-IY0 Z-AH0-N-D DH-EY1 AO1-L T-ER1-N D-AE1 Z-W-AH1-N


And form the line and started swimming, swimming that would bring them to this point here...

AH0-N-D F-AO1-R-M DH-AH0 L-AY1 N-AH0-N-D-S T-AA1-R T-AH0-D S-W-IH1 M-IH0-NG S-W-IH1 M-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-W-UH1-D B-R-IH1-NG DH-EH1-M T-UW1 DH-IH1-S P-OY1-N-T HH-IY1-R


It's like urgency that's pure urge you know.  It's single-mindedness with no mind.

IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-ER1 JH-AH0-N S-IY0 TH-AE1-T-S P-Y-UH1 R-ER1 JH-Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-T-S S-IH1-NG G-AH0-L M-AH0-N D-AY2-N Z-W-IH1 DH-N-OW1 M-AY1-N-D


It's crazy.  Look at this, I'm giving myself goose bumps, the hairs are standing up on my arm.

IH1-T-S K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1-M G-IH1 V-IH0-NG M-AY2 S-EH1-L-F G-UW1-S B-AH1-M-P-S DH-AH0 HH-EH1-R Z-AA1-R-S T-AE1-N D-IH0 NG-AH1 P-AA1-N M-AY1 AA1-R-M


He's dreaming of him again, walking around.

HH-IY1-Z D-R-IY1 M-IH0 NG-AH1-V HH-IH1 M-AH0 G-EH1 N-W-AO1 K-IH0 NG-ER0 AW1-N-D


Well I got an idea, but what's your story?

W-EH1 L-AY1 G-AA1 T-AE1 N-AY0 D-IY1 AH0 B-AH1 T-W-AH0-T S-Y-AO1-R-S T-AO1 R-IY0


Just give it some more thought.

JH-AH1-S-T G-IH1 V-IH1-T S-AH1-M M-AO1-R TH-AO1-T


What the hell is this?


You have a business here.  What the hell is this?

Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 B-IH1 Z-N-AH0-S HH-IY1 R-W-AH1-T DH-AH0 HH-EH1 L-IH1-Z DH-IH1-S


Oh.  Must you be inspired?

OW1 M-AH1-S T-Y-UW1 B-IY1 IH0-N-S P-AY1 ER0-D


All right.  But you don't want to think like that because what the hell are we working for, Chris?  It's all for you.  This whole shooting match is for you.

AO1-L R-AY1-T B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-L-AY1-K DH-AE1-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-W-AH1-T DH-AH0 HH-EH1 L-AA1 R-W-IY1 W-ER1 K-IH0-NG F-AO1-R K-R-IH1 S-IH1-T S-AO1-L F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 DH-IH1-S HH-OW1-L SH-UW1 T-IH0-NG M-AE1 CH-IH1-Z F-AO1 R-Y-UW1


Just don't think like that.

JH-AH1-S-T D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-L-AY1-K DH-AE1-T


He saw it.


He was out here when it broke.

HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-AW1-T HH-IY1 R-W-EH1 N-IH1-T B-R-OW1-K


Four o clock this morning.  I heard a crack and I woke up and looked out.  He was standing right over there when it cracked.

F-AO1 R-OW1 K-L-AA1-K DH-IH1 S-M-AO1-R N-IH0 NG-AY1 HH-ER1 D-AH0 K-R-AE1 K-AH0-N D-AY1 W-OW1 K-AH1 P-AH0-N D-L-UH1-K T-AW1-T HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z-S T-AE1-N D-IH0 NG-R-AY1 T-OW1 V-ER0 DH-EH1 R-W-EH1 N-IH1-T K-R-AE1-K-T


I don't know.


I guess he is.


You know Larry is not coming back and I know it.  Why do we allow him to go on thinking that we believe with him?

Y-UW1 N-OW1 L-EH1 R-IY0 IH1 Z-N-AA1-T K-AH1 M-IH0-NG B-AE1 K-AH0-N D-AY1 N-OW1 IH1 T-W-AY1 D-UW1 W-IY1 AH0 L-AW1 HH-IH1-M T-UW1 G-OW1 AA1-N TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 B-IH0 L-IY1 V-W-IH1-DH HH-IH1-M


We've got to say it to him.

W-IY1-V G-AA1-T T-UW1 S-EY1 IH1-T T-UW1 HH-IH1-M


Sit down, Mom.  I want to talk to you.

S-IH1-T D-AW1-N M-AA1 M-AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-UW1


You know.


I'm going to ask her to marry me.

IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 AE1-S-K HH-ER0 T-UW1 M-EH1 R-IY0 M-IY1


You know it's not just my business.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-T S-N-AA1-T JH-AH1-S T-M-AY1 B-IH1 Z-N-AH0-S


So all right then, I'll just go ahead with it?

S-OW1 AO1-L R-AY1-T DH-EH1 N-IH1-L JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 AH0 HH-EH1 D-W-IH1 DH-IH1-T


You know sometimes you infuriate me.  you know that?  Isn't it your business if I tell father and he throws a fit about it?  God, you have such a talent for ignoring things.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 S-AH0-M T-AY1-M Z-Y-UW1 IH0-N F-Y-UH1 R-IY0 EY2 T-M-IY1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-IH1 S-AH0-N T-IH1 T-Y-AO1-R B-IH1 Z-N-AH0 S-IH1 F-AY1 T-EH1-L F-AA1 DH-ER0 AH0-N-D HH-IY1 TH-R-OW1 Z-AH0 F-IH1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T G-AA1 D-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V S-AH1 CH-AH0 T-AE1 L-AH0-N-T F-AO1 R-IH0 G-N-AO1 R-IH0-NG TH-IH1-NG-Z


I wanted to get this settled first.

AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 G-EH1-T DH-IH1-S S-EH1 T-AH0-L-D F-ER1-S-T


Well if she does, then that's it.  That's the end of it.  From her letters, though, I think she's pretty much forgotten him.

W-EH1 L-IH1-F SH-IY1 D-AH1-Z DH-EH1-N TH-AE1-T S-IH1-T TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 EH1-N D-AH1 V-IH1-T F-R-AH1-M HH-ER0 L-EH1 T-ER0-Z DH-OW1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K SH-EH1-S P-R-IH1 T-IY0 M-AH1-CH F-ER0 G-AA1 T-AH0-N HH-IH1-M


And then we'll thrash it out with father.  Okay Mom?  Don't avoid me.

AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-W-EH1-L TH-R-AE1 SH-IH1 T-AW1 T-W-IH1-DH F-AA1 DH-ER0 OW2 K-EY1 M-AA1-M D-AA1-N T-AH0 V-OY1 D-M-IY1


I'll get out.  I'll get married and I'll move somewhere else, maybe New York.

IH1-L G-EH1 T-AW1 T-IH1-L G-EH1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0 D-AH0-N D-IH1-L M-UW1-V S-AH1 M-W-EH2 R-EH1-L S-M-EY1 B-IY0 N-UW1 Y-AO1-R-K


On this, I would.


Then help me stay here.

DH-EH1-N HH-EH1-L P-M-IY1-S T-EY1 HH-IY1-R


No.


That's sweet.


Thank you.


I went to see her headstone a week or two ago.

AY1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 S-IY1 HH-ER0 HH-EH1-D-S T-OW2 N-AH0 W-IY1 K-AO1-R T-UW1 AH0 G-OW1


I used to go to cemeteries a lot before she died.  I just, you know, I felt like they were urban oasis, you know, there is always this green in the city.

AY1 Y-UW1-S-T T-UW1 G-OW1 T-UW1 S-EH1 M-AH0 T-EH2 R-IY0 Z-AH0 L-AA1-T B-IH0 F-AO1-R SH-IY1 D-AY1 D-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 F-EH1-L T-L-AY1-K DH-EY1 W-ER0 ER1 B-AH0 N-OW0 EY1 S-IH0 S-Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-EH1 R-IH1 Z-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z DH-IH1-S G-R-IY1 N-IH0-N DH-AH0 S-IH1 T-IY0


So I was like wandering around before.  It takes forever to find her headstone; I always lose it. You know.

S-OW1 AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-W-AA1-N D-ER0 IH0 NG-ER0 AW1-N-D B-IH0 F-AO1 R-IH1-T T-EY1-K-S F-ER0 EH1 V-ER0 T-UW1 F-AY1-N-D HH-ER0 HH-EH1-D-S T-OW2 N-AY1 AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-L-UW1 Z-IH1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1


So I was looking at this other one and there was like a piece of candy there and I thought that I would take the candy and put it on her headstone.  And-

S-OW1 AY1 W-AA1 Z-L-UH1 K-IH0 NG-AE1-T DH-IH1 S-AH1 DH-ER0 W-AH1 N-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 R-W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-AH0 P-IY1 S-AH1-V K-AE1-N D-IY0 DH-EH1 R-AH0-N D-AY1 TH-AO1-T DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-UH1-D T-EY1-K DH-AH0 K-AE1-N D-IY0 AH0-N-D P-UH1 T-IH1 T-AA1-N HH-ER0 HH-EH1-D-S T-OW2 N-AH0-N-D


this woman came up and, you know, it was hers. It was her person that was there.

DH-IH1 S-W-UH1 M-AH0-N K-EY1 M-AH1 P-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1 T-W-AA1-Z HH-ER0 Z-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z HH-ER0 P-ER1 S-AH0-N DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z DH-EH1-R


Yeah.  And she was like, that's pathetic, I hope you enjoy it.

Y-AE1 AH0-N-D SH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K TH-AE1-T-S P-AH0 TH-EH1 T-IH0 K-AY1 HH-OW1 P-Y-UW1 EH0-N JH-OY1 IH1-T


And I, you know, I mean, I said I was sorry and I brought it back to her kind of and I like put it on the ground and she was like, no, it's fine.  She was like, I would rather have her back, honestly.

AH0-N D-AY1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 S-EH1 D-AY1 W-AA1-Z S-AA1 R-IY0 AH0-N D-AY1 B-R-AO1 T-IH1-T B-AE1-K T-UW1 HH-ER0 K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-AH0-N D-AY1 L-AY1-K P-UH1 T-IH1 T-AA1-N DH-AH0 G-R-AW1-N D-AH0-N-D SH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-N-OW1 IH1-T-S F-AY1-N SH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-AY1 W-UH1 D-R-AE1 DH-ER0 HH-AE1-V HH-ER0 B-AE1 K-AA1 N-AH0-S T-L-IY0


I don't know.  It just, like, I felt so bad because I shouldn't have done it.  I don't know.  Whatever.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1-T JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1 K-AY1 F-EH1-L-T S-OW1 B-AE1-D B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 SH-OW1-L T-AH0-N-T HH-AE1-V D-AH1 N-IH1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AH2 T-EH1 V-ER0


I don't know.


At the cemetery?


couple hours.


I brought- I brought Chuck with me. He went to Redlands, yeah, for the day.  We ran through the sprinklers.

AY1 B-R-AO1 T-AY1 B-R-AO1-T CH-AH1 K-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1 HH-IY1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 R-EH1 D-L-AH0-N-D Z-Y-AE1 F-AO1-R DH-AH0 D-EY1 W-IY1 R-AE1-N TH-R-UW1 DH-AH0-S P-R-IH1-NG K-L-ER0-Z


Yeah.  It's huge.  Redlands is an old city so they have lots and lots of stones.

Y-AE1 IH1-T-S HH-Y-UW1 JH-R-EH1 D-L-AH0-N-D Z-IH1 Z-AE1 N-OW1-L-D S-IH1 T-IY0 S-OW1 DH-EY1 HH-AE1 V-L-AA1-T S-AH0-N D-L-AA1-T S-AH1-V-S T-OW1-N-Z


Yeah.


It's weird.  Whenever I go back to town, I think of her.  I mean, it's like ... I mean we grew up together and she died when we were twenty one.  And yeah.  She had cancer, she had two brain tumors.

IH1-T S-W-IH1-R D-W-EH0 N-EH1 V-ER0 AY1 G-OW1 B-AE1-K T-UW1 T-AW1 N-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AH1-V HH-ER0 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-AY1 M-IY1 N-W-IY1 G-R-UW1 AH1-P T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 AH0-N-D SH-IY1 D-AY1 D-W-EH1 N-W-IY1 W-ER0 T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 W-AH1 N-AH0-N D-Y-AE1 SH-IY1 HH-AE1-D K-AE1-N S-ER0 SH-IY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 B-R-EY1-N T-UW1 M-ER0-Z


My best friend Heather.  She's got a- we have a- we built this like little--  There's a park, Prospect Park.  And there is like a garden section of it that we set up for her.

M-AY1 B-EH1-S-T F-R-EH1-N-D HH-EH1 DH-ER0 SH-EH1-S G-AA1 T-AH0 W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 W-IY1 B-IH1-L-T DH-IH1 S-L-AY1 K-L-IH1 T-AH0-L DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 P-AA1-R-K P-R-AA1-S P-EH0-K-T P-AA1-R K-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 R-IH1 Z-L-AY1 K-AH0 G-AA1-R D-AH0-N S-EH1-K SH-AH0 N-AH1 V-IH1-T DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 S-EH1 T-AH1-P F-AO1-R HH-ER0


She used to have these poetry parties on Memorial Day.

SH-IY1 Y-UW1-S-T T-UW1 HH-AE1-V DH-IY1-Z P-OW1 AH0 T-R-IY0 P-AA1-R T-IY0 Z-AA1-N M-AH0 M-AO1 R-IY0 AH0-L D-EY1


Umm. Yeah.


And the last time before she died, I remember she couldn't really stand, umm...

AH0-N-D DH-AH0 L-AE1-S-T T-AY1-M B-IH0 F-AO1-R SH-IY1 D-AY1 D-AY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 SH-IY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N T-R-IH1 L-IY0-S T-AE1-N D-AH1-M


But I mean she could, but it was- so it was kind of sitting at her feet holding her up and she had these poems she had memorized.  And I remember looking up, she had curly red hair and there was this palm tree right behind her and it was like a crown growing right out of her head.  It was cool.

B-AH1 T-AY1 M-IY1-N SH-IY1 K-UH1-D B-AH1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z S-OW1 IH1 T-W-AA1-Z K-AY1-N D-AH1-V S-IH1 T-IH0 NG-AE1-T HH-ER0 F-IY1-T HH-OW1-L D-IH0-NG HH-ER0 AH1 P-AH0-N-D SH-IY1 HH-AE1-D DH-IY1-Z P-OW1 AH0-M-Z SH-IY1 HH-AE1 D-M-EH1 M-ER0 AY2-Z D-AH0-N D-AY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 L-UH1 K-IH0 NG-AH1-P SH-IY1 HH-AE1-D K-ER1 L-IY0 R-EH1-D HH-EH1 R-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 R-W-AA1-Z DH-IH1-S P-AA1-M T-R-IY1 R-AY1-T B-IH0 HH-AY1-N-D HH-ER0 AH0-N D-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-L-AY1 K-AH0 K-R-AW1-N G-R-OW1 IH0 NG-R-AY1 T-AW1 T-AH1-V HH-ER0 HH-EH1 D-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z K-UW1-L


Some, I guess.  She memorized this one, John Dunn, it's called, Death Be Not Proud. and-

S-AH1 M-AY1 G-EH1-S SH-IY1 M-EH1 M-ER0 AY2-Z-D DH-IH1 S-W-AH1-N JH-AA1-N D-AH1 N-IH1-T-S K-AO1-L-D D-EH1-TH B-IY1 N-AA1-T P-R-AW1 D-AH0-N-D


There's another one, I can't remember.

DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 W-AH1 N-AY1 K-AE1-N T-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0


I'm sorry, Joy.


Is there anything I can get you?  Do you want me to take care of anything for you or...?

IH1-Z DH-EH1 R-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AY1 K-AE1-N G-EH1 T-Y-UW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-M-IY1 T-UW1 T-EY1-K K-EH1 R-AH1 V-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 AO1-R


...pick up anything?


You know you are welcome to stay at my house if you want to just check out for a couple days and hang out.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 AA1 R-W-EH1-L K-AH0-M T-UW1-S T-EY1 AE1 T-M-AY1 HH-AW1 S-IH1 F-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T CH-EH1 K-AW1-T F-AO1 R-AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0-L D-EY1 Z-AH0-N-D HH-AE1 NG-AW1-T


Hmm.


Oh.  She was there?


Mmhmm.


How long were you there for?

HH-AW1 L-AO1 NG-W-ER0 Y-UW1 DH-EH1-R F-AO1-R


Oh really?


You ran through the sprinklers in the cemetery?

Y-UW1 R-AE1-N TH-R-UW1 DH-AH0-S P-R-IH1-NG K-L-ER0 Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 S-EH1 M-AH0 T-EH2 R-IY0


Is it a big cemetery?

IH1 Z-IH1 T-AH0 B-IH1-G S-EH1 M-AH0 T-EH2 R-IY0


Oh, so they're like really old too, really old ones?

OW1 S-OW1 TH-EH1-R L-AY1 K-R-IH1 L-IY0 OW1-L-D T-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 OW1-L D-W-AH1-N-Z


So she wrote a lot of poetry?

S-OW1 SH-IY1 R-OW1 T-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V P-OW1 AH0 T-R-IY0


[LAUGHTER] That sent shivers up my spine.

L-AE1-F T-ER0 DH-AE1-T S-EH1-N-T SH-IH1 V-ER0 Z-AH1 P-M-AY1-S P-AY1-N


We'll behave exquisitely.

W-EH1-L B-IH0 HH-EY1 V-EH2-K-S K-W-IH1 Z-IH0 T-L-IY0


I think I shall do a curtsy.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 SH-AE1-L D-UW1 AH0 K-ER1-T S-IY0


Yes.  Meaning just that.

Y-EH1 S-M-IY1 N-IH0-NG JH-AH1-S-T DH-AE1-T


Don't laugh at me.  I'm being serious.

D-AA1-N T-L-AE1 F-AE1 T-M-IY1 IH1-M B-IY1 IH0-NG S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-S


Who's they?


[LAUGHTER]


Oh Elliott, worms don't pop.

OW1 EH1 L-IY0 AH0 T-W-ER1-M-Z D-AA1-N-T P-AA1-P


Aw.  Thank you, darling.  The same applies to you too, except that if you so much as look at another woman I'll kill you.

AO1 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 D-AA1-R L-IH0-NG DH-AH0 S-EY1 M-AH0 P-L-AY1-Z T-UW1 Y-UW1 T-UW1 IH0-K S-EH1-P-T DH-AE1 T-IH1 F-Y-UW1 S-OW1 M-AH1 CH-AE1 Z-L-UH1 K-AE1 T-AH0 N-AH1 DH-ER0 W-UH1 M-AH0 N-IH1-L K-IH1 L-Y-UW1


Oh Charles, that was his name.  He did wiggle so beautifully.

OW1 CH-AA1-R-L-Z DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z HH-IH1 Z-N-EY1-M HH-IY1 D-IH1 D-W-IH1 G-AH0-L S-OW1 B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-L-IY0


The manager came in, he found us rolling about the floor, biting and scratching like panthers. [LAUGHTER]  How utterly, utterly ridiculous.

DH-AH0 M-AE1 N-AH0 JH-ER0 K-EY1 M-IH0-N HH-IY1 F-AW1-N D-AH1 S-R-OW1 L-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AH0 F-L-AO1-R B-AY1 T-IH0 NG-AH0-N-D-S K-R-AE1 CH-IH0 NG-L-AY1-K P-AE1-N TH-ER0 Z-L-AE1-F T-ER0 HH-AW1 AH1 T-ER0 L-IY0 AH1 T-ER0 L-IY0 R-IH0 D-IH1 K-Y-AH0 L-AH0-S


[LAUGHTER] And very much sillier.

L-AE1-F T-ER0 AH0-N-D V-EH1 R-IY0 M-AH1-CH S-IH1 L-IY0 ER0


I don't care then.


No.  Wrong number. [LAUGHTER]

N-OW1 R-AO1-NG N-AH1-M B-ER0 L-AE1-F T-ER0


What shall we do if they suddenly walk in on us.[LAUGHTER]

W-AH1-T SH-AE1 L-W-IY1 D-UW1 IH1-F DH-EY1 S-AH1 D-AH0 N-L-IY0 W-AO1 K-IH0 N-AA1 N-AH1 S-L-AO2 T-ER0


With perfect poise.


It's strange; things that ought to matter dreadfully, they just don't matter at all when one's happy.  Do they?

IH1-T-S-S T-R-EY1-N-JH TH-IH1-NG-Z DH-AE1 T-AO1-T T-UW1 M-AE1 T-ER0 D-R-EH1-D F-AH0 L-IY0 DH-EY1 JH-AH1-S-T D-AA1-N T-M-AE1 T-ER0 AE1 T-AO1 L-W-EH1 N-W-AH1-N-Z HH-AE1 P-IY0 D-UW1 DH-EY1


Well what does it all mean?  That's what I ask myself in my quest for ultimate truth.  Dear God, what does it all mean?

W-EH1 L-W-AH1-T D-AH1 Z-IH1 T-AO1-L M-IY1-N TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1 T-AY1 AE1-S K-M-AY2 S-EH1-L F-IH0-N M-AY1 K-W-EH1-S-T F-AO1 R-AH1-L T-AH0 M-AH0-T T-R-UW1-TH D-IH1-R G-AA1 D-W-AH1-T D-AH1 Z-IH1 T-AO1-L M-IY1-N


Who knows?


Yes.  Yes with all of his might.

Y-EH1 S-Y-EH1 S-W-IH1 DH-AO1 L-AH1-V HH-IH1 Z-M-AY1-T


Let's be superficial, and just pity those poor philosophers, huh?  Let's blow trumpets and squeakers and enjoy the party for as long as we can, you know, like small, idiotic school children.

L-EH1-T-S B-IY1 S-UW2 P-ER0 F-IH1 SH-AH0 L-AH0-N-D JH-AH1-S-T P-IH1 T-IY0 DH-OW1-Z P-UH1-R F-AH0 L-AA1 S-AH0 F-ER0-Z HH-AH1 L-EH1-T-S B-L-OW1 T-R-AH1-M P-AH0-T S-AH0-N-D-S K-W-IY1 K-ER0 Z-AH0-N D-EH0-N JH-OY1 DH-AH0 P-AA1-R T-IY0 F-AO1 R-AE1 Z-L-AO1 NG-AE1 Z-W-IY1 K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 N-OW1 L-AY1-K S-M-AO1 L-IH2 D-IY0 AA1 T-IH0-K-S K-UW1-L CH-IH1-L D-R-AH0-N


Oh Come and kiss me darling before your body rots and worms pop out of your eye sockets.

OW1 K-AH1 M-AH0-N-D K-IH1 S-M-IY1 D-AA1-R L-IH0-NG B-IH0 F-AO1 R-Y-AO1-R B-AA1 D-IY0 R-AA1-T S-AH0-N D-W-ER1-M-Z P-AA1 P-AW1 T-AH1 V-Y-AO1 R-AY1 S-AA1 K-AH0-T-S


Oh See, I don't care what you do, see.  You can paint yourself green and run naked through the Place Vendome and run off with all of the men of the world.  I shan't say a word, just as long as you love me best.

OW1 S-IY1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1 R-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 D-UW1 S-IY1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N P-EY1-N T-Y-ER0 S-EH1-L-F G-R-IY1 N-AH0-N D-R-AH1-N N-EY1 K-AH0-D TH-R-UW1 DH-AH0 P-L-EY1-S V-EH0-N D-OW1 M-AH0-N D-R-AH1 N-AO1 F-W-IH1 DH-AO1 L-AH1-V DH-AH0 M-EH1 N-AH1-V DH-AH0 W-ER1-L D-AY1 SH-AA1-N-T S-EY1 AH0 W-ER1-D JH-AH1-S T-AE1 Z-L-AO1 NG-AE1 Z-Y-UW1 L-AH1 V-M-IY1 B-EH1-S-T


That was a rouser, wasn't it?

DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 R-AW1 Z-ER0 W-AO1-S T-IH1-T


[LAUGHTER] I'll never forget his face. [LAUGHTER]

L-AE1-F T-ER0 IH1-L N-EH1 V-ER0 F-ER0 G-EH1-T HH-IH1-Z F-EY1 S-L-AE1-F T-ER0


[LAUGHTER] We were very much younger then.

L-AE1-F T-ER0 W-IY1 W-ER0 V-EH1 R-IY0 M-AH1 CH-Y-AH1-NG G-ER0 DH-EH1-N


That's the wind.


Why do you ask me that?  God damn it, I told you not to ask me that I hate it when you ask me that. It's insulting.

W-AY1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 AE1-S K-M-IY1 DH-AE1-T G-AA1-D D-AE1 M-IH1 T-AY1 T-OW1-L D-Y-UW1 N-AA1-T T-UW1 AE1-S K-M-IY1 DH-AE1 T-AY1 HH-EY1 T-IH1 T-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 AE1-S K-M-IY1 DH-AE1 T-IH1-T S-IH0-N S-AH1-L T-IH0-NG


I just, we just have different ideas of what this evening is supposed to look like.

AY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1-V D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N T-AY0 D-IY1 AH0 Z-AH1 V-W-AH1-T DH-IH1 S-IY1 V-N-IH0 NG-IH1-Z S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 L-UH1 K-L-AY1-K


Because they never do.  Do they, have they ever?

B-IH0 K-AO1-Z DH-EY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 D-UW1 D-UW1 DH-EY1 HH-AE1-V DH-EY1 EH1 V-ER0


Twice is every year we've tried that's ever.

T-W-AY1 S-IH1 Z-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 Y-IH1 R-W-IY1-V T-R-AY1-D TH-AE1-T S-EH1 V-ER0


No we won't.  It's pointless it's like a waiting up to see Santa Claus.

N-OW1 W-IY1 W-OW1-N T-IH1-T-S P-OY1-N T-L-AH0 S-IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-AH0 W-EY1 T-IH0 NG-AH1-P T-UW1 S-IY1 S-AE1-N T-AH0 K-L-AO1-Z


I feel like my whole life is going to be spent here on the beach with my eyes wide open and my hands clasped expectantly, waiting for fish to show up and the fish never show.

AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-M-AY1 HH-OW1-L L-AY1 F-IH1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1-S P-EH1-N-T HH-IY1 R-AA1-N DH-AH0 B-IY1 CH-W-IH1 DH-M-AY1 AY1 Z-W-AY1 D-OW1 P-AH0 N-AH0-N D-M-AY1 HH-AE1-N-D-Z K-L-AE1-S-P T-IH0-K-S P-EH1-K T-AH0-N T-L-IY0 W-EY1 T-IH0-NG F-AO1-R F-IH1-SH T-UW1 SH-OW1 AH1 P-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 F-IH1 SH-N-EH1 V-ER0 SH-OW1


Do you remember the first year we came here? It's about four years ago right after we got married.

D-UW1 Y-UW1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 DH-AH0 F-ER1-S T-Y-IH1 R-W-IY1 K-EY1-M HH-IY1 R-IH1-T S-AH0 B-AW1-T F-AO1 R-Y-IH1-R Z-AH0 G-OW1 R-AY1 T-AE1-F T-ER0 W-IY1 G-AA1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0-D


And I remember thinking this is it. finally, finally I'm as happy as I'm supposed to be.

AH0-N D-AY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-IH1-T F-AY1 N-AH0 L-IY0 F-AY1 N-AH0 L-IY0 IH1 M-AE1-Z HH-AE1 P-IY0 AE1 Z-IH1-M S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 B-IY1


I'd rather not remember some things.  I'd rather not hope for some things.

IH1 D-R-AE1 DH-ER0 N-AA1 T-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 S-AH1-M TH-IH1-NG Z-IH1 D-R-AE1 DH-ER0 N-AA1-T HH-OW1-P F-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH1-NG-Z


No.


I want something to turn out the way that it's supposed to.

AY1 W-AA1-N-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG T-UW1 T-ER1 N-AW1-T DH-AH0 W-EY1 DH-AE1 T-IH1-T-S S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1


This what?  What is this?  This isn't even anything.

DH-IH1 S-W-AH1 T-W-AH1 T-IH1-Z DH-IH1-S DH-IH1 S-IH1 S-AH0-N T-IY1 V-IH0 N-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


Oh, sure this is standing on the beach, this is waiting, fighting.

OW1 SH-UH1-R DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z-S T-AE1-N D-IH0 NG-AA1-N DH-AH0 B-IY1-CH DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-EY1 T-IH0-NG F-AY1 T-IH0-NG


This isn't anything like I thought anything would be.

DH-IH1 S-IH1 S-AH0-N T-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-L-AY1 K-AY1 TH-AO1 T-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-W-UH1-D B-IY1


This is just this.  I mean it includes a lot and everything but it's--do you understand what I'm saying?

DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z JH-AH1-S-T DH-IH1 S-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 T-IH0-N K-L-UW1-D Z-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH0-N D-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG B-AH1 T-IH1-T-S D-OW0 Y-UW1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N D-W-AH1 T-IH1-M S-EY1 IH0-NG


I know that Augie, I really do.

AY1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-AO1 JH-IY0 AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 D-UW1


I just can't help wishing that I was somebody, somewhere else.

AY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-AE1-N-T HH-EH1-L P-W-IH1 SH-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 S-AH1 M-W-EH2 R-EH1-L-S


I didn't say that.


You are the one who probably wishes he was with somebody else, someone who didn't take everything so seriously, someone who would enjoy yourself.

Y-UW1 AA1-R DH-AH0 W-AH1-N HH-UW1 P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 W-IH1 SH-IH0-Z HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-W-IH1-DH S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 EH1-L-S S-AH1 M-W-AH2-N HH-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T T-EY1 K-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG S-OW1 S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 S-AH1 M-W-AH2-N HH-UW1 W-UH1 D-EH0-N JH-OY1 Y-ER0 S-EH1-L-F


I guess we don't need glasses.

AY1 G-EH1 S-W-IY1 D-AA1-N T-N-IY1-D G-L-AE1 S-AH0-Z


I'm beginning to think you might be right.  I think this might be the spot after all.

IH1-M B-IH0 G-IH1 N-IH0-NG T-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 M-AY1-T B-IY1 R-AY1 T-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-IH1 S-M-AY1-T B-IY1 DH-AH0-S P-AA1 T-AE1-F T-ER0 AO1-L


Augie, I'm sorry.


Or not.


...to this spot for this massive celebration of like sex and death...

T-UW1 DH-IH1-S-S P-AA1-T F-AO1-R DH-IH1 S-M-AE1 S-IH0-V S-EH2 L-AH0 B-R-EY1 SH-AH0 N-AH1 V-L-AY1-K S-EH1-K S-AH0-N-D D-EH1-TH


Look at this, my hairs are standing up my arm. I'm giving myself goose bumps.

L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-IH1 S-M-AY1 HH-EH1-R Z-AA1-R-S T-AE1-N D-IH0 NG-AH1 P-M-AY1 AA1-R M-IH1-M G-IH1 V-IH0-NG M-AY2 S-EH1-L-F G-UW1-S B-AH1-M-P-S


Well, so?  What do you think?

W-EH1-L S-OW1 W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K


Can I ask you a question?  Are you on your period?

K-AE1 N-AY1 AE1-S K-Y-UW1 AH0 K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0 N-AA1 R-Y-UW1 AA1 N-Y-AO1-R P-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-D


We missed them twice.


you were fine during the phone call from Marge, dinner was okay, doing the dishes was fine.

Y-UW1 W-ER0 F-AY1-N D-UH1 R-IH0-NG DH-AH0 F-OW1-N K-AO1-L F-R-AH1-M M-AA1-R-JH D-IH1 N-ER0 W-AA1 Z-OW2 K-EY1 D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-AH0 D-IH1 SH-AH0 Z-W-AA1-Z F-AY1-N


Let's see, uh, I took a shower and, um, you were watching the news and you said the "the Grunions are running tonight," and I said "okay great, let's go."

L-EH1-T-S S-IY1 AH1 AY1 T-UH1 K-AH0 SH-AW1 ER0 AH0-N D-AH1 M-Y-UW1 W-ER0 W-AA1 CH-IH0-NG DH-AH0 N-UW1 Z-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 S-EH1-D DH-AH0 DH-AH0 G-R-UW1 N-Y-AH0-N Z-AA1-R R-AH1 N-IH0-NG T-AH0 N-AY1 T-AH0-N D-AY1 S-EH1 D-OW2 K-EY1 G-R-EY1 T-L-EH1-T-S G-OW1


So I'm putting the animals out we're getting the car to the garage and--

S-OW1 IH1-M P-AH1 T-IH0-NG DH-AH0 AE1 N-AH0 M-AH0-L Z-AW1 T-W-ER0 G-EH1 T-IH0-NG DH-AH0 K-AA1-R T-UW1 DH-AH0 G-ER0 AA1 ZH-AH0-N-D


Wait a minute, I've got it.

W-EY1 T-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0 T-AY1-V G-AA1 T-IH1-T


It was when we were driving passed that knickerbocker liquor locker and you would said, no you said "let's get some champagne" and I said "no time to wasting" or something like that.  That's what it is, right?

IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-W-EH1 N-W-IY1 W-ER0 D-R-AY1 V-IH0-NG P-AE1-S-T DH-AE1 T-N-IH1 K-ER0 B-AA2 K-ER0 L-IH1 K-ER0 L-AA1 K-ER0 AH0-N D-Y-UW1 W-UH1-D S-EH1 D-N-OW1 Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-L-EH1-T-S G-EH1-T S-AH1-M SH-AE0-M P-EY1 N-AH0-N D-AY1 S-EH1 D-N-OW1 T-AY1-M T-UW1 W-EY1-S T-IH0 NG-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-L-AY1-K DH-AE1-T TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1 T-IH1 T-IH1 Z-R-AY1-T


Oh right sure, of course.


You want me to go get some champagne?

Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-M-IY1 T-UW1 G-OW1 G-EH1-T S-AH1-M SH-AE0-M P-EY1-N


Do you want to take off our shoes?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-EY1 K-AO1 F-AW1 ER0 SH-UW1-Z


What? Huh?


You want to get married again?

Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-EH1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0 D-AH0 G-EH1-N


A new carpet, a poodle, a suicide pact, ice cream, a back rub, what?  What?  What the hell do you want?

AH0 N-UW1 K-AA1-R P-AH0 T-AH0 P-UW1 D-AH0 L-AH0 S-UW1 AH0 S-AY2-D P-AE1-K T-AY1-S K-R-IY1 M-AH0 B-AE1 K-R-AH1 B-W-AH1 T-W-AH1 T-W-AH1-T DH-AH0 HH-EH1-L D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T


You think nothing turns out how it's supposed to.  You think I had some grand idea going that four years down the line.  We would come to this beach and argue over fish?  No.

Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG T-ER1-N Z-AW1-T HH-AW1 IH1-T-S S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 HH-AE1-D S-AH1-M G-R-AE1-N D-AY0 D-IY1 AH0 G-OW1 IH0-NG DH-AE1-T F-AO1 R-Y-IH1-R-Z D-AW1-N DH-AH0 L-AY1 N-W-IY1 W-UH1-D K-AH1-M T-UW1 DH-IH1-S B-IY1 CH-AH0-N D-AA1-R G-Y-UW0 OW1 V-ER0 F-IH1 SH-N-OW1


No, no I'm just like you, I thought it was going to be all rosy cheeks and the bills would pay themselves and fish will always come and--

N-OW1 N-OW1 IH1-M JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 AY1 TH-AO1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 AO1-L R-OW1 Z-IY0 CH-IY1-K S-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 B-IH1-L Z-W-UH1-D P-EY1 DH-EH0-M S-EH1-L-V Z-AH0-N-D F-IH1 SH-W-IH1 L-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z K-AH1 M-AH0-N-D


No.  You know what you get?  You know what you get?  You get this.

N-OW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-Y-UW1 G-EH1-T DH-IH1-S


Yeah, it is.


Right.


I know me neither.


I'm doing the best I can.

IH1-M D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-AH0 B-EH1-S T-AY1 K-AE1-N


Maybe if you were with somebody else too?

M-EY1 B-IY0 IH1 F-Y-UW1 W-ER0 W-IH1-DH S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 EH1-L-S T-UW1


No, I know but--I know I don't make you happy.

N-OW1 AY1 N-OW1 B-UW1 T-IY0 N-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-M-EY1 K-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 P-IY0


Yeah?


Look what we got here.


It's not champagne.


Are you cold, huh?  Do you want to go home?

AA1 R-Y-UW1 K-OW1-L-D HH-AH1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-OW1 HH-OW1-M


Shh...


If we are really quiet, the fish might come.

IH1 F-W-IY1 AA1-R R-IH1 L-IY0 K-W-AY1 AH0-T DH-AH0 F-IH1 SH-M-AY1-T K-AH1-M


Or not.


Flight seven fourteen.


Am I going to be getting, like, free tickets, free mileage. When can I expect my bag here?

AE1 M-AY1 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 G-EH1 T-IH0 NG-L-AY1-K F-R-IY1 T-IH1 K-AH0-T-S F-R-IY1 M-AY1 L-AH0 JH-W-EH1-N K-AE1 N-AY1 IH0-K-S P-EH1-K T-M-AY1 B-AE1-G HH-IY1-R


Is this a joke?


Are there candid cameras?  Is this that movie? There's that show, right?  Airplane, airline.

AA1-R DH-EH1-R K-AE1-N D-AH0-D K-AE1 M-ER0 AH0 Z-IH1-Z DH-IH1-S DH-AE1 T-M-UW1 V-IY0 DH-EH1-R-Z DH-AE1-T SH-OW1 R-AY1 T-EH1-R P-L-EY2 N-EH1-R L-AY2-N


You're kidding me, this is a joke.

Y-UH1-R K-IH1 D-IH0-NG M-IY1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 JH-OW1-K


Do you have any idea-- fifty dollars?  That's supposed to replace everything that I have?  Do you understand how much I have packed in there? Not only does it have sentimental value; it can't be replaced like that.  It was incredibly expensive.

D-UW1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 AY0 D-IY1 AH0 F-IH1-F T-IY0 D-AA1 L-ER0-Z TH-AE1-T-S S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 R-IY2 P-L-EY1 S-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG DH-AE1 T-AY1 HH-AE1-V D-UW1 Y-UW1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N-D HH-AW1 M-AH1 CH-AY1 HH-AE1-V P-AE1-K T-IH0-N DH-EH1-R N-AA1 T-OW1 N-L-IY0 D-AH1 Z-IH1-T HH-AE1-V S-EH2-N T-AH0 M-EH1-N T-AH0-L V-AE1 L-Y-UW0 IH1-T K-AE1-N-T B-IY1 R-IY2 P-L-EY1-S T-L-AY1-K DH-AE1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-IH0-N K-R-EH1 D-AH0 B-L-IY0 IH0-K-S P-EH1-N S-IH0-V


We flew in from Paris.  I've been shopping for three weeks.

W-IY1 F-L-UW1 IH0-N F-R-AH1-M P-EH1 R-IH0 S-AY1-V B-IH1-N SH-AA1 P-IH0-NG F-AO1-R TH-R-IY1 W-IY1-K-S


I don't care what you're freaking sign says.  Somebody- Somebody needs to replace everything I've got there and give me money for my inconvenience.

AY1 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1 R-W-AH1 T-Y-UH1-R F-R-IY1 K-IH0-NG S-AY1-N S-EH1-Z S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 N-IY1-D-Z T-UW1 R-IY2 P-L-EY1 S-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AY1-V G-AA1-T DH-EH1 R-AH0-N-D G-IH1 V-M-IY1 M-AH1 N-IY0 F-AO1-R M-AY1 IH2-N K-AH0-N V-IY1 N-Y-AH0-N-S


Do you understand who my husband is?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N-D HH-UW1 M-AY1 HH-AH1-Z B-AH0-N D-IH1-Z


If you're- if you're- if you're looking for a lawsuit, baby, you've found it.

IH1 F-Y-UH1 R-IH1 F-Y-UH1 R-IH1 F-Y-UH1-R L-UH1 K-IH0-NG F-AO1 R-AH0 L-AO1 S-UW2-T B-EY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1-V F-AW1-N D-IH1-T


Oh-Oh.  It's a gift.  You're-You're helping me out here?

OW1 HH-OW0 IH1-T S-AH0 G-IH1-F T-Y-AW0 R-EY1 Y-ER0 HH-EH1-L P-IH0-NG M-IY1 AW1-T HH-IY1-R


You are cruising for a bruising.  You are in so much trouble.

Y-UW1 AA1-R K-R-UW1 Z-IH0-NG F-AO1 R-AH0 B-R-UW1 Z-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 AA1 R-IH0-N S-OW1 M-AH1-CH T-R-AH1 B-AH0-L


Who's in charge?  Who is the president of Jet Blue?

HH-UW1 Z-IH0-N CH-AA1-R-JH HH-UW1 IH1-Z DH-AH0 P-R-EH1 Z-AH0 D-EH2-N T-AH1-V JH-EH1-T B-L-UW1


Because I probably know him.

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 N-OW1 HH-IH1-M


Yeah.


I don't want money, I want my clothes.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N T-M-AH1 N-IY0 AY1 W-AA1-N T-M-AY1 K-L-OW1-DH-Z


What's your name?


Okay.  I'll do that.


I don't think you have done everything you could do because I don't have my bag here yet.

AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V D-AH1 N-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-Y-UW1 K-UH1-D D-UW1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1 V-M-AY1 B-AE1-G HH-IY1 R-Y-EH1-T


A letter? I'll make a personal phone call.

AH0 L-EH1 T-ER0 IH1-L M-EY1 K-AH0 P-ER1 S-IH0 N-IH0-L F-OW1-N K-AO1-L


Hi.  Thanks for waiting.

HH-AY1 TH-AE1-NG-K-S F-AO1 R-W-EY1 T-IH0-NG


Can I help you?


Uh huh.


Okay.


Okay.  Great.  I'm really sorry that you had to do that.  What's your last name?  Let's start there.

OW2 K-EY1 G-R-EY1 T-IH1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 S-AA1 R-IY0 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1 T-W-AH0-T S-Y-AO1-R L-AE1-S T-N-EY1 M-L-EH1-T-S-S T-AA1-R-T DH-EH1-R


all right- okay.  And you lost your bag? Is that- that the issue?

AO1-L R-AY1 T-OW2 K-EY1 AH0-N D-Y-UW1 L-AO1-S T-Y-AO1-R B-AE1 G-IH1-Z DH-AE1-T DH-AE1-T DH-AH0 IH1 SH-UW0


Uh-huh.


Yeah. Yeah, I don't see- I don't see any--

Y-AE1 Y-AE1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T S-IY1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T S-IY1 EH1 N-IY0


I don't see any record of it, and I-usually when I don't see a record of it, that means um-

AY1 D-AA1-N-T S-IY1 EH1 N-IY0 R-EH1 K-ER0 D-AH1 V-IH1 T-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 ZH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 W-EH1 N-AY1 D-AA1-N-T S-IY1 AH0 R-EH1 K-ER0 D-AH1 V-IH1-T DH-AE1 T-M-IY1-N Z-AH1-M


we've mistakenly lost your baggage.  We're very sorry.  On behalf of Jet Blue I would like to apologize for any inconvenience.  I am allowed to issue you a fifty dollar gift card which you can use any future flights you want to take with us.  I'm very sorry, once again...

W-IY1 V-M-IH0-S T-EY1 K-AH0 N-L-IY0 L-AO1-S T-Y-AO1-R B-AE1 G-AH0 JH-W-ER0 V-EH1 R-IY0 S-AA1 R-IY0 AA1-N B-IH0 HH-AE1 F-AH1-V JH-EH1-T B-L-UW1 AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AY1-K T-UW1 AH0 P-AA1 L-AH0 JH-AY2-Z F-AO1 R-EH1 N-IY0 IH2-N K-AH0-N V-IY1 N-Y-AH0-N S-AY1 AE1 M-AH0 L-AW1-D T-UW1 IH1 SH-UW0 Y-UW1 AH0 F-IH1-F T-IY0 D-AA1 L-ER0 G-IH1-F-T K-AA1-R D-W-IH1 CH-Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 Z-EH1 N-IY0 F-Y-UW1 CH-ER0 F-L-AY1-T S-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-EY1 K-W-IH1 DH-AH1 S-IH1-M V-EH1 R-IY0 S-AA1 R-IY0 W-AH1-N S-AH0 G-EH1-N


for such an inconvenience and your bag, but

F-AO1-R S-AH1 CH-AE1 N-IH2-N K-AH0-N V-IY1 N-Y-AH0-N S-AH0-N D-Y-AO1-R B-AE1-G B-AH1-T


Yeah.


No, no.


No, no.  This is real.


No.  I'm just giving you money, the bag is gone.  If it's not here, I'm really sorry there is nothing I can do because...

N-OW1 IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T G-IH1 V-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 M-AH1 N-IY0 DH-AH0 B-AE1 G-IH1-Z G-AO1 N-IH1 F-IH1-T S-N-AA1-T HH-IY1 R-IH1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 S-AA1 R-IY0 DH-EH1 R-IH1 Z-N-AH1 TH-IH0 NG-AY1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 B-IH0 K-AO1-Z


this is the only track record that we have and if it's not listed here then it's probably not anywhere.

DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 T-R-AE1 K-R-EH1 K-ER0-D DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N D-IH1 F-IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-L-IH1-S T-AH0-D HH-IY1-R DH-EH1 N-IH1-T-S P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 N-AA1 T-EH1 N-IY0 W-EH2-R


Yes.


I know.


Okay. Calm-


Actually, we are not necessarily liable to give you- to even give you this fifty dollars so... it's actually- it's actually really

AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 W-IY1 AA1-R N-AA1 T-N-EH2 S-AH0 S-EH1 R-AH0 L-IY0 L-AY1 AH0 B-AH0-L T-UW1 G-IH1 V-Y-UW1 T-UW1 IY1 V-IH0-N G-IH1 V-Y-UW1 DH-IH1-S F-IH1-F T-IY0 D-AA1 L-ER0-Z S-OW1 IH1-T S-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 IH1-T S-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 R-IH1 L-IY0


We are actually not even allowed--  you know, like we don't have to give you this fifty dollars.  We don't have to do that.

W-IY1 AA1 R-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 N-AA1 T-IY1 V-IH0 N-AH0 L-AW1 D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 L-AY1 K-W-IY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-IH1 V-Y-UW1 DH-IH1-S F-IH1-F T-IY0 D-AA1 L-ER0 Z-W-IY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1-T


It's a gift.


You know, the airlines can not be held responsible for every bag of luggage that comes through here.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AH0 EH1-R L-AY2-N-Z K-AE1-N N-AA1-T B-IY1 HH-EH1-L D-R-IY0-S P-AA1-N S-AH0 B-AH0-L F-AO1 R-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 B-AE1 G-AH1 V-L-AH1 G-AH0-JH DH-AE1-T K-AH1-M-Z TH-R-UW1 HH-IY1-R


With the amount of--


Um, actually, I don't know. I don't know. Oh really?

AH1 M-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 OW1 R-IH1 L-IY0


Well then maybe you can just call him and he can give you more money.  But right now all I can do--

W-EH1-L DH-EH1-N M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N JH-AH1-S-T K-AO1-L HH-IH1 M-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 K-AE1-N G-IH1 V-Y-UW1 M-AO1-R M-AH1 N-IY0 B-AH1 T-R-AY1 T-N-AW1 AO1 L-AY1 K-AE1-N D-UW1


Right now all I can do is just give you this fifty dollars, I'm really sorry.

R-AY1 T-N-AW1 AO1 L-AY1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 IH1-Z JH-AH1-S-T G-IH1 V-Y-UW1 DH-IH1-S F-IH1-F T-IY0 D-AA1 L-ER0 Z-IH1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 S-AA1 R-IY0


Oh.  My name is Sean. Hi.


If you want, you can write a letter.  I can give you the address. Yes.  An angry--

IH1 F-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-R-AY1 T-AH0 L-EH1 T-ER0 AY1 K-AE1-N G-IH1 V-Y-UW1 DH-AH0 AE1 D-R-EH2 S-Y-EH1 S-AE1 N-AE1-NG G-R-IY0


Or you can make a phone call.  But I think a letter might be a little more-- in my impression, letters have more...

AO1 R-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N M-EY1 K-AH0 F-OW1-N K-AO1-L B-AH1 T-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AH0 L-EH1 T-ER0 M-AY1-T B-IY1 AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L M-AO1 R-IH0-N M-AY1 IH0-M P-R-EH1 SH-AH0 N-L-EH1 T-ER0-Z HH-AE1 V-M-AO1-R


Can I help you?


I need a little more information.

AY1 N-IY1 D-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L M-AO1 R-IH2-N F-ER0 M-EY1 SH-AH0-N


What- What flight did you come in on?

W-AH1 T-W-AH1-T F-L-AY1-T D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 K-AH1 M-IH0 N-AA1-N


Georgia?


There's no need for you to raise your voice, sir.

DH-EH1-R Z-N-OW1 N-IY1-D F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 T-UW1 R-EY1 Z-Y-AO1-R V-OY1-S S-ER1


I've been college educated.

AY1-V B-IH1-N K-AA1 L-IH0 JH-EH1 JH-AH0 K-EY2 T-AH0-D


I speak your language.

AY1-S P-IY1 K-Y-AO1-R L-AE1-NG G-W-AH0-JH


I'm just saying you don't need to talk to me like I-

IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T S-EY1 IH0 NG-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-N-IY1-D T-UW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 M-IY1 L-AY1 K-AY1


Details, Details.  Well, anyhow can I--

D-IH0 T-EY1-L-Z D-IH0 T-EY1-L Z-W-EH1 L-EH1 N-IY0 HH-AW2 K-AE1 N-AY1


so you flew in from Atlanta...

S-OW1 Y-UW1 F-L-UW1 IH0-N F-R-AH1 M-AE0 T-L-AE1-N T-AH0


Four...Four hours ago.


Do you have any i-?


I wouldn't let you?   I was not in Atlanta. I was not in Atlanta.

AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N T-L-EH1 T-Y-UW1 AY1 W-AA1 Z-N-AA1 T-IH0 N-AE0 T-L-AE1-N T-AH0 AY1 W-AA1 Z-N-AA1 T-IH0 N-AE0 T-L-AE1-N T-AH0


I had nothing to do with the boarding attendance.  I'm sorry that your seat was wherever it was.

AY1 HH-AE1 D-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1 W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 B-AO1-R D-IH0 NG-AH0 T-EH1-N D-AH0-N S-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 DH-AE1 T-Y-AO1-R S-IY1 T-W-AA1 Z-W-EH0 R-EH1 V-ER0 IH1 T-W-AA1-Z


I have some unfortunate news, uh, that your bag isn't going to be--

AY1 HH-AE1-V S-AH1 M-AH0-N F-AO1-R CH-AH0 N-AH0 T-N-UW1 Z-AH1 DH-AE1 T-Y-AO1-R B-AE1 G-IH1 S-AH0-N-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1


--arriving any time soon.

ER0 AY1 V-IH0 NG-EH1 N-IY0 T-AY1-M S-UW1-N


I'm really sorry to tell you this but...

IH1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 S-AA1 R-IY0 T-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1 DH-IH1-S B-AH1-T


It's not.  I can offer you fifty dollars and a reimbursement gift cards for our airline...

IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-AY1 K-AE1 N-AO1 F-ER0 Y-UW1 F-IH1-F T-IY0 D-AA1 L-ER0 Z-AH0-N D-AH0 R-IY2 IH0-M B-ER1 S-M-AH0-N-T G-IH1-F-T K-AA1-R-D-Z F-AO1 R-AW1 ER0 EH1-R L-AY2-N


...and your future...


No.


Yes.


We've actually...


They do as matter of fact.  We don't like to publicize it because

DH-EY1 D-UW1 AE1 Z-M-AE1 T-ER0 AH1-V F-AE1-K T-W-IY1 D-AA1-N T-L-AY1-K T-UW1 P-AH1 B-L-IH0 S-AY2 Z-IH1-T B-IH0 K-AO1-Z


people wouldn't Fly our airline.

P-IY1 P-AH0 L-W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T F-L-AY1 AW1 ER0 EH1-R L-AY2-N


What was that?


That's unfortunate.


That's too bad.


I wish I could give it to you.

AY1 W-IH1 SH-AY1 K-UH1-D G-IH1 V-IH1-T T-UW1 Y-UW1


I wish I-


That's not - no.


We have plenty of aggressive searching going on it's not there.  Someone's taken it.

W-IY1 HH-AE1-V P-L-EH1-N T-IY0 AH1 V-AH0 G-R-EH1 S-IH0-V S-ER1 CH-IH0-NG G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1 N-IH1-T S-N-AA1-T DH-EH1-R S-AH1 M-OW2-N-Z T-EY1 K-AH0 N-IH1-T


Are you insinuating that I don't have a college education and that- for some reason that makes you a better person than I am?

AA1 R-Y-UW1 IH0-N S-IH1 N-Y-UW0 EY0 T-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1 V-AH0 K-AA1 L-IH0 JH-EH2 JH-AH0 K-EY1 SH-AH0 N-AH0-N-D DH-AE1-T F-AO1-R S-AH1 M-R-IY1 Z-AH0-N DH-AE1 T-M-EY1-K S-Y-UW1 AH0 B-EH1 T-ER0 P-ER1 S-AH0-N DH-AE1 N-AY1 AE1-M


Listen, shut your smug mouth, okay?  I don't need that.

L-IH1 S-AH0-N SH-AH1 T-Y-AO1-R S-M-AH1 G-M-AW1 DH-OW2 K-EY1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-IY1-D DH-AE1-T


I've been sitting here for four hours.

AY1-V B-IH1-N S-IH1 T-IH0-NG HH-IY1-R F-AO1-R F-AO1 R-AW1 ER0-Z


You people have just been tossing me around like a used hanky.

Y-UW1 P-IY1 P-AH0-L HH-AE1-V JH-AH1-S-T B-IH1-N T-AO1 S-IH0-NG M-IY1 ER0 AW1-N D-L-AY1 K-AH0 Y-UW1-S-T HH-AE1-NG K-IY0


You work here.


Okay.


Probably people that work for your company huh?

P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 P-IY1 P-AH0-L DH-AE1 T-W-ER1-K F-AO1 R-Y-AO1-R K-AH1-M P-AH0 N-IY0 HH-AH1


Do you know what was in that little bag that I could have just easily put in overhead compartment but no I had to check?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-W-AA1 Z-IH0-N DH-AE1 T-L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-AE1-G DH-AE1 T-AY1 K-UH1-D HH-AE1-V JH-AH1-S T-IY1 Z-AH0 L-IY0 P-UH1 T-IH0 N-OW1 V-ER0 HH-EH1-D K-AH0-M P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T B-AH1 T-N-OW1 AY1 HH-AE1-D T-UW1 CH-EH1-K


My computer which has all of my data which I'm collecting right now.

M-AY1 K-AH0-M P-Y-UW1 T-ER0 W-IH1-CH HH-AE1 Z-AO1 L-AH1 V-M-AY1 D-EY1 T-AH0 W-IH1 CH-IH1-M K-AH0 L-EH1-K T-IH0 NG-R-AY1 T-N-AW1


Yeah it's really unfortunate you know why because I'm going to get fired if I don't get that.  So I need to have that back.

Y-AE1 IH1-T S-R-IH1 L-IY0 AH0-N F-AO1-R CH-AH0 N-AH0 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AY1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-EH1-T F-AY1 ER0 D-IH1 F-AY1 D-AA1-N-T G-EH1-T DH-AE1-T S-OW1 AY1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 HH-AE1-V DH-AE1-T B-AE1-K


Fifty dollars is not going to cover me for my job, okay?

F-IH1-F T-IY0 D-AA1 L-ER0 Z-IH1 Z-N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 K-AH1 V-ER0 M-IY1 F-AO1-R M-AY1 JH-AA1 B-OW2 K-EY1


Well you need to find it. Can I just go back there and look through the bags?  Can I just go back there and just go through maybe I'll find it.

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 F-AY1-N D-IH1-T K-AE1 N-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 B-AE1-K DH-EH1 R-AH0-N D-L-UH1-K TH-R-UW1 DH-AH0 B-AE1-G-Z K-AE1 N-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 B-AE1-K DH-EH1 R-AH0-N-D JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 TH-R-UW1 M-EY1 B-IY0 IH1-L F-AY1-N D-IH1-T


It'll be a lot more than what you're doing sitting here and just give me lip service.  I'd like to go back at least do some aggressive searching for my stuff.

IH1 T-AH0-L B-IY1 AH0 L-AA1 T-M-AO1-R DH-AE1 N-W-AH1 T-Y-UH1-R D-UW1 IH0-NG S-IH1 T-IH0-NG HH-IY1 R-AH0-N-D JH-AH1-S-T G-IH1 V-M-IY1 L-IH1-P S-ER1 V-AH0 S-IH1 D-L-AY1-K T-UW1 G-OW1 B-AE1 K-AE1 T-L-IY1-S-T D-UW1 S-AH1 M-AH0 G-R-EH1 S-IH0-V S-ER1 CH-IH0-NG F-AO1-R M-AY1-S T-AH1-F


Sure, yeah right you have plenty of aggressive searching going on, aggressive searching, drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes.

SH-UH1 R-Y-AE1 R-AY1 T-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V P-L-EH1-N T-IY0 AH1 V-AH0 G-R-EH1 S-IH0-V S-ER1 CH-IH0-NG G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1 N-AH0 G-R-EH1 S-IH0-V S-ER1 CH-IH0-NG D-R-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG K-AA1 F-IY0 AH0-N-D S-M-OW1 K-IH0-NG S-IH2 G-ER0 EH1-T-S


I know what you guys do when you're not working you're union people; you just sit around on your ass.

AY1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z D-UW1 W-EH1 N-Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-W-ER1 K-IH0 NG-Y-UH1 R-Y-UW1 N-Y-AH0-N P-IY1 P-AH0 L-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T S-IH1 T-ER0 AW1-N D-AA1 N-Y-AO1 R-AE1-S


Thank you very much.


Yes.  There's a big envelope it says, you're in. I know.

Y-EH1-S DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 B-IH1 G-EH1-N V-AH0 L-OW2 P-IH1-T S-EH1 Z-Y-UH1 R-IH0 N-AY1 N-OW1


I'm really excited.  Yeah. I don't know how I'm going to pay for anything, but... I also- Yeah.  Loans, too, yeah. I applied, though, for a bunch of grants and scholarships so I'm still waiting to hear on that.

IH1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 IH0-K S-AY1 T-AH0 D-Y-AE1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 HH-AW1 IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 P-EY1 F-AO1 R-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG B-AH1 T-AY1 AO1-L S-OW0 Y-AE1 L-OW1-N-Z T-UW1 Y-AE1 AY1 AH0 P-L-AY1-D DH-OW1 F-AO1 R-AH0 B-AH1-N CH-AH1-V G-R-AE1-N-T S-AH0-N-D-S K-AA1 L-ER0 SH-IH2-P-S S-OW1 IH1-M-S T-IH1 L-W-EY1 T-IH0-NG T-UW1 HH-IY1 R-AA1-N DH-AE1-T


Oh- I know, I know, I know, I know.

OW1 AY1 N-OW1 AY1 N-OW1 AY1 N-OW1 AY1 N-OW1


I don't know.  I spend so much time commuting as it is, I'd rather.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1-S P-EH1-N-D S-OW1 M-AH1-CH T-AY1-M K-AH0 M-Y-UW1 T-IH0 NG-AE1 Z-IH1 T-IH1 Z-IH1 D-R-AE1 DH-ER0


I know. We should throw a party.

AY1 N-OW1 W-IY1 SH-UH1-D TH-R-OW1 AH0 P-AA1-R T-IY0


Yeah.  I'm not sure.


Umm...P.h.D. [LAUGHTER]


So I get to mold young minds. Mrs.?  That's my mother.

S-OW1 AY1 G-EH1-T T-UW1 M-OW1-L D-Y-AH1-NG M-AY1-N-D Z-M-IH1 S-IH0-Z TH-AE1-T S-M-AY1 M-AH1 DH-ER0


I would be like- Oh. Right, right, right.

AY1 W-UH1-D B-IY1 L-AY1 K-OW1 R-AY1 T-R-AY1 T-R-AY1-T


I know. I made such a mess of it, the entire time.  The last three things I've done, I've ruined everything, I think. Mm-hmm.  Yeah.

AY1 N-OW1 AY1 M-EY1-D S-AH1 CH-AH0 M-EH1 S-AH1 V-IH1-T DH-AH0 IH0-N T-AY1 ER0 T-AY1-M DH-AH0 L-AE1-S-T TH-R-IY1 TH-IH1-NG Z-AY1-V D-AH1 N-AY1 V-R-UW1 AH0-N D-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-M-AH1 M-Y-AE1


Did you get the letter?

D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 G-EH1-T DH-AH0 L-EH1 T-ER0


Yeah. That is so awesome.


Oh my God. What are you going to do? [LAUGHTER]

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1 L-AE1-F T-ER0


Oh-Yeah, I bet you're really excited. Oh.  That's what loans are for?  Right? Exactly.

OW0 HH-IY1 Y-OW0 AY1 B-EH1 T-Y-UH1-R R-IH1 L-IY0 IH0-K S-AY1 T-AH0 D-OW1 TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1 T-L-OW1-N Z-AA1-R F-AO1-R R-AY1 T-IH0-G Z-AE1-K T-L-IY0


Oh.  Good, good.  That's awesome. Are you going to stay around here?  Or are you going to like get a different neighborhood- you going to move to a different neighborhood?

OW1 G-UH1-D G-UH1-D TH-AE1-T S-AA1 S-AH0 M-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1-S T-EY1 ER0 AW1-N-D HH-IY1 R-AO1 R-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 L-AY1-K G-EH1 T-AH0 D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N T-N-EY1 B-ER0 HH-UH2 D-Y-UW1 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 M-UW1-V T-UW1 AH0 D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N T-N-EY1 B-ER0 HH-UH2-D


This is so- I am so happy that you're going to stay.  You're not going to...We should totally throw a party.

DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z S-OW1 AY1 AE1-M S-OW1 HH-AE1 P-IY0 DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1-S T-EY1 Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-OW1 SH-UH1-D T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 TH-R-OW1 AH0 P-AA1-R T-IY0


A rapper party ho. Yeah. Okay.

AH0 R-AE1 P-ER0 P-AA1-R T-IY0 HH-OW1 Y-AE1 OW2 K-EY1


I am just- Yeah.  I'm sticking around, I'm just doing my thing.  I'm living here.  I'm so glad you're going to stay, I'm so glad you're going to be here. Yeah. Woo.

AY1 AE1-M JH-AH1-S T-Y-AE1 IH1-M-S T-IH1 K-IH0 NG-ER0 AW1-N D-IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T D-UW1 IH0-NG M-AY1 TH-IH1 NG-IH1 M-L-IH1 V-IH0-NG HH-IY1 R-IH1-M S-OW1 G-L-AE1 D-Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1-S T-EY1 IH1-M S-OW1 G-L-AE1 D-Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 HH-IY1 R-Y-AE1 W-UW1


Yeah.  Big time.


Mmhmm. Mmhmm. Yay. So what major?  What are you doing?

M-AH1-M M-AH1 M-Y-EY1 S-OW1 W-AH1 T-M-EY1 JH-ER0 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG


Is this a Masters or a P.h.D.?  Or can you...? Nice

IH1-Z DH-IH1 S-AH0 M-AE1-S T-ER0 Z-AO1 R-AH0 F-IH1-D Z-AO1-R K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 N-AY1-S


That's good.  Don't you have to like teach a class, too, when you do that?

TH-AE1-T-S G-UH1-D D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 L-AY1-K T-IY1 CH-AH0 K-L-AE1-S T-UW1 W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AE1-T


Teacher. Mrs. Nash, I have a question.

T-IY1 CH-ER0 M-IH1 S-IH0 Z-N-AE1 SH-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N


You have to get married.  Well you are married to Chuck.  You're Mrs. Nash.  Not to be confused with Mrs. Dash which is the popular seasoning.

Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-EH1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0 D-W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 AA1-R M-EH1 R-IY0-D T-UW1 CH-AH1 K-Y-UH1-R M-IH1 S-IH0 Z-N-AE1 SH-N-AA1-T T-UW1 B-IY1 K-AH0-N F-Y-UW1-Z D-W-IH1 DH-M-IH1 S-IH0-Z D-AE1 SH-W-IH1 CH-IH1-Z DH-AH0 P-AA1 P-Y-AH0 L-ER0 S-IY1 Z-AH0 N-IH0-NG


Yay...School's fun.


Of course, right.  That's where the real money is, being a student.

AH1-V K-AO1-R S-R-AY1-T TH-AE1-T S-W-EH1-R DH-AH0 R-IY1-L M-AH1 N-IY0 IH1-Z B-IY1 IH0 NG-AH0-S T-UW1 D-AH0-N-T


That's how you get the big bucks.  Are you messing with the chair? Don't ruin it.

TH-AE1-T-S HH-AW1 Y-UW1 G-EH1-T DH-AH0 B-IH1-G B-AH1-K S-AA1 R-Y-UW1 M-EH1 S-IH0 NG-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 CH-EH1-R D-AA1-N T-R-UW1 AH0 N-IH1-T


That's the wind.


About what?


Don't ask me that.  I hate it when you ask me that, you always ask me that.  It's insulting.

D-AA1-N T-AE1-S K-M-IY1 DH-AE1 T-AY1 HH-EY1 T-IH1 T-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 AE1-S K-M-IY1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-AE1-S K-M-IY1 DH-AE1 T-IH1-T S-IH0-N S-AH1-L T-IH0-NG


For God- Grow up, Augie.  The fish are not going to arrive.

F-AO1-R G-AA1-D G-R-OW1 AH1 P-AO1 JH-IY0 DH-AH0 F-IH1 SH-AA1-R N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 ER0 AY1-V


Because they never do.  Have they...Have they ever?

B-IH0 K-AO1-Z DH-EY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 D-UW1 HH-AE1-V TH-EY1 HH-EY2-V DH-EY1 EH1 V-ER0


Twice is every time we have tried; that's ever.

T-W-AY1 S-IH1 Z-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 T-AY1 M-W-IY1 HH-AE1-V T-R-AY1-D TH-AE1-T S-EH1 V-ER0


I feel like I'm always just standing here waiting.  I feel like this night is going to be the night, but it never is.

AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-IH1 M-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z JH-AH1-S-T-S T-AE1-N D-IH0-NG HH-IY1 R-W-EY1 T-IH0 NG-AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1-K DH-IH1 S-N-AY1 T-IH1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 DH-AH0 N-AY1-T B-AH1 T-IH1 T-N-EH1 V-ER0 IH1-Z


For God's sake, this is not about fish.

F-AO1-R G-AA1-D-Z S-EY1-K DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-N-AA1 T-AH0 B-AW1-T F-IH1-SH


Do you remember the first year we came here?  It was like four years after we got married.

D-UW1 Y-UW1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 DH-AH0 F-ER1-S T-Y-IH1 R-W-IY1 K-EY1-M HH-IY1 R-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-L-AY1-K F-AO1 R-Y-IH1-R Z-AE1-F T-ER0 W-IY1 G-AA1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0-D


You whispered the sweetest, most intimate things to me right into my ear so I could feel them as much as hear them.  And I remember thinking, this is it.  You know, finally, I am as happy as I'm supposed to be.

Y-UW1 W-IH1-S P-ER0-D DH-AH0 S-W-IY1 T-AH0-S T-M-OW1-S T-IH1-N T-AH0 M-AH0-T TH-IH1-NG-Z T-UW1 M-IY1 R-AY1 T-IH0-N T-UW1 M-AY1 IY1-R S-OW1 AY1 K-UH1-D F-IY1-L DH-EH1 M-AE1 Z-M-AH1 CH-AE1-Z HH-IY1-R DH-EH1 M-AH0-N D-AY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-IH1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 F-AY1 N-AH0 L-IY0 AY1 AE1 M-AE1-Z HH-AE1 P-IY0 AE1 Z-IH1-M S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 B-IY1


I'd rather not remember some things.  I'd rather not hope for some things.

IH1 D-R-AE1 DH-ER0 N-AA1 T-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 S-AH1-M TH-IH1-NG Z-IH1 D-R-AE1 DH-ER0 N-AA1-T HH-OW1-P F-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH1-NG-Z


No.


I know you are Augie, I know.

AY1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 AA1 R-AO1 JH-IY0 AY1 N-OW1


I know you meant this to be special, I know that you wanted it to be right, but I just can't help thinking that, I can't help wishing that I was somewhere else.

AY1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 M-EH1-N-T DH-IH1-S T-UW1 B-IY1-S P-EH1 SH-AH0 L-AY1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-AH0 D-IH1-T T-UW1 B-IY1 R-AY1-T B-AH1 T-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-AE1-N-T HH-EH1-L-P TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-AY1 K-AE1-N-T HH-EH1-L P-W-IH1 SH-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z S-AH1 M-W-EH2 R-EH1-L-S


I didn't say that.


You're the one who probably wishes he was with somebody else.  Somebody who doesn't take things so seriously, who could enjoy herself.

Y-UH1-R DH-AH0 W-AH1-N HH-UW1 P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 W-IH1 SH-IH0-Z HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-W-IH1-DH S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 EH1-L-S S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 HH-UW1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T T-EY1-K TH-IH1-NG-Z S-OW1 S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 HH-UW1 K-UH1 D-EH0-N JH-OY1 HH-ER0 S-EH1-L-F


So maybe we are in the wrong spot, but we are with the right person.

S-OW1 M-EY1 B-IY0 W-IY1 AA1 R-IH0-N DH-AH0 R-AO1-NG-S P-AA1-T B-AH1 T-W-IY1 AA1 R-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 R-AY1-T P-ER1 S-AH0-N


Hmm.  I noticed that, it's pretty. Big old white moon.

HH-AH1 M-AY1 N-OW1 T-AH0-S-T DH-AE1 T-IH1-T-S P-R-IH1 T-IY0 B-IH1 G-OW1-L D-W-AY1 T-M-UW1-N


Augie, you bought refreshments.

AO1 JH-IY0 Y-UW1 B-AA1 T-R-AH0 F-R-EH1 SH-M-AH0-N-T-S


I guess we don't need glasses.

AY1 G-EH1 S-W-IY1 D-AA1-N T-N-IY1-D G-L-AE1 S-AH0-Z


I'm beginning to think this might be the right spot after all.

IH1-M B-IH0 G-IH1 N-IH0-NG T-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-IH1 S-M-AY1-T B-IY1 DH-AH0 R-AY1-T-S P-AA1 T-AE1-F T-ER0 AO1-L


Augie, I'm sorry.


Or not.


Look at this, all of the hairs are standing up on my arm.

L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-IH1 S-AO1 L-AH1-V DH-AH0 HH-EH1-R Z-AA1-R-S T-AE1-N D-IH0 NG-AH1 P-AA1-N M-AY1 AA1-R-M


Well, so, what do you think?

W-EH1-L S-OW1 W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K


About what I was saying.

AH0 B-AW1 T-W-AH1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z S-EY1 IH0-NG


Carla, can I ask you something?  Now, don't take this the wrong way, but are you on your period?

K-AA1-R L-AH0 K-AE1 N-AY1 AE1-S K-Y-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG N-AW1 D-AA1-N-T T-EY1-K DH-IH1-S DH-AH0 R-AO1 NG-W-EY1 B-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 AA1 N-Y-AO1-R P-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-D


Okay.  So you were fine during that phone call from Marge and then dinner was okay.  And doing the dishes was fine and then I was going to take a shower and you're watching the news and you said the grunions are running tonight, do you want to go?  And I said, sure great, let's go.

OW2 K-EY1 S-OW1 Y-UW1 W-ER0 F-AY1-N D-UH1 R-IH0-NG DH-AE1-T F-OW1-N K-AO1-L F-R-AH1-M M-AA1-R JH-AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N D-IH1 N-ER0 W-AA1 Z-OW2 K-EY1 AH0-N-D D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-AH0 D-IH1 SH-AH0 Z-W-AA1-Z F-AY1 N-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AY1 W-AA1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 T-EY1 K-AH0 SH-AW1 ER0 AH0-N D-Y-UH1 R-W-AA1 CH-IH0-NG DH-AH0 N-UW1 Z-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 S-EH1-D DH-AH0 G-R-UW1 N-Y-AH0-N Z-AA1-R R-AH1 N-IH0-NG T-AH0 N-AY1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-OW1 AH0-N D-AY1 S-EH1-D SH-UH1-R G-R-EY1 T-L-EH1-T-S G-OW1


Okay.  So I am putting out the pets, getting the car out of the garage.

OW2 K-EY1 S-OW1 AY1 AE1-M P-AH1 T-IH0 NG-AW1-T DH-AH0 P-EH1-T-S G-EH1 T-IH0-NG DH-AH0 K-AA1 R-AW1 T-AH1-V DH-AH0 G-ER0 AA1-ZH


It's when we were driving past that Knickerbocker Liquor Locker, you said, let's get some champagne.  I said no, time's a wasting or something like that.

IH1-T S-W-EH1 N-W-IY1 W-ER0 D-R-AY1 V-IH0-NG P-AE1-S-T DH-AE1 T-N-IH1 K-ER0 B-AA2 K-ER0 L-IH1 K-ER0 L-AA1 K-ER0 Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-L-EH1-T-S G-EH1-T S-AH1-M SH-AE0-M P-EY1 N-AY1 S-EH1 D-N-OW1 T-AY1-M Z-AH0 W-EY1-S T-IH0 NG-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-L-AY1-K DH-AE1-T


Sure.  All right.  Okay.


Listen, do you want to dance?

L-IH1 S-AH0-N D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 D-AE1-N-S


Do you want me to go get some champagne?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-M-IY1 T-UW1 G-OW1 G-EH1-T S-AH1-M SH-AE0-M P-EY1-N


Do you want to take off your shoes?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-EY1 K-AO1 F-Y-AO1-R SH-UW1-Z


Do you want to get married again?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-EH1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0 D-AH0 G-EH1-N


Yes it is.


Maybe if you were with someone else, too.

M-EY1 B-IY0 IH1 F-Y-UW1 W-ER0 W-IH1-DH S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-EH1-L-S T-UW1


I just- I know I don't make you happy.

AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AY1 N-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-M-EY1 K-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 P-IY0


You know, actually now that you mention it, no I don't.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 N-AW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 M-EH1-N SH-AH0 N-IH1 T-N-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T


We have a great view of the moon from here, though, huh?

W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 G-R-EY1-T V-Y-UW1 AH1-V DH-AH0 M-UW1-N F-R-AH1-M HH-IY1-R DH-OW1 HH-AH1


[BREATHING]


And look what I got here.

AH0-N D-L-UH1 K-W-AH1 T-AY1 G-AA1-T HH-IY1-R


Do you want to go home?  Are you cold?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-OW1 HH-OW1 M-AA1 R-Y-UW1 K-OW1-L-D


Shh.  If we're very quiet, the fish might come.

SH-IH1 F-W-ER0 V-EH1 R-IY0 K-W-AY1 AH0-T DH-AH0 F-IH1 SH-M-AY1-T K-AH1-M


Or not.


You okay?


What's happened?


You don't have to if you don't want to.

Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1


I'm sorry to hear that.

IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 T-UW1 HH-IY1-R DH-AE1-T


You've been taking care of it all?

Y-UW1-V B-IH1-N T-EY1 K-IH0-NG K-EH1 R-AH1 V-IH1 T-AO1-L


Oh Jesus.


He sick for awhile?


Was it an accident?

W-AA1 Z-IH1 T-AE1 N-AE1-K S-AH0 D-AH0-N-T


how was sick?


Well, I'm confused.  He was sick or it was an accident?

W-EH1 L-IH1-M K-AH0-N F-Y-UW1-Z-D HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z S-IH1 K-AO1 R-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AE1 N-AE1-K S-AH0 D-AH0-N-T


Oh. Really fast? Oh.


Yeah.


Totally, yeah.


Mmhmm.


Lock


The plans you make [GARBAGE].

DH-AH0 P-L-AE1-N Z-Y-UW1 M-EY1-K G-AA1-R B-IH0-JH


It leaves a hole for you too.

IH1 T-L-IY1-V Z-AH0 HH-OW1-L F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 T-UW1


It leaves a hole for you too, in your plans together.

IH1 T-L-IY1-V Z-AH0 HH-OW1-L F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 T-UW1 IH0 N-Y-AO1-R P-L-AE1-N-Z T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0


It gets better.


MMhmm.


How long did you know each other?

HH-AW1 L-AO1-NG D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 IY1 CH-AH1 DH-ER0


That's a long time.


It's good that you were there.

IH1-T-S G-UH1-D DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 W-ER0 DH-EH1-R


Are there things you wish you'd done differently?

AA1-R DH-EH1-R TH-IH1-NG Z-Y-UW1 W-IH1 SH-Y-AH1-D D-AH1-N D-IH1 F-R-AH0-N T-L-IY0


Yeah, I'm just-- yeah


Just kind of feel numb, you know.

JH-AH1-S-T K-AY1-N D-AH1-V F-IY1-L N-AH1 M-Y-UW1 N-OW1


You didn't even hear?

Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N HH-IY1-R


[BREATHING] Umm.


God I've told this story so many times. Umm.

G-AA1 D-AY1-V T-OW1-L-D DH-IH1-S-S T-AO1 R-IY0 S-OW1 M-EH1 N-IY0 T-AY1-M Z-AH1-M


I just...I just basically lost someone that was really close to me.

AY1 JH-UW1-S T-IY0 JH-AH1-S-T B-EY1 S-IH0 K-L-IY0 L-AO1-S-T S-AH1 M-W-AH2-N DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 K-L-OW1-S T-UW1 M-IY1


And I've kind of been dealing with all of the...the stuff, you know the hospital and people work because...

AH0-N D-AY1-V K-AY1-N D-AH1-V B-IH1-N D-IY1 L-IH0 NG-W-IH1 DH-AO1 L-AH1-V DH-EH1-TH-S T-AH1 F-Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AH0 HH-AA1-S P-IH2 T-AH0 L-AH0-N-D P-IY1 P-AH0 L-W-ER1-K B-IH0 K-AO1-Z


He kind of didn't have anyone to take care of that for him, so--

HH-IY1 K-AY1-N D-AH1-V D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T HH-AE1 V-EH1 N-IY0 W-AH2-N T-UW1 T-EY1-K K-EH1 R-AH1-V DH-AE1-T F-AO1-R HH-IH1-M S-OW1


It's just really...really messed up.

IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-R-IY2 AH0 L-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 L-IY0 M-EH1-S T-AH1-P


No.


Just like it.


No, I mean it just came on really quick, you know I mean it was a [GARBAGE] it was a sickness but it just --

N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T K-EY1 M-AA1 N-R-IH1 L-IY0 K-W-IH1 K-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 G-AA1-R B-IH0 JH-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 S-IH1 K-N-AH0-S B-AH1 T-IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T


What?


He was sick. He got sick. He got sick but it happened really, really fast, you know.

HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z S-IH1-K HH-IY1 G-AA1-T S-IH1-K HH-IY1 G-AA1-T S-IH1-K B-AH1 T-IH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N D-R-IH1 L-IY0 R-IH1 L-IY0 F-AE1-S T-Y-UW1 N-OW1


It was kind of like boom... done

IH1 T-W-AA1-Z K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-L-AY1-K B-UW1-M D-AH1-N


It's just really weird because he was really young you know and it kind of like...

IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-R-IH1 L-IY0 W-IH1-R-D B-IH0 K-AO1-Z HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 Y-AH1 NG-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AH0-N D-IH1-T K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-L-AY1-K


--it just kind of freaks you out.

IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T K-AY1-N D-AH1-V F-R-IY1-K S-Y-UW1 AW1-T


So weird you know that like one days it's like you know sounds so stupid but like one day someone's here. And like next day you know they're not here and it just kind of makes you like think about like life and mortality and like that kind of stuff.  You just like used to take for granted--you know.

S-OW1 W-IH1-R D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-L-AY1 K-W-AH1-N D-EY1 Z-IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 N-OW1 S-AW1-N-D-Z S-OW1-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D B-AH1 T-L-AY1 K-W-AH1-N D-EY1 S-AH1 M-OW2-N-Z HH-IY1 R-AH0-N D-L-AY1 K-N-EH1-K-S-T D-EY1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 TH-EH1-R N-AA1-T HH-IY1 R-AH0-N D-IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-M-EY1-K S-Y-UW1 L-AY1-K TH-IH1-NG K-AH0 B-AW1 T-L-AY1 K-L-AY1 F-AH0-N D-M-AO0-R T-AE1 L-AH0 T-IY0 AH0-N D-L-AY1-K DH-AE1-T K-AY1-N D-AH1-V-S T-AH1 F-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1 K-Y-UW1-Z-D T-UW1 T-EY1-K F-AO1-R G-R-AE0-N T-EH1 D-AH0 N-OW1


Exactly, you know, and like he had so many plans and he was going to do...

IH0-G Z-AE1-K T-L-IY0 Y-UW1 N-OW1 AH0-N D-L-AY1-K HH-IY1 HH-AE1-D S-OW1 M-EH1 N-IY0 P-L-AE1-N Z-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1


so many things, you know?

S-OW1 M-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH1-NG Z-Y-UW1 N-OW1


Yeah.


He was a really, really good guy.

HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-AH0 R-IH1 L-IY0 R-IH1 L-IY0 G-UH1-D G-AY1


A lot of people loved him.

AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V P-IY1 P-AH0-L L-AH1-V-D HH-IH1-M


You know, it's like affecting a lot of people it's not just me, you know?

Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-AH0 F-EH1-K T-IH0 NG-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V P-IY1 P-AH0 L-IH1-T S-N-AA1-T JH-AH1-S T-M-IY1 Y-UW1 N-OW1


Umm...


For like eight years.


Yeah, I'm glad I was there. Glad I- glad I got to be there.

Y-AE1 IH1-M G-L-AE1 D-AY1 W-AA1-Z DH-EH1-R G-L-AE1 D-AY1 G-L-AE1 D-AY1 G-AA1-T T-UW1 B-IY1 DH-EH1-R


So weird,


like I can't...it's like you know it's like "pinch me" it's like I can't believe like I'm dealing with this, you know.

L-AY1 K-AY1 K-AE1-N T-IH0-T S-L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-T S-L-AY1-K P-IH1-N CH-M-IY1 IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-L-AY1 K-IH1-M D-IY1 L-IH0 NG-W-IH1-DH DH-IH1 S-Y-UW1 N-OW1


I got into U.S.C.


Yeah, I'm so excited.  So I'm gonna say--

Y-AE1 IH1-M S-OW1 IH0-K S-AY1 T-AH0-D S-OW1 IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 S-EY1


Yeah, I think, I mean because where else would I gonna go?  Like the other places that I applied to I really didn't like that much anyway.

Y-AE1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 M-IY1-N B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-W-EH1 R-EH1-L S-W-UH1 D-AY1 G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 L-AY1-K DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 P-L-EY1 S-AH0-Z DH-AE1 T-AY1 AH0 P-L-AY1-D T-UW1 AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-L-AY1-K DH-AE1 T-M-AH1 CH-EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2


So--


Yeah, I know.


Absolutely. I'm so excited.

AE2-B S-AH0 L-UW1 T-L-IY0 IH1-M S-OW1 IH0-K S-AY1 T-AH0-D


I know.  I know. And we'll all get to hang out.  And I'm--even though we'll be at like at different parts of the city, we can still, like...

AY1 N-OW1 AY1 N-OW1 AH0-N D-W-EH1 L-AO1-L G-EH1-T T-UW1 HH-AE1 NG-AW1 T-AH0-N D-IH0 M-EH1 V-AH0-N DH-OW1 W-EH1-L B-IY1 AE1 T-L-AY1 K-AE1-T D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N-T P-AA1-R-T S-AH1-V DH-AH0 S-IH1 T-IY0 W-IY1 K-AE1-N-S T-IH1-L L-AY1-K


...hang out and, like, have our different lives--And meet each other's friends and stuff.  So, I'm just so glad 'cause they have such a good school

HH-AE1 NG-AW1 T-AH0-N D-L-AY1-K HH-AE1 V-AW1 ER0 D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N T-L-AY1 V-AH0 S-AH0-N D-M-IY1 T-IY1 CH-AH1 DH-ER0-Z F-R-EH1-N-D Z-AH0-N-D-S T-AH1-F S-OW1 IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T S-OW1 G-L-AE1-D K-AA1-Z DH-EY1 HH-AE1-V S-AH1 CH-AH0 G-UH1-D-S K-UW1-L


and like-- The football team--And like all the-...you- what I mean, like...

AH0-N D-L-AY1-K DH-AH0 F-UH1-T B-AO2-L T-IY1 M-AH0-N D-L-AY1 K-AO1-L TH-EY1 Y-UW0 W-AH1 T-AY1 M-IY1 N-L-AY1-K


You can walk somewhere and be anywhere in the country and be like, oh, yeah, I am at U.S.C.

Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-W-AO1-K S-AH1 M-W-EH2 R-AH0-N-D B-IY1 EH1 N-IY0 W-EH2 R-IH0-N DH-AH0 K-AH1-N T-R-IY0 AH0-N-D B-IY1 L-AY1 K-OW1 Y-AE1 AY1 AE1 M-AE1 T-AH1-S


And you know what, you know what I mean, like it's recognizable rather than just being like I went some random school. It's like people really know what you...

AH0-N D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 M-IY1 N-L-AY1 K-IH1-T S-R-EH2 K-AH0 G-N-AY1 Z-AH0 B-AH0-L R-AE1 DH-ER0 DH-AE1-N JH-AH1-S-T B-IY1 IH0 NG-L-AY1 K-AY1 W-EH1-N-T S-AH1 M-R-AE1-N D-AH0-M-S K-UW1 L-IH1-T S-L-AY1-K P-IY1 P-AH0-L R-IH1 L-IY0 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1


...like, they feel like--I feel like it's going to be so like accomplished.  Do you know what I mean?

L-AY1-K DH-EY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-IY0 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-IH1-T-S G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 S-OW1 L-AY1 K-AH0 K-AA1-M P-L-IH0-SH-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 M-IY1-N


Like it has some prestige. so

L-AY1 K-IH1-T HH-AE1-Z S-AH1-M P-R-EH0-S T-IY1-ZH S-OW1


Yeah, I mean there's all the money stuff and my mom's helping me with the financial aid and stuff.  But, it'll be fine--

Y-AE1 AY1 M-IY1-N DH-EH1-R Z-AO1-L DH-AH0 M-AH1 N-IY0-S T-AH1 F-AH0-N D-M-AY1 M-AA1-M-Z HH-EH1-L P-IH0-NG M-IY1 W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 F-AH0 N-AE1-N SH-AH0 L-EY1 D-AH0-N-D-S T-AH1-F B-AH1 T-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IY1 F-AY1-N


Like, now that I'm accepted, it's just, like, such a huge load off my mind.

L-AY1 K-N-AW1 DH-AE1 T-IH1 M-AE0-K S-EH1-P T-IH0 D-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1-K S-AH1 CH-AH0 HH-Y-UW1 JH-L-OW1 D-AO1 F-M-AY1 M-AY1-N-D


I don't mind worrying about all the paperwork.  You know--

AY1 D-AA1-N T-M-AY1-N D-W-ER1 IY0 IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-AO1-L DH-AH0 P-EY1 P-ER0 W-ER2 K-Y-UW1 N-OW1


Because, I don't have to like make that decision anymore.  I don't have to try and decide, like, what the bad school I'm going to go to is. you know

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 L-AY1 K-M-EY1-K DH-AE1-T D-IH0 S-IH1 ZH-AH0 N-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1 R-AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-R-AY1 AH0-N-D D-IH0 S-AY1 D-L-AY1 K-W-AH1-T DH-AH0 B-AE1-D-S K-UW1 L-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-OW1 T-UW1 IH1 Z-Y-UW1 N-OW1


I know. I know.  I think you go and you like stay for a couple of days and you meet people and--And they'll give you like a tour--And show you everything.  Oh, man, I'm just so--I'm so excited.

AY1 N-OW1 AY1 N-OW1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 G-OW1 AH0-N D-Y-UW1 L-AY1-K-S T-EY1 F-AO1 R-AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0 L-AH1-V D-EY1 Z-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 M-IY1-T P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AE1-N D-AE2-N-D TH-EY1-L G-IH1 V-Y-UW1 L-AY1 K-AH0 T-UH1 R-AH0-N-D SH-OW1 Y-UW1 EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-OW1 M-AE1 N-IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T S-OY1-M S-OW1 IH0-K S-AY1 T-AH0-D


Yeah, oh totally.  It's a beautiful campus.  It's gonna be really nice.  Um, and everyone is friendly and like there's ivy on all the walls.  Oh, it's just so--it's so like collegiate.

Y-AE1 OW1 T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 IH1-T S-AH0 B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0-L K-AE1-M P-AH0 S-IH1-T-S G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 N-AY1 S-AH1 M-AH0-N D-EH1 V-R-IY0 W-AH2 N-IH1-Z F-R-EH1-N D-L-IY0 AH0-N D-L-AY1-K DH-EH1-R Z-AY1 V-IY0 AA1 N-AO1-L DH-AH0 W-AO1-L Z-OW1 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T S-OY1-T-S S-OW1 L-AY1-K K-AH0 L-IY1 JH-IH0-T


You know what I mean?  Like, it's like exactly what I want.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 M-IY1 N-L-AY1 K-IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-IH0-G Z-AE1-K T-L-IY0 W-AH1 T-AY1 W-AA1-N-T


Well, you know, I've thought about it but they have so many things that I might--Like try some things out first...

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1-V TH-AO1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T B-AH1-T DH-EY1 HH-AE1-V S-OW1 M-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH1-NG-Z DH-AE1 T-AY1 M-AY1 T-L-AY2-K T-R-AY1 S-AH1-M TH-IH1-NG Z-AW1-T F-ER1-S-T


...because also on the list of their, um, like G.E.'s or whatever, you have a lot of choices within every single one.  So you can, like, try things out and not just be like, oh, I have to take math, oh, I have to take this.  You know what I mean?

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AO1-L S-OW0 AA1-N DH-AH0 L-IH1-S T-AH1-V DH-EH1 R-AH1 M-L-AY1-K JH-EH1 S-AO1 R-W-AH2 T-EH1 V-ER0 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V CH-OY1 S-AH0 Z-W-IH0 DH-IH1 N-EH1 V-ER0 IY0 S-IH1-NG G-AH0 L-W-AH1-N S-OW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-L-AY1-K T-R-AY1 TH-IH1-NG Z-AW1 T-AH0-N D-N-AA1-T JH-AH1-S-T B-IY1 L-AY1 K-OW1 AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-EY1 K-M-AE1 TH-OW1 AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-EY1-K DH-IH1 S-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 M-IY1-N


So, um, so I don't know.


I mean I'm gonna take a bunch of stuff and see.

AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-M G-AA1 N-AH0 T-EY1 K-AH0 B-AH1-N CH-AH1-V-S T-AH1 F-AH0-N-D S-IY1


I- They have like--they just have so many like prestigious like this school is top ten and like the departments within it, you know what I mean.

AY1 DH-EY1 HH-AE1 V-L-AY1 K-AH0 TH-IY0 JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1-V S-OW1 M-EH1 N-IY0 L-AY1-K P-R-EH0-S T-IH1 JH-AH0 S-L-AY1-K DH-IH1-S-S K-UW1 L-IH1-Z T-AA1-P T-EH1 N-AH0-N D-L-AY1-K DH-AH0 D-IH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N-T S-W-IH0 DH-IH1 N-IH1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 M-IY1-N


I know, I get to be one of those now--I'll like walk around and be like a U.S.C..  You know what I mean.

AY1 N-OW1 AY1 G-EH1-T T-UW1 B-IY1 W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-OW1 Z-N-AW1 AH0-L L-AY1 K-W-AO1 K-ER0 AW1-N D-AH0-N-D B-IY1 L-AY1 K-AH0 AH1 S-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 M-IY1-N


And you'll be like...


Student. I'm a student. Yes I am, Thank you very much.

S-T-UW1 D-AH0-N T-IH1 M-AH0-S T-UW1 D-AH0-N T-Y-EH1 S-AY1 AE1-M TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 V-EH1 R-IY0 M-AH1-CH


[BREATHING]


I know.  I'm excited.


Well, that'll take a while. [GARBAGE]

W-EH1-L TH-AE1 T-AH0-L T-EY1 K-AH0 W-AY1-L G-AA1-R B-IH0-JH


That's going to be a lot of work.

TH-AE1-T-S G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1 V-W-ER1-K


But, it'll be fine, I mean.  I'm so excited. It's going to be so fun.

B-AH1 T-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IY1 F-AY1 N-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-M S-OW1 IH0-K S-AY1 T-AH0 D-IH1-T-S G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 S-OW1 F-AH1-N


I know, and I mean the area's not great, but like the school makes up for it. It'll be fine. It'll be good.

AY1 N-OW1 AH0-N D-AY1 M-IY1-N DH-AH0 EH1 R-IY0 AH0 Z-N-AA1-T G-R-EY1-T B-AH1 T-L-AY1-K DH-AH0-S K-UW1-L M-EY1-K S-AH1-P F-AO1 R-IH1 T-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IY1 F-AY1 N-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IY1 G-UH1-D


I know. I know. So fun.  I can't wait.

AY1 N-OW1 AY1 N-OW1 S-OW1 F-AH1 N-AY1 K-AE1-N T-W-EY1-T


I will. I will. Thank you.

AY1 W-IH1 L-AY1 W-IH1-L TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1


Thanks.


So, how's it going?


Oh, you got what?  Where?


Oh, no way.


Are you gonna go? you gonna-

AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-AA1 N-AH0 G-OW1 Y-UW1 G-AA1 N-AH0


Wow, that's...


...that's first choice, huh? That's so awesome and now look you're gonna be--you're gonna be here. you know

TH-AE1-T-S F-ER1-S-T CH-OY1-S HH-AH1 TH-AE1-T-S S-OW1 AA1 S-AH0 M-AH0-N D-N-AW1 L-UH1 K-Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 B-EY1 ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 HH-IY1 R-Y-UW1 N-OW1


Yeah, no, definitely--It's gonna..

Y-AE1 N-OW1 D-EH2 F-AH0 N-IH1 T-AH0 T-AH0-L-Z G-AA1 N-AH0


Yeah.


Yeah


Fight on.


[LAUGHTER]


Wow. That's cool.


So...


Right.  Right.  Right. Oh, man, then you're going to have to do orientation, I guess.

R-AY1 T-R-AY1 T-R-AY1 T-OW1 M-AE1-N DH-EH1 N-Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-UW1 AO2 R-IY0 EH0-N T-EY1 SH-AH0 N-AY1 G-EH1-S


That'll be awesome.


I mean because you went to the campus before, right?

AY1 M-IY1-N B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 W-EH1-N-T T-UW1 DH-AH0 K-AE1-M P-AH0-S B-IH0 F-AO1-R R-AY1-T


Oh man.


Ahh. Yeah. [GARBAGE]


You'll be like are you a fan or a student you know? Student. [LAUGHTER] Oh man, that's awesome.

Y-UW1-L B-IY1 L-AY1 K-AA1 R-Y-UW1 AH0 F-AE1 N-AO1 R-AH0-S T-UW1 D-AH0-N T-Y-UW1 N-OW1-S T-UW1 D-AH0-N T-L-AE1-F T-ER0 OW1 M-AE1-N TH-AE1-T S-AA1 S-AH0-M


A U.S.C. graduate now. You're set.

AH0 AH1-S G-R-AE1 JH-AH0 W-AH0 T-N-AW1 Y-UH1-R S-EH1-T


You're getting close to the beach.  I mean geez.

Y-UH1-R G-EH1 T-IH0-NG K-L-OW1-S T-UW1 DH-AH0 B-IY1 CH-AY1 M-IY1-N JH-IY1-Z


It's got that all about it.

IH1-T-S G-AA1-T DH-AE1 T-AO1 L-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


Because if he's not coming back, I'll kill myself.  I mean, laugh--laugh at me, but...

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1-F HH-IY1 Z-N-AA1-T K-AH1 M-IH0-NG B-AE1 K-IH1-L K-IH1-L M-AY2 S-EH1-L F-AY1 M-IY1 N-L-AO1 G-AH0-L HH-AE1 T-M-IY1 B-AH1-T


But why did that happen the very night she came here?  She sleeps in his room and his memorial breaks to pieces.  Just look.  Look at it.

B-AH1 T-W-AY1 D-IH1-D DH-AE1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N DH-AH0 V-EH1 R-IY0 N-AY1-T SH-IY1 K-EY1-M HH-IY1-R SH-IY1 S-L-IY1-P S-IH0-N HH-IH1 Z-R-UW1 M-AH0-N-D HH-IH1 Z-M-AH0 M-AO1 R-IY0 AH0-L B-R-EY1-K-S T-UW1 P-IY1 S-AH0-Z JH-AH1-S T-L-UH1 K-L-UH1 K-AE1 T-IH1-T


Well, maybe he just wanted to see her again.

W-EH1-L M-EY1 B-IY0 HH-IY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 S-IY1 HH-ER0 AH0 G-EH1-N


What do you mean?  He lived next door to the girl all his life.  Why wouldn't he want to see her again?

W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 M-IY1-N HH-IY1 L-AY1-V D-N-EH1-K-S-T D-AO1-R T-UW1 DH-AH0 G-ER1 L-AO1-L HH-IH1 Z-L-AY1 F-W-AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N-T HH-IY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 S-IY1 HH-ER0 AH0 G-EH1-N


How do you know he's even thinking of it?

HH-AW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 HH-IY1 Z-IY1 V-IH0-N TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH1 V-IH1-T


Well, so what?


Now, listen Kate.


You can't read her mind.

Y-UW1 K-AE1-N T-R-EH1-D HH-ER0 M-AY1-N-D


How do you know why she's waited?

HH-AW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AY1 SH-EH1 S-W-EY1 T-AH0-D


What does that mean?  Me above all?

W-AH1-T D-AH1-Z DH-AE1 T-M-IY1-N M-IY1 AH0 B-AH1 V-AO1-L


Look at you.  Look at you shaking.

L-UH1 K-AE1 T-Y-UW1 L-UH1 K-AE1 T-Y-UW1 SH-EY1 K-IH0-NG


What have I got to hide?  What the hell is the matter with you Kate?

W-AH1-T HH-AE1 V-AY1 G-AA1-T T-UW1 HH-AY1 D-W-AH1-T DH-AH0 HH-EH1 L-IH1-Z DH-AH0 M-AE1 T-ER0 W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 K-EY1-T


Hi, my name is Shiloh, welcome to--Airline Six.  Hi, how may I help you?

HH-AY1 M-AY1 N-EY1 M-IH1-Z SH-AY1 L-OW0 W-EH1-L K-AH0-M T-AO1 R-AH0 L-AY2-N S-IH1-K-S HH-AY1 HH-AW1 M-EY1 AY1 HH-EH1-L P-Y-UW1


All right, sir.


I completely understand.  Automated systems are very difficult sometimes.

AY1 K-AH0-M P-L-IY1 T-L-IY0 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N D-AO1 T-AH0 M-EY2 T-IH0-D S-IH1-S T-AH0-M Z-AA1-R V-EH1 R-IY0 D-IH1 F-AH0 K-AH0-L-T S-AH0-M T-AY1-M-Z


Um, how may I help you.  You're trying to book a specific flight?

AH1-M HH-AW1 M-EY1 AY1 HH-EH1-L P-Y-UW1 Y-UH1-R T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-UH1 K-AH0-S P-AH0 S-IH1 F-IH0-K F-L-AY1-T


Oh, yeah, absolutely.  You know, and especially because you've been waiting so long and I know that, um, you've been having a difficult time.

OW1 Y-AE1 AE2-B S-AH0 L-UW1 T-L-IY0 Y-UW1 N-OW1 AH0-N D-AH0-S P-EH1 SH-L-IY0 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1-V B-IH1 N-W-EY1 T-IH0-NG S-OW1 L-AO1 NG-AH0-N D-AY1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-AH1 M-Y-UW1-V B-IH1-N HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 D-IH1 F-AH0 K-AH0-L-T T-AY1-M


I want to definitely give you our special package today, which um is usually only for valued customers who have a record of having previous,

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um lots of purchases, but we're gonna go ahead and give that to you anyway. uh,  Just to make sure that you're happy with your service here.

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Is that all right?


I can do that right now for you. No, absolutely.  I can take care of you all the way through to the end.

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All I'm going to need is your credit card number but just give me one moment. So-

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um, you're scheduling a flight as well--And you would like to, um, we have a highly discounted hotel rate that goes along with that so that everything is all in one deal.  You're taken care of by the time that you get there.

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Absolutely. we we


Yes, I completely understand.  Actually, our-our airline only uses five star hotel and above.  Except we charge at a three star hotel rate because, as a corporation, we are able to get a deal from the hotels themselves.

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So, you will absolutely be in a high rated great hotel and we can make sure that it's in a area of town that you like as well.

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Yeah.


Okay.


Great.  How many seats?


Okay.  Great.  Four seats.  I'll book you for four seats.

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Oh, yeah, absolutely.  Um- Would you like window seats or aisles?

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Okay, I can do um- a win- -two like a window and a aisle and a window and an aisle next to each other so that each of you can sit two by two. And switch around maybe?

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Okay.  Great.  What time of the day would you like?

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All right.  Great.  Well we have a very open flight that leaves at nine a.m. and fortunately uh the time change actually goes um backwards from that.

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So, it's a five hour flight, but you'll arrive only at eleven a clock in the morning.  So that day, you can have plenty of time to get to your hotel--Rest up and then still have a nice afternoon your first afternoon in Maui.

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Absolutely.  That actually goes in on the same package with our hotel.  You just give me your address.  We'll come and pick up a time that allows you to get to your flight with plenty of time to spare.

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And a there will also be a shuttle waiting for you to take you to the appropriate hotel.

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Yeah--I completely understand.  It's a difficult process sometimes and we want to make traveling as easy as possible.

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Absolutely. Thank you so much for calling and we hope that you will come to us again.

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Thank you.


You- You can do that--You can do that now? I don't have to get like transferred through or anything like that.

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[BREATHING] that's good.


All right.  I want to make sure it's like a nice hotel--I mean-mean I'm gonna be paying a lot of money for this so I don't wanna-I don't wanna, you know, I don't wanna to be a waste of time.

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Okay. So--


Well, you know, we wanted to--we wanted to go to Maui and--That was a

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--you know, the kids wanna go to the beach and stuff and so--um

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Well, it's gonna be four of them.

W-EH1 L-IH1-T-S G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1 F-AO1 R-AH1-V DH-EH1-M


All right.  And can they like all get together?

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Um- You know, window is nice. I guess

AH1 M-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-IH1-N D-OW0 IH1 Z-N-AY1 S-AY1 G-EH1-S


Uh, well, yeah, I think we were just--you know, whenever best available, I guess.  You know--

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And, like, there's there's shuttles or something that I can get to the hotel.

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All right.  So we're confirmed then or do you--All right.

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Okay.


I feel so worthless.


I just wanna crawl in a hole, you know.  Like it just makes you not wanna even open your eyes in the morning.

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So, uh, so how's it been going?  I mean, you have any needs or anything?

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No.  You can't think that way.  I mean it's good--it's good that you're--that you're calling, you know. you can't

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No, come on.  Don't [GARBAGE]

N-OW1 K-AH1 M-AA1-N D-AA1-N-T G-AA1-R B-IH0-JH


I know.  I know. It's hard, but you just--you gotta keep going.  I mean, you've been going at it for so long, you know.  Something is definitely going to come up.  I-I know it will, because you're a good worker--

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No.  It's--I mean, it's competitive, you know.  That's-That's what it is.  that's what you gotta be is competitive.

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There...There are plenty of people out there with--with like, good jobs, you know, that are a lot...

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...dumber than you.  I mean they're a lot worse off than you.  You are much better off than like a lot of those people in there. I know

D-AH1 M-ER0 DH-AE1 N-Y-UW1 AY1 M-IY1-N TH-EH1 R-AH0 L-AA1 T-W-ER1 S-AO1-F DH-AE1 N-Y-UW1 Y-UW1 AA1-R M-AH1-CH B-EH1 T-ER0 AO1-F DH-AE1 N-L-AY1 K-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V DH-OW1-Z P-IY1 P-AH0 L-IH0-N DH-EH1 R-AY1 N-OW1


I know.  It makes it harder.  I mean it's definitely who you know in a lot of cases, but--

AY1 N-OW1 IH1 T-M-EY1-K S-IH1-T HH-AA1-R D-ER0 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T-S D-EH1 F-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0 HH-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH0 N-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V K-EY1 S-AH0-Z B-AH1-T


But you gotta.  Otherwise, what is--what's your other option?

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It's not worthless 'cause it's definitely gonna--it's definitely gonna pay off.  I know it.  I mean, I can--I've just--I've seen your work etiquette.  You know, you're a good worker and...

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... and there's no reason that--that something won't come up like really soon.  All right?  So you just gotta--

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Because I know you.  You know, and maybe once you get to know some more people, like talking to them and everything, they'll get to know you too and they'll realize they should've hired you three years ago.  You know? but  And- and they'll finally come around and believe me--it'll--you gotta-

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Well maybe yeah, but maybe you get to that point where it's like you bug 'em and then they just don't wanna hear from you anymore, but you keep bugging them and bugging them and then it's gonna annoy them so much that they're gonna be like all right fine. you know

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That obviously that's not true though.  I mean, you've done this before.  You've done all the work like this before, you know, and and you've gotten people saying oh, you're so good and like you know--

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Right.


Well, you've gotta live.


I mean, it's just, it's really--I don't know, yeah, it's about their opinions and it's about, I don't know, just getting yourself out there and--

AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-IH1-T S-R-IY0 AO1 L-IY0 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 Y-AE1 IH1-T S-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-EH1 R-AH0 P-IH1 N-Y-AH0-N Z-AH0-N D-IH1-T S-AH0 B-AW1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 JH-AH1-S-T G-EH1 T-IH0 NG-Y-ER0 S-EH1-L F-AW1-T DH-EH1 R-AH0-N-D


Well, come on, come on.  Thinking about it like this is definitely not gonna help either though.

W-EH1-L K-AH1 M-AA1-N K-AH1 M-AA1-N TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1 T-L-AY1-K DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z D-EH1 F-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0 N-AA1-T G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-EH1-L P-IY1 DH-ER0 DH-OW1


Hi, um, excuse me, I believe that the airline lost my baggage.

HH-AY1 AH1 M-IH0-K-S K-Y-UW1 S-M-IY1 AY1 B-IH0 L-IY1-V DH-AE1-T DH-AH0 EH1-R L-AY2 N-L-AO1-S T-M-AY1 B-AE1 G-AH0-JH


No, it didn't. um It didn't come out and I don't see it anywhere around here, so what can you do about that?

N-OW1 IH1-T D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-AH1 M-IH1-T D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T K-AH1 M-AW1 T-AH0-N D-AY1 D-AA1-N-T S-IY1 IH1 T-EH1 N-IY0 W-EH2 R-ER0 AW1-N-D HH-IY1-R S-OW1 W-AH1-T K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 D-UW1 AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T


How much?


That's all, that's all, that's all you're going to do is just give me fifty dollars and say go have fun on your vacation without any of your stuff?

TH-AE1-T S-AO1-L TH-AE1-T S-AO1-L TH-AE1-T S-AO1 L-Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1 IH1-Z JH-AH1-S-T G-IH1 V-M-IY1 F-IH1-F T-IY0 D-AA1 L-ER0 Z-AH0-N-D S-EY1 G-OW1 HH-AE1-V F-AH1 N-AA1 N-Y-AO1-R V-EY0 K-EY1 SH-AH0 N-W-IH0 TH-AW1 T-EH1 N-IY0 AH1 V-Y-AO1-R-S T-AH1-F


Because you don't seem to care very much, you know.

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T S-IY1-M T-UW1 K-EH1-R V-EH1 R-IY0 M-AH1 CH-Y-UW1 N-OW1


It sounds like it's such a little like oh well no big deal whatever.  It's a big deal to me.

IH1-T S-AW1-N-D Z-L-AY1 K-IH1-T-S S-AH1 CH-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L L-AY1 K-OW1 W-EH1-L N-OW1 B-IH1-G D-IY1 L-W-AH2 T-EH1 V-ER0 IH1-T S-AH0 B-IH1-G D-IY1-L T-UW1 M-IY1


Um, okay, it didn't--didn't come out on the carrousel--

AH1 M-OW2 K-EY1 IH1-T D-IH1-D-N T-IH2-N-D K-AH1 M-AW1 T-AA1-N DH-AH0 K-EH1 R-AH0 S-EH2-L


Okay.  Um, well, unfortunately yeah there was a some- some problems with the--

OW2 K-EY1 AH1 M-W-EH1 L-AH0-N F-AO1-R CH-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0 Y-AE1 DH-EH1 R-W-AA1 Z-AH0 S-AH1-M S-AH1-M P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0-M Z-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0


Uh, well some-some of the bags were--were lost on the way over here. uh-

AH1 W-EH1-L S-AH1-M S-AH0 M-AH1-V DH-AH0 B-AE1-G Z-W-EH1 R-W-EH2-R L-AO1-S T-AA1-N DH-AH0 W-EY1 OW1 V-ER0 HH-IY1 R-AH1


You know, I mean, there's a lot of things that go on under the plane and sometimes, you know, that kind of things happen.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1-N DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V TH-IH1-NG-Z DH-AE1-T G-OW1 AA1 N-AH1-N D-ER0 DH-AH0 P-L-EY1 N-AH0-N-D S-AH0-M T-AY1-M Z-Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AE1-T K-AY1-N D-AH1-V TH-IH1-NG-Z HH-AE1 P-AH0-N


Uh, But, we are willing to reimburse you for the bag and and for the contents--

AH1 B-AH1 T-W-IY1 AA1 R-W-IH1 L-IH0-NG T-UW1 R-IY2 IH0-M B-ER1 S-Y-UW1 F-AO1-R DH-AH0 B-AE1 G-AH0-N D-AH0-N-D F-AO1-R DH-AH0 K-AA1-N T-EH0-N-T-S


Um, we'd be willing to give you uh fifty dollars for--

AH1 M-W-EH1-D B-IY1 W-IH1 L-IH0-NG T-UW1 G-IH1 V-Y-UW1 AH1 F-IH1-F T-IY0 D-AA1 L-ER0-Z F-AO1-R


Right.  Uh We realize, you know, that that it's a bad situation, but I'm sorry, there's nothing that we can really do.

R-AY1 T-AH1 W-IY1 R-IY1 L-AY2 Z-Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AE1-T DH-AE1 T-IH1-T S-AH0 B-AE1-D S-IH2 CH-UW0 EY1 SH-AH0-N B-AH1 T-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 DH-EH1-R Z-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 K-AE1 N-R-IH1 L-IY0 D-UW1


I think, um, maybe you can file a claim if you want and turn it in to our main office--

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AH1-M M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N F-AY1 L-AH0 K-L-EY1 M-IH1 F-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-N-D T-ER1 N-IH1 T-IH0-N T-UW1 AW1 ER0 M-EY1 N-AO1 F-AH0-S


Right.  No.  I mean they- they might--they might--if you-if you are argue the case more, maybe they'll reimburse you more, but, right now--

R-AY1 T-N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1-N DH-EY1 DH-EY1 M-AY1-T TH-IY0 M-AY1 T-IY2 F-Y-UW1 F-Y-UW1 AA1 R-AA1-R G-Y-UW0 DH-AH0 K-EY1 S-M-AO1-R M-EY1 B-IY0 TH-EY1-L R-IY2 IH0-M B-ER1 S-Y-UW1 M-AO1-R B-AH1 T-R-AY1 T-N-AW1


Yes, I know. I know-. It's It's frustrating.  Unfortunately though-- um

Y-EH1 S-AY1 N-OW1 AY1 N-OW1 IH1-T S-IH1-T-S F-R-AH1-S T-R-EY2 T-IH0 NG-AH0-N F-AO1-R CH-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0 DH-OW1 AH1-M


By checking your bags, you--you, you know- admit to the liability that's- that's at risk--

B-AY1 CH-EH1 K-IH0 NG-Y-AO1-R B-AE1-G Z-Y-UW1 Y-OW0 Y-UW1 N-OW1 AH0 D-M-IH1-T T-UW1 DH-AH0 L-AY2 AH0 B-IH1 L-IH0 T-IY0 TH-AE1-T-S TH-AE1-T S-AE1 T-R-IH1-S-K


Right, well, by checking in your bags, you agreed to, you know, at the will of the--

R-AY1 T-W-EH1-L B-AY1 CH-EH1 K-IH0 NG-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R B-AE1-G Z-Y-UW1 AH0 G-R-IY1-D T-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 AE1-T DH-AH0 W-IH1 L-AH1-V DH-AH0


You paid for the flight and then your bags were checked at--it's a service that the airline provides for us.  So so, really, it's really the risk was taken and, I'm sorry, but there's really nothing else we can do.  So do you want--do you want the reimbursement?

Y-UW1 P-EY1-D F-AO1-R DH-AH0 F-L-AY1 T-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-Y-AO1-R B-AE1-G Z-W-ER0 CH-EH1-K T-AE1 T-AH0-T S-AH0 S-ER1 V-AH0-S DH-AE1-T DH-AH0 EH1-R L-AY2-N P-R-AH0 V-AY1-D-Z F-AO1 R-AH1-S S-OW1 S-OW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 IH1-T S-R-IH1 L-IY0 DH-AH0 R-IH1-S K-W-AA1-Z T-EY1 K-AH0 N-AH0-N D-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 B-AH1-T DH-EH1-R Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 N-AH1 TH-IH0 NG-EH1-L S-W-IY1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 S-OW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T D-OW0 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T DH-AH0 R-IY2 IH0-M B-ER1 S-M-AH0-N-T


Well, there are-there are some shops here in- in the airport--

W-EH1-L DH-EH1 R-EH1-R TH-IY0 ER0 AA1-R S-AH1-M SH-AA1-P-S HH-IY1 R-IH0 N-IH0-N DH-AH0 EH1-R P-AO2-R-T


No, um, like I said you can file a claim and, uh, maybe get reimbursed for more-- you

N-OW1 AH1 M-L-AY1 K-AY1 S-EH1 D-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N F-AY1 L-AH0 K-L-EY1 M-AH0-N D-AH1 M-EY1 B-IY0 G-EH1 T-R-IY2 IH0-M B-ER1-S-T F-AO1-R M-AO1 R-Y-UW1


probably even talk to--

P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 IY1 V-IH0-N T-AO1-K T-UW1


Right, that--that gets taken care of-- That gets taken care of.  We get we do, you know, we investigate those and just make sure that um- they're not doing their own thing with them so--uh

R-AY1-T TH-AE1-T HH-AH0-T G-EH1-T-S T-EY1 K-AH0-N K-EH1 R-AH1-V DH-AE1-T G-EH1-T-S T-EY1 K-AH0-N K-EH1 R-AH1 V-W-IY1 G-EH1 T-W-IY1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-IY1 IH0-N V-EH1-S T-AH0 G-EY2-T DH-OW1 Z-AH0-N-D JH-AH1-S T-M-EY1-K SH-UH1-R DH-AE1 T-AH1-M TH-EH1-R N-AA1-T D-UW1 IH0-NG DH-EH1 R-OW1-N TH-IH1 NG-W-IH1-DH DH-EH1-M S-UW1


but Unfortunately sometimes is--

B-AH1 T-AH0-N F-AO1-R CH-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0 S-AH0-M T-AY1-M Z-IH1-Z


Well, that's--that's what I'm saying--

W-EH1-L TH-AE1-T-S T-AE2-T S-W-AH1 T-IH1-M S-EY1 IH0-NG


Okay.  Well that that could be something that you put on on the claim--on on the complaint form if you want.  And provide us with your information while you're here and then, maybe, if it turns up, then we'll send it right over.

OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1-L DH-AE1-T DH-AE1-T K-UH1-D B-IY1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 P-UH1 T-AA1 N-AA1-N DH-AH0 K-L-EY1 M-AH0 N-AA1-N DH-AH0 K-AH0-M P-L-EY1-N-T F-AO1-R M-IH1 F-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-N-D P-R-AH0 V-AY1 D-AH1 S-W-IH1 DH-Y-AO1 R-IH2-N F-ER0 M-EY1 SH-AH0 N-W-AY1 L-Y-UH1-R HH-IY1 R-AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N M-EY1 B-IY0 IH1 F-IH1-T T-ER1-N Z-AH1-P DH-EH1 N-W-EH1-L S-EH1-N D-IH1 T-R-AY1 T-OW1 V-ER0


All right, Miss, I-I know.  I realize this. But Like I said, there are several people that are in your same situation, so, um, it's not--it's not totally uncommon and I'm actually gonna have to ask you to move so I can help the next person.

AO1-L R-AY1 T-M-IH1 S-IY1 N-OW1 AY1 R-IY1 L-AY2-Z DH-IH1-S B-AH1 T-L-AY1 K-AY1 S-EH1-D DH-EH1 R-AA1-R S-EH1 V-R-AH0-L P-IY1 P-AH0-L DH-AE1 T-AA1 R-IH0 N-Y-AO1-R S-EY1-M S-IH2 CH-UW0 EY1 SH-AH0-N S-OW1 AH1 M-IH1-T S-N-OW1 T-IH0-T S-N-AA1-T T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 AH0-N K-AA1 M-AH0 N-AH0-N D-IH1 M-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 AE1-S K-Y-UW1 T-UW1 M-UW1-V S-OW1 AY1 K-AE1-N HH-EH1-L-P DH-AH0 N-EH1-K-S-T P-ER1 S-AH0-N


Yes, all right.  There you go, now you can file a claim over to the left--And they'll help you out.

Y-EH1 S-AO1-L R-AY1-T DH-EH1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 N-AW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N F-AY1 L-AH0 K-L-EY1 M-OW1 V-ER0 T-UW1 DH-AH0 L-EH1-F T-AH0-N-D TH-EY1-L HH-EH1-L P-Y-UW1 AW1-T


About what?


God damn it, Augie, don't ask me that.  I hate it when you ask me that.  You always ask me that.  It's insulting.

G-AA1-D D-AE1 M-IH1 T-AO1 JH-IY0 D-AA1-N T-AE1-S K-M-IY1 DH-AE1 T-AY1 HH-EY1 T-IH1 T-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 AE1-S K-M-IY1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-AE1-S K-M-IY1 DH-AE1 T-IH1-T S-IH0-N S-AH1-L T-IH0-NG


We just have different ideas of what this evening is supposed to look like.

W-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1-V D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N T-AY0 D-IY1 AH0 Z-AH1 V-W-AH1-T DH-IH1 S-IY1 V-N-IH0 NG-IH1-Z S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 L-UH1 K-L-AY1-K


I mean, I feel like my whole life is gonna be spent standing on the beach with my eyes wide open and my hands clasped expectantly waiting for the fish to show up.  And the fish won't show up.

AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-M-AY1 HH-OW1-L L-AY1 F-IH1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 B-IY1-S P-EH1-N-T-S T-AE1-N D-IH0 NG-AA1-N DH-AH0 B-IY1 CH-W-IH1 DH-M-AY1 AY1 Z-W-AY1 D-OW1 P-AH0 N-AH0-N D-M-AY1 HH-AE1-N-D-Z K-L-AE1-S-P T-IH0-K-S P-EH1-K T-AH0-N T-L-IY0 W-EY1 T-IH0-NG F-AO1-R DH-AH0 F-IH1-SH T-UW1 SH-OW1 AH1 P-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 F-IH1 SH-W-OW1-N-T SH-OW1 AH1-P


Do you remember the first time we came to see it?  It was about four years ago, right after we got married.

D-UW1 Y-UW1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T T-AY1 M-W-IY1 K-EY1-M T-UW1 S-IY1 IH1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 B-AW1-T F-AO1 R-Y-IH1-R Z-AH0 G-OW1 R-AY1 T-AE1-F T-ER0 W-IY1 G-AA1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0-D


I thought I was pregnant, you had a bottle of champagne, but no glasses.  You asked me to dance, so we kicked off our shoes and you popped the cork.

AY1 TH-AO1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z P-R-EH1 G-N-AH0-N T-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 B-AA1 T-AH0 L-AH1-V SH-AE0-M P-EY1-N B-AH1 T-N-OW1 G-L-AE1 S-AH0 Z-Y-UW1 AE1-S-K T-M-IY1 T-UW1 D-AE1-N-S S-OW1 W-IY1 K-IH1-K T-AO1 F-AW1 ER0 SH-UW1 Z-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 P-AA1-P-T DH-AH0 K-AO1-R-K


And while we were dancing, you said the softest, most intimate things to me right into my ear so that I could feel them as much as hear them.

AH0-N D-W-AY1 L-W-IY1 W-ER0 D-AE1-N S-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 S-EH1-D DH-AH0 S-AO1-F T-AH0-S T-M-OW1-S T-IH1-N T-AH0 M-AH0-T TH-IH1-NG-Z T-UW1 M-IY1 R-AY1 T-IH0-N T-UW1 M-AY1 IY1-R S-OW1 DH-AE1 T-AY1 K-UH1-D F-IY1-L DH-EH1 M-AE1 Z-M-AH1 CH-AE1-Z HH-IY1-R DH-EH1-M


And I remember thinking, this is it.  You know, at last--at last I am as happy as I am supposed to be.

AH0-N D-AY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-IH1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AE1 T-L-AE1-S T-AH0 T-L-AE1-S T-AY1 AE1 M-AE1-Z HH-AE1 P-IY0 AE1 Z-AY1 AE1-M S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 B-IY1


Just dancing barefoot in the sand, drinking champagne out of the bottle.

JH-AH1-S-T D-AE1-N S-IH0-NG B-EH1-R F-UH2 T-IH0-N DH-AH0 S-AE1-N-D D-R-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG SH-AE0-M P-EY1 N-AW1 T-AH1-V DH-AH0 B-AA1 T-AH0-L


I'd rather not remember some things.  I would rather not hope for some things.

IH1 D-R-AE1 DH-ER0 N-AA1 T-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 S-AH1-M TH-IH1-NG Z-AY1 W-UH1 D-R-AE1 DH-ER0 N-AA1-T HH-OW1-P F-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH1-NG-Z


No.


Well.  This isn't anything like I thought anything would be like.

W-EH1-L DH-IH1 S-IH1 S-AH0-N T-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-L-AY1 K-AY1 TH-AO1 T-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-W-UH1-D B-IY1 L-AY1-K


I know that, Augie.  Really, I do.

AY1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-AO1 JH-IY0 R-IH1 L-IY0 AY1 D-UW1


I know that you meant this to be special and nice and the sand and the moon and all, but I just couldn't help thinking about being somewhere else.

AY1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 M-EH1-N-T DH-IH1-S T-UW1 B-IY1-S P-EH1 SH-AH0 L-AH0-N D-N-AY1 S-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 S-AE1-N D-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 M-UW1 N-AH0-N D-AO1-L B-AH1 T-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T HH-EH1-L-P TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T B-IY1 IH0-NG S-AH1 M-W-EH2 R-EH1-L-S


I didn't say that.


You're the one who probably wishes you were with someone else.  Someone who--you'd rather enjoy yourself and didn't take everything so hard.

Y-UH1-R DH-AH0 W-AH1-N HH-UW1 P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 W-IH1 SH-IH0 Z-Y-UW1 W-ER0 W-IH1-DH S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-EH1-L-S S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-W-AY1 OW0 D-R-AE1 DH-ER0 EH0-N JH-OY1 Y-ER0 S-EH1-L F-AH0-N-D D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T T-EY1 K-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG S-OW1 HH-AA1-R-D


Augie, you brought refreshments.

AO1 JH-IY0 Y-UW1 B-R-AO1 T-R-AH0 F-R-EH1 SH-M-AH0-N-T-S


Well, then we don't need glasses.

W-EH1-L DH-EH1 N-W-IY1 D-AA1-N T-N-IY1-D G-L-AE1 S-AH0-Z


No.  I think you might be right.  Maybe this is the spot after all.

N-OW1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 M-AY1-T B-IY1 R-AY1 T-M-EY1 B-IY0 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0-S P-AA1 T-AE1-F T-ER0 AO1-L


Augie, I'm sorry.


Or not.


Well, so what do you think?

W-EH1-L S-OW1 W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K


What I was saying.


It certainly is not.  It's slightly exaggerated scientific fact.

IH1-T S-ER1 T-AH0 N-L-IY0 IH1 Z-N-AA1 T-IH1-T-S S-L-AY1 T-L-IY0 IH0-G Z-AE1 JH-ER0 EY2 T-AH0-D S-AY2 AH0-N T-IH1 F-IH0-K F-AE1-K-T


Well, I'm not the only one.  Look at all these people.

W-EH1 L-IH1-M N-AA1-T DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 W-AH1 N-L-UH1 K-AE1 T-AO1-L DH-IY1-Z P-IY1 P-AH0-L


Carla, can I ask you something?  Don't take this wrong, but are you having your period?

K-AA1-R L-AH0 K-AE1 N-AY1 AE1-S K-Y-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG D-AA1-N-T T-EY1-K DH-IH1 S-R-AO1-NG B-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-Y-AO1-R P-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-D