Then you help me stay here.

DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 HH-EH1-L P-M-IY1-S T-EY1 HH-IY1-R


Thanks.


You know it's just, I just, you know, I mean it just happened.  I just, like- I just keep expecting him to walk in, you know.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N D-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1 K-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-IY1 P-IH0-K-S P-EH1-K T-IH0-NG HH-IH1-M T-UW1 W-AO1 K-IH0 N-Y-UW1 N-OW1


I just- I just thought he would have longer, you know, because I'm- I mean when he found out he was sick, we knew that wasn't good but I just- I just thought that it would take longer, you know?

AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T TH-AO1-T HH-IY1 W-UH1-D HH-AE1 V-L-AO1-NG G-ER0 Y-UW1 N-OW1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1 M-AY1 M-IY1 N-W-EH1-N HH-IY1 F-AW1-N D-AW1-T HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z S-IH1 K-W-IY1 N-UW1 DH-AE1 T-W-AO1-S-T G-UH1-D B-AH1 T-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T TH-AO1-T DH-AE1 T-IH1 T-W-UH1-D T-EY1 K-L-AO1-NG G-ER0 Y-UW1 N-OW1


Yeah. I know. I know.


Yeah, I know. But I'd rather have him here with me, you know. It's just not fair.  I mean he- he didn't get to do like anything. I mean he was-

Y-AE1 AY1 N-OW1 B-AH1 T-IH1 D-R-AE1 DH-ER0 HH-AE1-V HH-IH1-M HH-IY1 R-W-IH1 DH-M-IY1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-N-AA1-T F-EH1 R-AY1 M-IY1-N HH-IY1 HH-IY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T G-EH1-T T-UW1 D-UW1 L-AY1 K-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AY1 M-IY1-N HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z


He was only twenty four and just so many things that we were going to do, you know, and now he won't get to do them and he won't get to be here when I do.  You know, like I'll get married some day and he won't be there, like, he won't get to see that.

HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-OW1 N-L-IY0 T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 F-AO1 R-AH0-N-D JH-AH1-S-T S-OW1 M-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH1-NG-Z DH-AE1 T-W-IY1 W-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 AH0-N D-N-AW1 HH-IY1 W-OW1-N-T G-EH1-T T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-EH1 M-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 W-OW1-N-T G-EH1-T T-UW1 B-IY1 HH-IY1 R-W-EH1 N-AY1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 L-AY1 K-IH1-L G-EH1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0-D S-AH1-M D-EY1 AH0-N-D HH-IY1 W-OW1-N-T B-IY1 DH-EH1-R L-AY1-K HH-IY1 W-OW1-N-T G-EH1-T T-UW1 S-IY1 DH-AE1-T


It just doesn't seem fair.

IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T S-IY1-M F-EH1-R


Thank you for being here.

TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 F-AO1-R B-IY1 IH0-NG HH-IY1-R


[LAUGHTER] You're probably right.  He probably would be pissed if we were all sitting around being upset about it. He'd want us to have a party.

L-AE1-F T-ER0 Y-UH1-R P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 R-AY1-T HH-IY1 P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 W-UH1-D B-IY1 P-IH1-S T-IH1 F-W-IY1 W-ER0 AO1-L S-IH1 T-IH0 NG-ER0 AW1-N-D B-IY1 IH0 NG-AH0-P S-EH1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T HH-EH1 D-W-AA1-N T-AH1-S T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 P-AA1-R T-IY0


And to drink in his honor. [LAUGHTER]

AH0-N-D T-UW1 D-R-IH1-NG K-IH0-N HH-IH1 Z-AA1 N-ER0 L-AE1-F T-ER0


Yeah, I know.


Hey, I'm, uh. I'm really sorry about what happened.  I don't um- I mean what you can you do?  I mean it's-

HH-EY1 IH1 M-AH1 IH1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 S-AA1 R-IY0 AH0 B-AW1 T-W-AH1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N D-AY1 D-AA1-N T-AH1 M-AY1 M-IY1 N-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 D-UW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T-S


When I was seven, my- my grandmother died and I really- I don't know, I mean it was really hard to let go but the important thing is- is that you do let go and your realize that, you know, they- you know, they- this person had fun while they were- while they were here and, uh, you know, you work- you work through it.

W-EH1 N-AY1 W-AA1-Z S-EH1 V-AH0-N M-AY1 M-AY1 G-R-AE1-N D-M-AH2 DH-ER0 D-AY1 D-AH0-N D-AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-AA1-R-D T-UW1 L-EH1-T G-OW1 B-AH1-T DH-AH0 IH0-M P-AO1-R T-AH0-N-T TH-IH1 NG-IH1 Z-IH1-Z DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 D-UW1 L-EH1-T G-OW1 AH0-N D-Y-AO1-R R-IY1 L-AY2-Z DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-EY1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-EY1 DH-IH1-S P-ER1 S-AH0-N HH-AE1-D F-AH1 N-W-AY1-L DH-EY1 W-ER0 W-AY1-L DH-EY1 W-ER0 HH-IY1 R-AH0-N D-AH1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 W-ER1 K-Y-UW1 W-ER1-K TH-R-UW1 IH1-T


Mmhmm. Yeah.  Yeah.  I mean it's- it's hard.  It's hard.

M-AH1 M-Y-AE1 Y-AE1 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T S-IH1-T-S HH-AA1-R D-IH1-T-S HH-AA1-R-D


Yeah.


Well I mean, you know, I mean it was I mean with that kind of condition,

W-EH1 L-AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AY1 M-IY1 N-W-IH1-DH DH-AE1-T K-AY1-N D-AH1-V K-AH0-N D-IH1 SH-AH0-N


you know, it's inevitable  and I mean honestly it's- it's almost like

Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-T S-IH0 N-EH1 V-AH0 T-AH0 B-AH0 L-AH0-N D-AY1 M-IY1 N-AA1 N-AH0-S T-L-IY0 IH1-T S-IH1-T S-AO1-L M-OW2-S T-L-AY1-K


you know, you don't- you know, how long do you want the person to go through that, you know.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 HH-AW1 L-AO1-NG D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T DH-AH0 P-ER1 S-AH0-N T-UW1 G-OW1 TH-R-UW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1


It's sort of- it's almost better off to rest in peace than he is to live in pain.

IH1-T-S S-AO1-R T-AH1 V-IH1-T S-AO1-L M-OW2-S-T B-EH1 T-ER0 AO1-F T-UW1 R-EH1-S T-IH0-N P-IY1-S DH-AE1-N HH-IY1 IH1-Z T-UW1 L-AY1 V-IH0-N P-EY1-N


It's not fair but I mean that's, you know, the course of life is that, you know, you meet people and you lose them.

IH1-T S-N-AA1-T F-EH1-R B-AH1 T-AY1 M-IY1-N TH-AE1-T S-Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AH0 K-AO1-R S-AH1 V-L-AY1 F-IH1-Z DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 M-IY1-T P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 L-UW1-Z DH-EH1-M


You're okay


You know I think- I think we should celebrate because I think that's what he would have wanted.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-W-IY1 SH-UH1-D S-EH1 L-AH0 B-R-EY2-T B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1-T HH-IY1 W-UH1-D HH-AE1 V-W-AA1-N T-AH0-D


That's right.  That's right.  I mean he would want us to, you know, celebrate the life that he- that he lived and, you know, enjoy the rest of ours as much as we can.

TH-AE1-T S-R-AY1-T TH-AE1-T S-R-AY1 T-AY1 M-IY1-N HH-IY1 W-UH1 D-W-AA1-N T-AH1-S T-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 S-EH1 L-AH0 B-R-EY2-T DH-AH0 L-AY1-F DH-AE1-T HH-IY1 DH-AE1-T HH-IY1 L-AY1-V D-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 EH0-N JH-OY1 DH-AH0 R-EH1-S T-AH1 V-AW1 ER0 Z-AE1 Z-M-AH1 CH-AE1 Z-W-IY1 K-AE1-N


So-


I did exactly what they told me to do.

AY1 D-IH1 D-IH0-G Z-AE1-K T-L-IY0 W-AH1-T DH-EY1 T-OW1-L D-M-IY1 T-UW1 D-UW1


I've been to the back of the line five times.

AY1-V B-IH1-N T-UW1 DH-AH0 B-AE1 K-AH1-V DH-AH0 L-AY1-N F-AY1-V T-AY1-M-Z


Okay.  What is it that I did wrong on the form that I have to start all over again?

OW2 K-EY1 W-AH1 T-IH1 Z-IH1-T DH-AE1 T-AY1 D-IH1 D-R-AO1 NG-AA1-N DH-AH0 F-AO1-R-M DH-AE1 T-AY1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1-S T-AA1-R T-AO1 L-OW1 V-ER0 AH0 G-EH1-N


Okay.  Well, I can do that right here right now without going to the back of the line again.  See look initialed.  All done. Ready to go.

OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1 L-AY1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 DH-AE1 T-R-AY1-T HH-IY1-R R-AY1 T-N-AW1 W-IH0 TH-AW1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 DH-AH0 B-AE1 K-AH1-V DH-AH0 L-AY1 N-AH0 G-EH1-N S-IY1 L-UH1 K-IH0 N-IH1 SH-AH0-L D-AO1-L D-AH1 N-R-EH1 D-IY0 T-UW1 G-OW1


I'm not starting over again.  No I have done this five times.  I am not starting over again.

IH1-M N-AA1-T-S T-AA1-R T-IH0 NG-OW1 V-ER0 AH0 G-EH1-N N-OW1 AY1 HH-AE1-V D-AH1-N DH-IH1-S F-AY1-V T-AY1-M Z-AY1 AE1-M N-AA1-T-S T-AA1-R T-IH0 NG-OW1 V-ER0 AH0 G-EH1-N


I mean look she's -she's perfectly nice.  She doesn't mind waiting for a couple of minutes because I've been here all day. I have a job to get back to.  I have kids to pick up from school.  I can't just stay here.

AY1 M-IY1 N-L-UH1-K SH-EH1-S SH-EH1-S P-ER1 F-AH0-K T-L-IY0 N-AY1-S SH-IY1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-M-AY1-N D-W-EY1 T-IH0-NG F-AO1 R-AH0 K-AH1 P-AH0 L-AH1 V-M-IH1 N-AH0-T-S B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1-V B-IH1-N HH-IY1 R-AO1-L D-EY1 AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 JH-AA1-B T-UW1 G-EH1-T B-AE1-K T-UW1 AY1 HH-AE1-V K-IH1-D-Z T-UW1 P-IH1 K-AH1-P F-R-AH1-M-S K-UW1 L-AY1 K-AE1-N-T JH-AH1-S-T-S T-EY1 HH-IY1-R


This is your job is to help people like me who need to get a new license.

DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-Y-AO1-R JH-AA1 B-IH1-Z T-UW1 HH-EH1-L-P P-IY1 P-AH0-L L-AY1 K-M-IY1 HH-UW1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH0 N-UW1 L-AY1 S-AH0-N-S


I'm testing your patience?

IH1-M T-EH1-S T-IH0 NG-Y-AO1-R P-EY1 SH-AH0-N-S


I don't need to be.  I need to go and do other things with my time.  Okay.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-IY1-D T-UW1 B-IY1 AY1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 G-OW1 AH0-N-D D-UW1 AH1 DH-ER0 TH-IH1-NG Z-W-IH1 DH-M-AY1 T-AY1 M-OW2 K-EY1


Please just put the form in, take the picture, let me get my license and get the hell out of here.  Please.

P-L-IY1-Z JH-AH1-S-T P-UH1-T DH-AH0 F-AO1-R M-IH0-N T-EY1-K DH-AH0 P-IH1-K CH-ER0 L-EH1 T-M-IY1 G-EH1 T-M-AY1 L-AY1 S-AH0-N S-AH0-N-D G-EH1-T DH-AH0 HH-EH1 L-AW1 T-AH1-V HH-IY1-R P-L-IY1-Z


I've got a life too ma'am


There's nothing I can do for you.  Do you understand that?  Nothing.

DH-EH1-R Z-N-AH1 TH-IH0 NG-AY1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N-D DH-AE1 T-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG


You're going to have to go back again.

Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-OW1 B-AE1 K-AH0 G-EH1-N


Ma'am I have other people waiting in line right now.  I have other people waiting in line right now.

M-AH1 M-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH1 DH-ER0 P-IY1 P-AH0 L-W-EY1 T-IH0 NG-IH0 N-L-AY1 N-R-AY1 T-N-AW1 AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH1 DH-ER0 P-IY1 P-AH0 L-W-EY1 T-IH0 NG-IH0 N-L-AY1 N-R-AY1 T-N-AW1


like I said before right now.

L-AY1 K-AY1 S-EH1-D B-IH0 F-AO1-R R-AY1 T-N-AW1


You're testing my goddamn patience.

Y-UH1-R T-EH1-S T-IH0-NG M-AY1 G-AA1-D D-AE2-M P-EY1 SH-AH0-N-S


I work in this fucking building all day. And I'm sick of it, okay?

AY1 W-ER1 K-IH0-N DH-IH1-S F-AH1 K-IH0-NG B-IH1-L D-IH0 NG-AO1-L D-EY1 AH0-N D-IH1-M S-IH1 K-AH1 V-IH1 T-OW2 K-EY1


You're just going to put it back on my account.

Y-UH1-R JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 P-UH1 T-IH1-T B-AE1 K-AA1-N M-AY1 AH0 K-AW1-N-T


Oh, my God, thank you so much.

OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1-D TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 S-OW1 M-AH1-CH


I really appreciate this. I know it's not policy or whatever but, seriously

AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 AH0 P-R-IY1 SH-IY0 EY2-T DH-IH1 S-AY1 N-OW1 IH1-T S-N-AA1-T P-AA1 L-AH0 S-IY0 AO1 R-W-AH2 T-EH1 V-ER0 B-AH1-T S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0


make my life a lot easier.

M-EY1 K-M-AY1 L-AY1 F-AH0 L-AA1 T-IY1 Z-IY0 ER0


I'll


call up the Sprint call center and, uh, you know. cool

K-AO1 L-AH1-P DH-AH0-S P-R-IH1-N-T K-AO1-L S-EH1-N T-ER0 AH0-N D-AH1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 K-UW1-L


You too.


Are you sure you didn't make them?

AA1 R-Y-UW1 SH-UH1 R-Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-M-EY1-K DH-EH1-M


Okay.


Umm, Miss Aruckman


I am seeing the two hundred dollar charge.

AY1 AE1-M S-IY1 IH0-NG DH-AH0 T-UW1 HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D D-AA1 L-ER0 CH-AA1-R-JH


So you're saying that you didn't make these calls.

S-OW1 Y-UH1-R S-EY1 IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-M-EY1-K DH-IY1-Z K-AO1-L-Z


All I can do for you right now is give you a hundred dollars.

AO1 L-AY1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 R-AY1 T-N-AW1 IH1-Z G-IH1 V-Y-UW1 AH0 HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D D-AA1 L-ER0-Z


What I can


What I can do for you is give you a hundred dollars right now and fill out complaint form

W-AH1 T-AY1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 IH1-Z G-IH1 V-Y-UW1 AH0 HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D D-AA1 L-ER0 Z-R-AY1 T-N-AW1 AH0-N-D F-IH1 L-AW1-T K-AH0-M P-L-EY1-N-T F-AO1-R-M


which you- which you'll have to go into a local Verizon dealer--  or Sprint.

W-IH1 CH-Y-UW1 W-IH1 CH-Y-UW1-L HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-OW1 IH0-N T-UW1 AH0 L-OW1 K-AH0-L V-EH1 R-IH0 Z-AA0-N D-IY1 L-ER0 AO1-R-S P-R-IH1-N-T


A few weeks.  You won't even know that they were there.

AH0 F-Y-UW1 W-IY1-K S-Y-UW1 W-OW1-N T-IY1 V-IH0-N N-OW1 DH-AE1-T DH-EY1 W-ER0 DH-EH1-R


Yeah.  That's fine.  I just -- that's fine. Yeah, I mean, it doesn't make any difference to me.  I mean, it's not like it's going to cost my job or anything.

Y-AE1 TH-AE1-T-S F-AY1 N-AY1 JH-AH1-S-T TH-AE1-T-S F-AY1 N-Y-AE1 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-M-EY1 K-EH1 N-IY0 D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N-S T-UW1 M-IY1 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-L-AY1 K-IH1-T-S G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 K-AA1-S T-M-AY1 JH-AA1 B-AO1 R-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


I mean, technically, that's policy.  But, like, I mean, I don't really care about -- nobody really cares about policy here.

AY1 M-IY1-N T-EH1 K-N-IH0 K-AH0 L-IY0 TH-AE1-T-S P-AA1 L-AH0 S-IY0 B-AH1 T-L-AY1 K-AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 D-AA1-N T-R-IH1 L-IY0 K-EH1 R-AH0 B-AW1 T-N-OW1 B-AA2 D-IY2 R-IH1 L-IY0 K-EH1-R Z-AH0 B-AW1-T P-AA1 L-AH0 S-IY0 HH-IY1-R


Sure.


You're welcome.


No, no, no, it's cool.  It's cool.  It's cool.  So, um

N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 IH1-T-S K-UW1 L-IH1-T-S K-UW1 L-IH1-T-S K-UW1-L S-OW1 AH1-M


You know, so- I mean, are you doing anything later?  Or um

Y-UW1 N-OW1 S-OW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-AA1 R-Y-UW1 D-UW1 IH0 NG-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-L-EY1 T-ER0 AO1 R-AH1-M


Oh, I don't know.  I mean, I don't know.  I just thought, you know, maybe you want to get some co--I mean, I'm actually -- wait, where do you live?  Oh, you're in Los Angeles, I see.  Oh, no, that sucks 'cause I'm in, actually in Alabama.

OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 JH-AH1-S-T TH-AO1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-EH1-T S-AH1-M K-OY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 M-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 W-EY1 T-W-EH1-R D-UW1 Y-UW1 L-AY1 V-OW1 Y-UH1 R-IH0 N-L-OW1 S-AE1-N JH-AH0 L-IH0 S-AY1 S-IY1 OW1 N-OW1 DH-AE1-T S-AH1-K-S K-AA1 Z-IH1 M-IH0 N-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 IH0 N-AE2 L-AH0 B-AE1 M-AH0


God, that's like a whole problem with like-- But, no, I mean, hey-- if you ever

G-AA1-D TH-AE1-T S-L-AY1 K-AH0 HH-OW1-L P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0 M-W-IH1 DH-L-AY1-K B-AH1 T-N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1-N HH-EY1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 EH1 V-ER0


if you ever come out to Montgomery, I mean, you know, just -- just call up, you know, call up the operator and I'll-- I'll be here. So, um.

IH1 F-Y-UW1 EH1 V-ER0 K-AH1 M-AW1-T T-UW1 M-AA0-N-T G-AH1 M-R-IY0 AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UW1 N-OW1 JH-AH1-S-T JH-AH1-S-T K-AO1 L-AH1 P-Y-UW1 N-OW1 K-AO1 L-AH1-P DH-AH0 AA1 P-ER0 EY2 T-ER0 AH0-N D-IH1 L-IH1-L B-IY1 HH-IY1-R S-OW1 AH1-M


Alright. Take Care.


Well there has to be something you haven't tried.

W-EH1-L DH-EH1-R HH-AE1-Z T-UW1 B-IY1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T T-R-AY1-D


What about like a temp agency?

W-AH1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-L-AY1 K-AH0 T-EH1-M P-EY1 JH-AH0-N S-IY0


Have you gone, like, signed up with a temp agency?  Maybe they can help.

HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 G-AO1 N-L-AY1-K S-AY1-N D-AH1 P-W-IH1 DH-AH0 T-EH1-M P-EY1 JH-AH0-N S-IY0 M-EY1 B-IY0 DH-EY1 K-AE1-N HH-EH1-L-P


Right, but you have -- I mean, you have to keep on them.  You have to keep calling and reminding them that you're still looking and

R-AY1-T B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 K-IY1 P-AA1-N DH-EH1 M-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 K-IY1-P K-AO1 L-IH0 NG-AH0-N D-R-IY0 M-AY1-N D-IH0-NG DH-EH1-M DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1-R-S T-IH1-L L-UH1 K-IH0 NG-AH0-N-D


I mean, you have to be really aggressive about it.

AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 B-IY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 AH0 G-R-EH1 S-IH0 V-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


Well, I mean, if it's that bad, maybe you're gonna have to take something that doesn't really fit, you know.  Like maybe you'll have to do something else for a while.  Find a new field, new skill.

W-EH1 L-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 F-IH1-T-S DH-AE1-T B-AE1 D-M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-UH1-R G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 T-EY1-K S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG DH-AE1-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-R-IH1 L-IY0 F-IH1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 L-AY1 K-M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1-L HH-AE1-V T-UW1 D-UW1 S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-EH1-L-S F-AO1 R-AH0 W-AY1-L F-AY1-N D-AH0 N-UW1 F-IY1-L D-N-UW1-S K-IH1-L


Well then you're choosing to be unemployed, really.

W-EH1-L DH-EH1 N-Y-UH1-R CH-UW1 Z-IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 AH2 N-EH0-M P-L-OY1 D-R-IH1 L-IY0


If you're not willing to try and work with it and find something and, you know, I mean, there are things you could do.

IH1 F-Y-UH1-R N-AA1 T-W-IH1 L-IH0-NG T-UW1 T-R-AY1 AH0-N D-W-ER1 K-W-IH1 DH-IH1 T-AH0-N-D F-AY1-N-D S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1-N DH-EH1 R-AA1-R TH-IH1-NG Z-Y-UW1 K-UH1-D D-UW1


Well maybe, you know, your luck it is just down and the market for your particular field is down and maybe you just need to look into doing something else for a while.

W-EH1-L M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 N-OW1 Y-AO1-R L-AH1 K-IH1 T-IH1-Z JH-AH1-S-T D-AW1 N-AH0-N-D DH-AH0 M-AA1-R K-AH0-T F-AO1 R-Y-AO1-R P-ER0 T-IH1 K-Y-AH0 L-ER0 F-IY1-L D-IH1-Z D-AW1 N-AH0-N D-M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-N-IY1-D T-UW1 L-UH1 K-IH0-N T-UW1 D-UW1 IH0-NG S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-EH1-L-S F-AO1 R-AH0 W-AY1-L


I mean, I'm not saying that you should, you know--

AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-M N-AA1-T S-EY1 IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 SH-UH1 D-Y-UW1 N-OW1


It's my fault 'cause you didn't do what I told you to?

IH1-T S-M-AY1 F-AO1-L-T K-AA1 Z-Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T D-UW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 T-OW1-L D-Y-UW1 T-UW1


Well that sounds like your fault.

W-EH1-L DH-AE1-T S-AW1-N-D Z-L-AY1 K-Y-AO1-R F-AO1-L-T


You didn't do what I told you to do.

Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T D-UW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 T-OW1-L D-Y-UW1 T-UW1 D-UW1


I think maybe you can't get employed because you aren't willing to take responsibility for your own actions.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T G-EH1 T-EH0-M P-L-OY1-D B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 AA1 R-AH0-N T-W-IH1 L-IH0-NG T-UW1 T-EY1 K-R-IY0-S P-AA2-N S-AH0 B-IH1 L-AH0 T-IY0 F-AO1 R-Y-AO1 R-OW1 N-AE1-K SH-AH0-N-Z


Really?  Whose fault is it you don't have a job?

R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-UW1-Z F-AO1-L T-IH1 Z-IH1 T-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1 V-AH0 JH-AA1-B


[LAUGHTER]


there's just like no jobs available.  I mean, it's just like, God.

DH-EH1-R-Z JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1 K-N-OW1 JH-AA1-B Z-AH0 V-EY1 L-AH0 B-AH0 L-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1-K G-AA1-D


Well, I mean, it makes sense, doesn't it, hmm?

W-EH1 L-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 T-M-EY1-K-S S-EH1-N-S D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-IH1-T HH-AH1-M


That's not true.  I take responsibility for my own actions.

TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1-T T-R-UW1 AY1 T-EY1 K-R-IY0-S P-AA2-N S-AH0 B-IH1 L-AH0 T-IY0 F-AO1-R M-AY1 OW1 N-AE1-K SH-AH0-N-Z


Yours.  I don't--


Hi, how can I help you?

HH-AY1 HH-AW1 K-AE1 N-AY1 HH-EH1-L P-Y-UW1


Mmhmm.


I'm sorry.


Right.


Uh. Okay.  I -- first of all, I'm very sorry you lost your bag.

AH1 OW2 K-EY1 AY1 F-ER1-S T-AH1 V-AO1 L-IH1-M V-EH1 R-IY0 S-AA1 R-IY0 Y-UW1 L-AO1-S T-Y-AO1-R B-AE1-G


Um, but, actually, our policy is a fifty dollar

AH1-M B-AH1 T-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 AW1 ER0 P-AA1 L-AH0 S-IY0 IH1 Z-AH0 F-IH1-F T-IY0 D-AA1 L-ER0


refund--coverage of the bag that was lost. yes

R-IY0 F-AH1-NG K-AH0 V-AH2 CH-ER0 AH1-V DH-AH0 B-AE1-G DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-L-AO1-S T-Y-EH1-S


That's our policy, sir.

TH-AE1-T S-AW1 ER0 P-AA1 L-AH0 S-IY0 S-ER1


I can't do that.


We'll cover fifty.


I'm very sorry.  I understand you're upset.  You just got off a long flight.

IH1-M V-EH1 R-IY0 S-AA1 R-IY0 AY1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N D-Y-UH1 R-AH0-P S-EH1 T-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1 T-AO1 F-AH0 L-AO1-NG F-L-AY1-T


I understand that.  I would know if it was mine. Um-

AY1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N-D DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-UH1 D-N-OW1 IH1 F-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-M-AY1 N-AH1-M


But it's not.  It's yours.  I understand.

B-AH1 T-IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-IH1-T S-Y-UH1-R Z-AY1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N-D


I understand you're frustrated, but--

AY1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N D-Y-UH1-R F-R-AH1-S T-R-EY2 T-AH0-D B-AH1-T


I know. I understand it's personal-- It's personal to you. I get that.

AY1 N-OW1 AY1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N D-IH1-T-S P-ER1 S-IH0 N-IH0 L-IH1-T-S P-ER1 S-IH0 N-IH0-L T-UW1 Y-UW1 AY1 G-EH1-T DH-AE1-T


fifty dollars?


fifty dollars. No way, no.

F-IH1-F T-IY0 D-AA1 L-ER0 Z-N-OW1 W-EY1 N-OW1


I don't but the thing is, I don't care about your policy.

AY1 D-AA1-N-T B-AH1-T DH-AH0 TH-IH1 NG-IH1 Z-AY1 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1 R-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-AO1-R P-AA1 L-AH0 S-IY0


You understand?


No, no, because, look, I don't care what your policy says.  I mean--

N-OW1 N-OW1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-L-UH1 K-AY1 D-AA1-N-T K-EH1 R-W-AH1 T-Y-AO1-R P-AA1 L-AH0 S-IY0 S-EH1 Z-AY1 M-IY1-N


You understand that the contents of my bag- The contents of my bag cost a hundred and fifty dollars.

Y-UW1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N-D DH-AE1-T DH-AH0 K-AA1-N T-EH0-N-T S-AH1 V-M-AY1 B-AE1-G DH-AH0 K-AA1-N T-EH0-N-T S-AH1 V-M-AY1 B-AE1-G K-AA1-S T-AH0 HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0 D-AH0-N-D F-IH1-F T-IY0 D-AA1 L-ER0-Z


You--


No.  No.  No.  What I need you to do -- I need you to write checks for -- I need you to write three of them. That'll be satisfactory.

N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 N-IY1 D-Y-UW1 T-UW1 D-UW1 AY1 N-IY1 D-Y-UW1 T-UW1 R-AY1-T CH-EH1-K-S F-AO1 R-AY1 N-IY1 D-Y-UW1 T-UW1 R-AY1-T TH-R-IY1 AH1-V DH-EH1-M TH-AE1 T-AH0-L B-IY1 S-AE2 T-AH0-S F-AE1-K T-R-IY0


Just -- you can fill out the form--We can fill out - no, no, no, we can fill out the form three times.

JH-AH1-S T-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N F-IH1 L-AW1-T DH-AH0 F-AO1-R M-W-IY0 K-AE1-N F-IH1 L-AW1 T-N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 W-IY1 K-AE1-N F-IH1 L-AW1-T DH-AH0 F-AO1-R-M TH-R-IY1 T-AY1-M-Z


Yeah.  If it was yours, but it's not. It's mine.  Okay. So just--

Y-AE1 IH1 F-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-Y-UH1-R-Z B-AH1 T-IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-IH1-T S-M-AY1 N-OW2 K-EY1 S-OW1 JH-AH1-S-T


but I need to speak to somebody who can make the three check thing happen.

B-AH1 T-AY1 N-IY1-D T-UW1-S P-IY1-K T-UW1 S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 HH-UW1 K-AE1-N M-EY1-K DH-AH0 TH-R-IY1 CH-EH1-K TH-IH1-NG HH-AE1 P-AH0-N


Please.


I'm already calm. Okay, I'm calm. I'm calm.

IH1 M-AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 K-AA1 M-OW2 K-EY1 IH1-M K-AA1 M-IH1-M K-AA1-M


Yeah.  If you were really sorry, you'd give me the three checks.

Y-AE1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 W-ER0 R-IH1 L-IY0 S-AA1 R-IY0 Y-AH1-D G-IH1 V-M-IY1 DH-AH0 TH-R-IY1 CH-EH1-K-S


So why don't we just do that and stop this nonsense, hmm?  Hmm?

S-OW1 W-AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T D-UW1 DH-AE1 T-AH0-N-D-S T-AA1-P DH-IH1 S-N-AA1-N S-EH0-N-S HH-AH1-M HH-AH1-M


Lost it just, like, I mean,

L-AO1-S T-IH1-T JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1 K-AY1 M-IY1-N


it's not like it just disappeared into thin air. Somebody wasn't paying attention

IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-L-AY1 K-IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T D-IH2 S-AH0 P-IH1-R D-IH0-N T-UW1 TH-IH1 N-EH1-R S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 W-AO1-S-T P-EY1 IH0 NG-AH0 T-EH1-N SH-AH0-N


because my bag was very easy to keep track of.  It's got big, you know, rainbow colored crap all over it and no one was paying attention because now it's just gone.

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-M-AY1 B-AE1 G-W-AA1-Z V-EH1 R-IY0 IY1 Z-IY0 T-UW1 K-IY1-P T-R-AE1 K-AH1 V-IH1-T-S G-AA1-T B-IH1 G-Y-UW1 N-OW1 R-EY1-N B-OW2 K-AH1 L-ER0-D K-R-AE1 P-AO1 L-OW1 V-ER0 IH1 T-AH0-N D-N-OW1 W-AH1 N-W-AA1-Z P-EY1 IH0 NG-AH0 T-EH1-N SH-AH0-N B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-N-AW1 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T G-AO1-N


No. No. I heard- I heard what you said.

N-OW1 N-OW1 AY1 HH-ER1 D-AY1 HH-ER1 D-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 S-EH1-D


You're kidding me, right.  You're going to give me fifty dollars to completely cover my bag, everything that was in it, the inconvenience that I've gone through.  I paid for my ticket.  All I expect is to safely get to my destination with my stuff.  Is that so much to ask?  I mean I really don't think that's that big a deal to ask you guys to have my bag in the place where I leave and then put my bag where I end up.

Y-UH1-R K-IH1 D-IH0-NG M-IY1 R-AY1 T-Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-IH1 V-M-IY1 F-IH1-F T-IY0 D-AA1 L-ER0-Z T-UW1 K-AH0-M P-L-IY1 T-L-IY0 K-AH1 V-ER0 M-AY1 B-AE1 G-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-IH0 N-IH1-T DH-AH0 IH2-N K-AH0-N V-IY1 N-Y-AH0-N-S DH-AE1 T-AY1-V G-AO1-N TH-R-UW1 AY1 P-EY1-D F-AO1-R M-AY1 T-IH1 K-AH0 T-AO1 L-AY1 IH0-K-S P-EH1-K T-IH1-Z T-UW1 S-EY1 F-L-IY0 G-EH1-T T-UW1 M-AY1 D-EH2-S T-AH0 N-EY1 SH-AH0 N-W-IH1 DH-M-AY1-S T-AH1 F-IH1-Z DH-AE1-T S-OW1 M-AH1-CH T-UW1 AE1-S K-AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 R-IH1 L-IY0 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K TH-AE1-T-S DH-AE1-T B-IH1 G-AH0 D-IY1-L T-UW1 AE1-S K-Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-M-AY1 B-AE1 G-IH0-N DH-AH0 P-L-EY1 S-W-EH1 R-AY1 L-IY1 V-AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N P-UH1 T-M-AY1 B-AE1 G-W-EH1 R-AY1 EH1-N D-AH1-P


Yeah, well that's got everything I have in it.

Y-AE1 W-EH1-L TH-AE1-T-S G-AA1 T-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AY1 HH-AE1 V-IH0 N-IH1-T


Look fifty dollars is unacceptable.  My bag itself cost over a hundred and fifty dollars.  You can't just give me fifty dollar gift certificate to Percoes or whatever the hell and then send me off like that's- that's good enough.  Like that's all I needed was fifty dollars.  My bag is worth more than that.

L-UH1-K F-IH1-F T-IY0 D-AA1 L-ER0 Z-IH1 Z-AH2 N-AE0-K S-EH1-P T-AH0 B-AH0-L M-AY1 B-AE1 G-IH0-T S-EH1-L-F K-AA1-S T-OW1 V-ER0 AH0 HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0 D-AH0-N-D F-IH1-F T-IY0 D-AA1 L-ER0 Z-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T JH-AH1-S-T G-IH1 V-M-IY1 F-IH1-F T-IY0 D-AA1 L-ER0 G-IH1-F-T S-ER0 T-IH1 F-IH0 K-EY2-T T-UW1 P-ER1 K-OW0 Z-AO1 R-W-AH2 T-EH1 V-ER0 DH-AH0 HH-EH1 L-AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N S-EH1-N D-M-IY1 AO1 F-L-AY1-K TH-AE1-T-S TH-AE1-T-S G-UH1 D-IH0 N-AH1 F-L-AY1-K TH-AE1-T S-AO1 L-AY1 N-IY1 D-AH0 D-W-AA1-Z F-IH1-F T-IY0 D-AA1 L-ER0 Z-M-AY1 B-AE1 G-IH1 Z-W-ER1 TH-M-AO1-R DH-AE1-N DH-AE1-T


I expect your airline who was responsible for my bag to give me the equivalent of the bag and all of the things in it.

AY1 IH0-K-S P-EH1-K T-Y-AO1 R-EH1-R L-AY2-N HH-UW1 W-AA1 Z-R-IY0-S P-AA1-N S-AH0 B-AH0-L F-AO1-R M-AY1 B-AE1-G T-UW1 G-IH1 V-M-IY1 DH-AH0 IH0 K-W-IH1 V-AH0 L-AH0-N T-AH1-V DH-AH0 B-AE1 G-AH0-N D-AO1 L-AH1-V DH-AH0 TH-IH1-NG Z-IH0 N-IH1-T


I didn't sign anything. I didn't sign anything. And you people have got to make-

AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T S-AY1 N-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T S-AY1 N-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 P-IY1 P-AH0-L HH-AE1-V G-AA1-T T-UW1 M-EY1-K


You have to make amends for what you did for losing my bag and all of my stuff.  Fifty dollars is unacceptable.

Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 M-EY1 K-AH0 M-EH1-N-D-Z F-AO1 R-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 D-IH1-D F-AO1-R L-UW1 Z-IH0-NG M-AY1 B-AE1 G-AH0-N D-AO1 L-AH1 V-M-AY1-S T-AH1-F F-IH1-F T-IY0 D-AA1 L-ER0 Z-IH1 Z-AH2 N-AE0-K S-EH1-P T-AH0 B-AH0-L


No.  No.  I don't know. You know what? I'm going to call my lawyer. You know what?  That's what I'm going to do.  I'm going to call my lawyer and have him get down here and explain to you that this is an unacceptable option.

N-OW1 N-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 K-AO1-L M-AY1 L-AO1 Y-ER0 Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1-T TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1 T-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1 IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 K-AO1-L M-AY1 L-AO1 Y-ER0 AH0-N-D HH-AE1-V HH-IH1-M G-EH1-T D-AW1-N HH-IY1 R-AH0-N D-IH0-K-S P-L-EY1-N T-UW1 Y-UW1 DH-AE1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AE1 N-AH2 N-AE0-K S-EH1-P T-AH0 B-AH0 L-AA1-P SH-AH0-N


I want to talk to your supervisor.

AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-AO1-K T-UW1 Y-AO1-R S-UW1 P-ER0 V-AY2 Z-ER0


I've had enough.  I want to talk to-no, no unacceptable I want to your supervisor. I am done with this.

AY1-V HH-AE1 D-IH0 N-AH1 F-AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-AO1-K T-OW1 N-OW0 N-OW1 AH2 N-AE0-K S-EH1-P T-AH0 B-AH0 L-AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 Y-AO1-R S-UW1 P-ER0 V-AY2 Z-ER0 AY1 AE1-M D-AH1 N-W-IH1-DH DH-IH1-S


Really, you don't work for anybody.  It's just you?

R-IH1 L-IY0 Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-W-ER1-K F-AO1 R-EH1 N-IY0 B-AH0 D-IY0 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-Y-UW1


Okay.  Well I want to call whoever you report to, whoever your boss is because I have had enough with this airline and I am finished waiting for my fifty dollar gift certificate.

OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1 L-AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 K-AO1-L HH-UW0 EH1 V-ER0 Y-UW1 R-IY0 P-AO1-R-T T-UW1 HH-UW0 EH1 V-ER0 Y-AO1-R B-AA1 S-IH1-Z B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 HH-AE1-V HH-AE1 D-IH0 N-AH1 F-W-IH1-DH DH-IH1 S-EH1-R L-AY2 N-AH0-N D-AY1 AE1-M F-IH1 N-IH0-SH T-W-EY1 T-IH0-NG F-AO1-R M-AY1 F-IH1-F T-IY0 D-AA1 L-ER0 G-IH1-F-T S-ER0 T-IH1 F-IH0 K-EY2-T


Look at this, goose bumps.

L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-IH1-S G-UW1-S B-AH1-M-P-S


Goddamn it, Augie, don't ask me that.  I hate it when you ask me that.  You always ask me that.  It's insulting.

G-AA1-D D-AE2 M-IH1 T-AO1 JH-IY0 D-AA1-N T-AE1-S K-M-IY1 DH-AE1 T-AY1 HH-EY1 T-IH1 T-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 AE1-S K-M-IY1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-AE1-S K-M-IY1 DH-AE1 T-IH1-T S-IH0-N S-AH1-L T-IH0-NG


We just have different ideas about what this evening is supposed to look like.

W-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1-V D-IH1 F-ER0 AH0-N T-AY0 D-IY1 AH0 Z-AH0 B-AW1 T-W-AH1-T DH-IH1 S-IY1 V-N-IH0 NG-IH1-Z S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 L-UH1 K-L-AY1-K


We never do, do we?  Have we ever?

W-IY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 D-UW1 D-UW1 W-IY1 HH-AE1 V-W-IY1 EH1 V-ER0


I did want to see it.  I always do.  I keep thinking this time will be the time, but it never is.

AY1 D-IH1 D-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 S-IY1 IH1 T-AY1 AO1 L-W-EY2-Z D-UW1 AY1 K-IY1-P TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG DH-IH1-S T-AY1 M-W-IH1-L B-IY1 DH-AH0 T-AY1-M B-AH1 T-IH1 T-N-EH1 V-ER0 IH1-Z


It was about four years ago, right after we got married.  We thought I was pregnant and we had a bottle of champagne but no glasses.  You asked me to dance.  So we took off our shoes and you popped the cork.

IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 B-AW1-T F-AO1 R-Y-IH1-R Z-AH0 G-OW1 R-AY1 T-AE1-F T-ER0 W-IY1 G-AA1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0 D-W-IY1 TH-AO1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z P-R-EH1 G-N-AH0-N T-AH0-N D-W-IY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 B-AA1 T-AH0 L-AH1-V SH-AE0-M P-EY1-N B-AH1 T-N-OW1 G-L-AE1 S-AH0 Z-Y-UW1 AE1-S-K T-M-IY1 T-UW1 D-AE1-N-S S-OW1 W-IY1 T-UH1 K-AO1 F-AW1 ER0 SH-UW1 Z-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 P-AA1-P-T DH-AH0 K-AO1-R-K


Dancing barefoot in the sand; drinking champagne from the bottle.

D-AE1-N S-IH0-NG B-EH1-R F-UH2 T-IH0-N DH-AH0 S-AE1-N-D D-R-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG SH-AE0-M P-EY1-N F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0 B-AA1 T-AH0-L


I'd rather not remember some things.  I'd rather not hope for some things.

IH1 D-R-AE1 DH-ER0 N-AA1 T-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 S-AH1-M TH-IH1-NG Z-IH1 D-R-AE1 DH-ER0 N-AA1-T HH-OW1-P F-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH1-NG-Z


No.


I want something to turn out the way it's supposed to.

AY1 W-AA1-N-T S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG T-UW1 T-ER1 N-AW1-T DH-AH0 W-EY1 IH1-T-S S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1


This what?  What is this?  This isn't even anything.

DH-IH1 S-W-AH1 T-W-AH1 T-IH1-Z DH-IH1-S DH-IH1 S-IH1 S-AH0-N T-IY1 V-IH0 N-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


Oh, right, sure.  This is standing on the beach.   This is waiting.  This is fighting.

OW1 R-AY1-T SH-UH1-R DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z-S T-AE1-N D-IH0 NG-AA1-N DH-AH0 B-IY1-CH DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-EY1 T-IH0-NG DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z F-AY1 T-IH0-NG


But this isn't anything like I thought anything would be like.

B-AH1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1 S-AH0-N T-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-L-AY1 K-AY1 TH-AO1 T-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-W-UH1-D B-IY1 L-AY1-K


I didn't say that.


Okay, fine.  So we're in the wrong spot, but we're with the right person.

OW2 K-EY1 F-AY1-N S-OW1 W-ER0 IH0-N DH-AH0 R-AO1-NG-S P-AA1-T B-AH1 T-W-ER0 W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 R-AY1-T P-ER1 S-AH0-N


Yeah, I noticed that.  Looks pretty on the water, doesn't it?  Big ol' white moon.  I'm sorry, Augie.

Y-AE1 AY1 N-OW1 T-AH0-S-T DH-AE1 T-L-UH1-K-S P-R-IH1 T-IY0 AA1-N DH-AH0 W-AO1 T-ER0 D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-IH1-T B-IH1 G-OW1 L-W-AY1 T-M-UW1 N-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 AO1 JH-IY0


Well so what'd you think?


What I said.


Well what's bugging you?


There's nothing to it.  We come down here.  The grunions arrive.  They do their little fish business.  We go ooh, ah, look at the fish.  They go home.  We go home.

DH-EH1-R Z-N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG T-UW1 IH1 T-W-IY1 K-AH1-M D-AW1-N HH-IY1-R DH-AH0 G-R-UW1 N-Y-AH0-N Z-ER0 AY1-V DH-EY1 D-UW1 DH-EH1-R L-IH1 T-AH0-L F-IH1-SH B-IH1 Z-N-AH0 S-W-IY1 G-OW1 UW1 AA1 L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-AH0 F-IH1-SH DH-EY1 G-OW1 HH-OW1 M-W-IY1 G-OW1 HH-OW1-M


Wait a minute, I've got it.

W-EY1 T-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0 T-AY1-V G-AA1 T-IH1-T


It was in the car, right?  Driving past the Knickerbocker Liquor Locker?  You said let's get some champagne and I said times a wasting or something like that.  Right?  That's it, right?  You want this to be like the other time.  That's it.  Of course.

IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 K-AA1-R R-AY1-T D-R-AY1 V-IH0-NG P-AE1-S-T DH-AH0 N-IH1 K-ER0 B-AA2 K-ER0 L-IH1 K-ER0 L-AA1 K-ER0 Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-L-EH1-T-S G-EH1-T S-AH1-M SH-AE0-M P-EY1 N-AH0-N D-AY1 S-EH1-D T-AY1-M Z-AH0 W-EY1-S T-IH0 NG-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-L-AY1-K DH-AE1 T-R-AY1-T TH-AE1-T S-IH1 T-R-AY1 T-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T DH-IH1-S T-UW1 B-IY1 L-AY1-K DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 T-AY1-M TH-AE1-T S-IH1 T-AH1-V K-AO1-R-S


Well welcome to the human race.  You think this is what I had in mind?  You think that when I proposed, I had this great fantasy going that four years down the line, we'd come to the beach and yell at each other over fish?  No.

W-EH1 L-W-EH1-L K-AH0-M T-UW1 DH-AH0 HH-Y-UW1 M-AH0 N-R-EY1 S-Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-AH1 T-AY1 HH-AE1 D-IH0-N M-AY1-N D-Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-W-EH1 N-AY1 P-R-AH0 P-OW1-Z D-AY1 HH-AE1-D DH-IH1-S G-R-EY1-T F-AE1-N T-AH0 S-IY0 G-OW1 IH0-NG DH-AE1-T F-AO1 R-Y-IH1-R-Z D-AW1-N DH-AH0 L-AY1 N-W-EH1-D K-AH1-M T-UW1 DH-AH0 B-IY1 CH-AH0-N D-Y-EH1 L-AE1 T-IY1 CH-AH1 DH-ER0 OW1 V-ER0 F-IH1 SH-N-OW1


And we'll have three fat rosy kids and ha, ha, ha, baby, the joke's on us, 'cause you know what you get, Carla?  You know what you get?  This.

AH0-N D-W-EH1-L HH-AE1-V TH-R-IY1 F-AE1 T-R-OW1 Z-IY0 K-IH1-D Z-AH0-N-D HH-AA1 HH-AA1 HH-AA1 B-EY1 B-IY0 DH-AH0 JH-OW1-K S-AA1 N-AH1-S K-AA1 Z-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 G-EH1-T K-AA1-R L-AH0 Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 G-EH1-T DH-IH1-S


No, I know, me neither.


No, I know.  But still.  I know I don't make you happy.

N-OW1 AY1 N-OW1 B-AH1-T-S T-IH1 L-AY1 N-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-M-EY1 K-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 P-IY0


Actually, now that you mention it, no.  I don't.

AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 N-AW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 M-EH1-N SH-AH0 N-IH1 T-N-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T


I don't know.  It seemed like a good spot to me.  I mean, look at the view you've got of the moon from here.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1-T S-IY1-M D-L-AY1 K-AH0 G-UH1-D-S P-AA1-T T-UW1 M-IY1 AY1 M-IY1 N-L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-AH0 V-Y-UW1 Y-UW1-V G-AA1 T-AH1-V DH-AH0 M-UW1-N F-R-AH1-M HH-IY1-R


Shh.  If we're very quiet, the fish might come.

SH-IH1 F-W-ER0 V-EH1 R-IY0 K-W-AY1 AH0-T DH-AH0 F-IH1 SH-M-AY1-T K-AH1-M


I have something to tell you.

AY1 HH-AE1-V S-AH1-M TH-IH0-NG T-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1


It's really exciting.  Don't you want to guess?

IH1-T S-R-IH1 L-IY0 IH0-K S-AY1 T-IH0-NG D-AA1-N T-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-EH1-S


Look.


Yes.  He finally proposed.  I'm getting married.

Y-EH1-S HH-IY1 F-AY1 N-AH0 L-IY0 P-R-AH0 P-OW1-Z D-IH1-M G-EH1 T-IH0-NG M-EH1 R-IY0-D


I know. I'm so-


Thank you. [LAUGHTER]


You think. [LAUGHTER]


Well actually we were just talking about today and I don't really want to do like the traditional church thing, you know.  So we are going to get married in the meadow.

W-EH1 L-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 W-IY1 W-ER0 JH-AH1-S-T T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T T-AH0 D-EY1 AH0-N D-AY1 D-AA1-N T-R-IH1 L-IY0 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 D-UW1 L-AY1-K DH-AH0 T-R-AH0 D-IH1 SH-AH0 N-AH0-L CH-ER1-CH TH-IH1 NG-Y-UW1 N-OW1 S-OW1 W-IY1 AA1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-EH1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0 D-IH0-N DH-AH0 M-EH1 D-OW2


We're going to get married in the middle of a meadow. [LAUGHTER]

W-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-EH1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0 D-IH0-N DH-AH0 M-IH1 D-AH0 L-AH1 V-AH0 M-EH1 D-OW2 L-AE1-F T-ER0


Everybody's going to come up. We're going to stay in all the pretty cabins up there and, um, everybody's going to have, you know, really flowery sort of naturey stuff.

EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 K-AH1 M-AH1 P-W-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1-S T-EY1 IH0 N-AO1-L DH-AH0 P-R-IH1 T-IY0 K-AE1 B-AH0-N Z-AH1-P DH-EH1 R-AH0-N D-AH1 M-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0-Z G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 N-OW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 F-L-AW1 ER0 IY0 S-AO1-R T-AH1 V-N-AE1 CH-ER0 IY0-S T-AH1-F


So pretty.


Very Midsummer Night's wedding.

V-EH1 R-IY0 M-IH1-D S-AH1 M-ER0 N-AY1-T S-W-EH1 D-IH0-NG


Thanks. Thanks a lot.  You're really helping the Excitement here. I hope no one dies.

TH-AE1-NG-K-S TH-AE1-NG-K S-AH0 L-AA1 T-Y-UH1-R R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-EH1-L P-IH0-NG DH-AH0 IH0-K S-AY1 T-M-AH0-N-T HH-IY1 R-AY1 HH-OW1 P-N-OW1 W-AH1-N D-AY1-Z


Okey Well- well-, you know what?  I was hoping that you would help

OW1 K-IY0 W-EH1 L-W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z HH-OW1 P-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 W-UH1-D HH-EH1-L-P


plan everything.  So then you can make sure that no one gets attacked by bears.

P-L-AE1 N-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG S-OW1 DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N M-EY1-K SH-UH1-R DH-AE1 T-N-OW1 W-AH1-N G-EH1-T S-AH0 T-AE1-K-T B-AY1 B-EH1-R-Z


Yeah?


Really?


Okay.  It's going to be in, like, six months.  So we don't have a really long time.

OW2 K-EY1 IH1-T-S G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 IH0 N-L-AY1-K S-IH1-K S-M-AH1-N-TH-S S-OW1 W-IY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1 V-AH0 R-IH1 L-IY0 L-AO1-NG T-AY1-M


Throw in a little- little, uh, trim in yellow.  Maybe some yellow flowers.

TH-R-OW1 IH0 N-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L L-IH1 T-AH0 L-AH1 T-R-IH1 M-IH0 N-Y-EH1 L-OW0 M-EY1 B-IY0 S-AH1 M-Y-EH1 L-OW0 F-L-AW1 ER0-Z


Yes.


because you're going to take care of everything.  You're going to think of all the details that I forget.

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 T-EY1-K K-EH1 R-AH1 V-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-AH1 V-AO1-L DH-AH0 D-IH0 T-EY1-L-Z DH-AE1 T-AY1 F-ER0 G-EH1-T


Ha ha ha.


Ha ha.


Just couldn't be any cooler.

JH-AH1-S-T K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T B-IY1 EH1 N-IY0 K-UW1 L-ER0


I know.  I've been waiting forever.  I can't believe it's finally happening.

AY1 N-OW1 AY1-V B-IH1 N-W-EY1 T-IH0-NG F-ER0 EH1 V-ER0 AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-IH1-T-S F-AY1 N-AH0 L-IY0 HH-AE1 P-AH0 N-IH0-NG


You don't look like you're going to faint.

Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-L-UH1 K-L-AY1 K-Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 F-EY1-N-T


So- So when are you getting married Mr. Excited?

S-OW1 S-OW1 W-EH1 N-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-IH0-NG M-EH1 R-IY0 D-M-IH1-S T-ER0 IH0-K S-AY1 T-AH0-D


You haven't ruined it yet.

Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N T-R-UW1 AH0-N D-IH1 T-Y-EH1-T


You really like


You could make her that excited.  You really like her.  You guys have been together for a really long time now.

Y-UW1 K-UH1 D-M-EY1-K HH-ER0 DH-AE1 T-IH0-K S-AY1 T-AH0 D-Y-UW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 L-AY1-K HH-ER0 Y-UW1 G-AY1-Z HH-AE1-V B-IH1-N T-AH0 G-EH1 DH-ER0 F-AO1 R-AH0 R-IH1 L-IY0 L-AO1-NG T-AY1-M N-AW1


[LAUGHTER] That's more than I needed to know.

L-AE1-F T-ER0 TH-AE1-T S-M-AO1-R DH-AE1 N-AY1 N-IY1 D-AH0-D T-UW1 N-OW1


[laughter]


What?  You seem so excited.

W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 S-IY1-M S-OW1 IH0-K S-AY1 T-AH0-D


Uh, you got a new car, a new house. Uh, a dog.

AH1 Y-UW1 G-AA1 T-AH0 N-UW1 K-AA1 R-AH0 N-UW1 HH-AW1 S-AH1 AH0 D-AO1-G


Holy shit that's amazing.

HH-OW1 L-IY0 SH-IH1-T TH-AE1-T S-AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0-NG


Congratulations.


I'm invited, right.


Yeah.  I'll help plan.


Why not browns?


It's a light brown, tanish.

IH1-T S-AH0 L-AY1-T B-R-AW1-N T-AE1 N-IH0-SH


I just think browns are really what you want to go with.  I mean I think there's more contrast between brown and green than there is-

AY1 JH-AH1-S-T TH-IH1-NG-K B-R-AW1-N Z-AA1-R R-IH1 L-IY0 W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-OW1 W-IH1 DH-AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-EH1-R Z-M-AO1-R K-AA1-N T-R-AE0-S-T B-IH0 T-W-IY1-N B-R-AW1 N-AH0-N-D G-R-IY1-N DH-AE1-N DH-EH1 R-IH1-Z


I know but you just asked me to-

AY1 N-OW1 B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-AE1-S-K T-M-IY1 T-UW1


Okay.  Fine.  So green and what?

OW2 K-EY1 F-AY1-N S-OW1 G-R-IY1 N-AH0-N D-W-AH1-T


Blue?


Okay, fine. Greens and blues.

OW2 K-EY1 F-AY1-N G-R-IY1-N Z-AH0-N-D B-L-UW1-Z


Greens and blues and maybe a little light yellow?

G-R-IY1-N Z-AH0-N-D B-L-UW1 Z-AH0-N D-M-EY1 B-IY0 AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L L-AY1 T-Y-EH1 L-OW0


Yeah?


Okay.  That sounds good. Um, and, uh, we're going to get like a five, uh, story cake, right?

OW2 K-EY1 DH-AE1-T S-AW1-N-D-Z G-UH1 D-AH1 M-AH0-N D-AH1 W-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-EH1 T-L-AY1 K-AH0 F-AY1 V-AH1-S T-AO1 R-IY0 K-EY1 K-R-AY1-T


I mean, you know, you're going to have at least, like, two hundred and fifty people come.  So we're going to need, you know, just a huge buffet.

AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UW1 N-OW1 Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AE1 T-L-IY1-S T-L-AY1-K T-UW1 HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0 D-AH0-N-D F-IH1-F T-IY0 P-IY1 P-AH0-L K-AH1-M S-OW1 W-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 N-IY1 D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 JH-AH1-S T-AH0 HH-Y-UW1-JH B-AH1 F-AH0-T


Fried chicken, mashed potatoes.

F-R-AY1-D CH-IH1 K-AH0-N M-AE1-SH-T P-AH0 T-EY1 T-OW0-Z


Well I can't be in charge of this.  I mean I got things I got to do.

W-EH1 L-AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IY1 IH0-N CH-AA1-R JH-AH1-V DH-IH1 S-AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 G-AA1-T TH-IH1-NG Z-AY1 G-AA1-T T-UW1 D-UW1


Well this is really exciting.  I mean- I just- I couldn't be happier right now.

W-EH1-L DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 IH0-K S-AY1 T-IH0 NG-AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T B-IY1 HH-AE1 P-IY0 ER0 R-AY1 T-N-AW1


I'm thrilled.  God.


Just ecstatic.  I can't believe you're my best friend

JH-AH1-S T-EH0-K-S T-AE1 T-IH0 K-AY1 K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-Y-UH1-R M-AY1 B-EH1-S-T F-R-EH1-N-D


You're my best friend, we're growing up and now you're getting married. that's amazing

Y-UH1-R M-AY1 B-EH1-S-T F-R-EH1-N D-W-ER0 G-R-OW1 IH0 NG-AH1 P-AH0-N D-N-AW1 Y-UH1-R G-EH1 T-IH0-NG M-EH1 R-IY0-D TH-AE1-T S-AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0-NG


Wow.  I just- I- I- I feel like I'm going to faint.

W-AW1 AY1 JH-AH1-S T-AY1 AY1 AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1 K-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 F-EY1-N-T


I'm so- all the blood


has just rushed to my head, and I, and I mean honestly.

HH-AE1-Z JH-AH1-S T-R-AH1-SH-T T-UW1 M-AY1 HH-EH1 D-AH0-N D-AY1 AH0-N D-AY1 M-IY1 N-AA1 N-AH0-S T-L-IY0


I'm getting a little weak in the knees.

IH1-M G-EH1 T-IH0 NG-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0 L-W-IY1 K-IH0-N DH-AH0 N-IY1-Z


I don't know.  Okay.  I mean gosh.  There's just- look there's a lot of pressure in getting married, okay.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 OW2 K-EY1 AY1 M-IY1-N G-AA1-SH DH-EH1-R-Z JH-AH1-S T-L-UH1-K DH-EH1-R Z-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V P-R-EH1 SH-ER0 IH0-N G-EH1 T-IH0-NG M-EH1 R-IY0 D-OW2 K-EY1


Why did he invite her?

W-AY1 D-IH1-D HH-IY1 IH2-N V-AY1-T HH-ER0


It's been three years.  Why all of a sudden?

IH1-T-S B-IH1-N TH-R-IY1 Y-IH1-R Z-W-AY1 AO1 L-AH1 V-AH0 S-AH1 D-AH0-N


What's going on here, Joe?

W-AH0-T-S G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1-N HH-IY1-R JH-OW1


No, line.


She's not his girl, Joe.  She knows she's not.

SH-EH1 S-N-AA1-T HH-IH1-Z G-ER1-L JH-OW1 SH-IY1 N-OW1-Z SH-EH1 S-N-AA1-T


Then why is she still single?  New York is full of men.  Why hasn't she married?

DH-EH1 N-W-AY1 IH1-Z SH-IY1-S T-IH1-L S-IH1-NG G-AH0-L N-UW1 Y-AO1-R K-IH1-Z F-UH1 L-AH1 V-M-EH1 N-W-AY1 HH-AE1-S-N-T SH-IY1 M-EH1 R-IY0-D


Probably a hundred people told her she's foolish but she's waited.

P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 AH0 HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D P-IY1 P-AH0-L T-OW1-L-D HH-ER0 SH-EH1-S F-UW1 L-IH0-SH B-AH1-T SH-EH1 S-W-EY1 T-AH0-D


Because she knows what I know that's why.  She's faithful as a rock.

B-IH0 K-AO1-Z SH-IY1 N-OW1 Z-W-AH1 T-AY1 N-OW1 TH-AE1-T S-W-AY1 SH-EH1-S F-EY1-TH F-AH0 L-AE1 Z-AH0 R-AA1-K


She goes to sleep in his room and his memorial breaks in pieces.  Look, look at it.  Joe-

SH-IY1 G-OW1-Z T-UW1 S-L-IY1 P-IH0-N HH-IH1 Z-R-UW1 M-AH0-N-D HH-IH1 Z-M-AH0 M-AO1 R-IY0 AH0-L B-R-EY1-K S-IH0-N P-IY1 S-AH0 Z-L-UH1 K-L-UH1 K-AE1 T-IH1-T JH-OW1


Why does that bother you?

W-AY1 D-AH1-Z DH-AE1-T B-AA1 DH-ER0 Y-UW1


Well maybe- maybe he just wanted to see her again.

W-EH1-L M-EY1 B-IY0 M-EY1 B-IY0 HH-IY1 JH-AH1-S T-W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 S-IY1 HH-ER0 AH0 G-EH1-N


How do you know he's even thinking about it?

HH-AW1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 HH-IY1 Z-IY1 V-IH0-N TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1 T-IH1-T


Uh, Then why is she still-she's not his girl, Joe

AH1 DH-EH1 N-W-AY1 IH1-Z SH-IY1-S T-IH1-L SH-IH0 Z-N-AA1-T HH-IH1-Z G-ER1-L JH-OW1


You can't read her mind.

Y-UW1 K-AE1-N T-R-EH1-D HH-ER0 M-AY1-N-D


What does that mean, me above all?  Look at you.  You're shaking.

W-AH1-T D-AH1-Z DH-AE1 T-M-IY1-N M-IY1 AH0 B-AH1 V-AO1-L L-UH1 K-AE1 T-Y-UW1 Y-UH1-R SH-EY1 K-IH0-NG


Okay.  What's the problem?

OW2 K-EY1 W-AH0-T-S DH-AH0 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0-M


Okay, um.  Do you have your photo ID with you?

OW2 K-EY1 AH1-M D-UW1 Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-Y-AO1-R F-OW1 T-OW2 IH1 D-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1


Okay.  This is the wrong form.  I'm sorry.

OW2 K-EY1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 R-AO1-NG F-AO1-R M-IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0


twenty bucks? Please. Go get in that line over there.

T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 B-AH1-K-S P-L-IY1-Z G-OW1 G-EH1 T-IH0-N DH-AE1 T-L-AY1 N-OW1 V-ER0 DH-EH1-R


So go get in the other line or leave.  Or I will have you escorted out by security.

S-OW1 G-OW1 G-EH1 T-IH0-N DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 L-AY1 N-AO1-R L-IY1 V-AO1 R-AY1 W-IH1-L HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 EH0-S K-AO1-R T-IH0 D-AW1-T B-AY1 S-IH0 K-Y-UH1 R-AH0 T-IY0


Would you like to be kicked out of the D.M.V.?  You don't think that'll be a little embarrassing?

W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 L-AY1-K T-UW1 B-IY1 K-IH1-K T-AW1 T-AH1-V DH-AH0 D-EH1-M V-Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K TH-AE1 T-AH0-L B-IY1 AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0 L-IH0-M B-EH1 R-AH0 S-IH0-NG


Yeah.  Thank you.  Have a pleasant day.

Y-AE1 TH-AE1-NG K-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 P-L-EH1 Z-AH0-N-T D-EY1


Yeah, hi.  Um, look, I -- all I'm trying to do right now is renew my license plate.  That's all.  I just need to get one of those little stickers.

Y-AE1 HH-AY1 AH1 M-L-UH1 K-AY1 AO1 L-IH1-M T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1 R-AY1 T-N-AW1 IH1 Z-R-IH0 N-UW1 M-AY1 L-AY1 S-AH0-N-S P-L-EY1-T TH-AE1-T S-AO1 L-AY1 JH-AH1-S T-N-IY1-D T-UW1 G-EH1 T-W-AH1 N-AH1-V DH-OW1 Z-L-IH1 T-AH0-L-S T-IH1 K-ER0-Z


Yes, I do.


It's not rocket science.

IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-R-AA1 K-AH0-T S-AY1 AH0-N-S


Okay, fine.  I'll go over there.  Thanks, a lot.  You've been really helpful.

OW2 K-EY1 F-AY1 N-IH1-L G-OW1 OW1 V-ER0 DH-EH1-R TH-AE1-NG-K S-AH0 L-AA1 T-Y-UW1-V B-IH1 N-R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-EH1-L-P F-AH0-L


Guess what came today?


My acceptance letter.

M-AY1 AE0-K S-EH1-P T-AH0-N S-L-EH1 T-ER0


From U.S.C..


Yes, I am.


Well yeah, that's the general idea. [LAUGHTER]

W-EH1 L-Y-AE1 TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 JH-EH1 N-ER0 AH0 L-AY0 D-IY1 AH0 L-AE1-F T-ER0


Big bad acceptance packet with all the information.  I'm going to U.S.C..

B-IH1-G B-AE1 D-AE0-K S-EH1-P T-AH0-N-S P-AE1 K-AH0 T-W-IH1 DH-AO1-L DH-AH0 IH2-N F-ER0 M-EY1 SH-AH0 N-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 AH1-S


I know. [LAUGHTER]


[LAUGHTER] Yeah, uh. No.


[LAUGHTER] It's safe around there.

L-AE1-F T-ER0 IH1-T-S S-EY1 F-ER0 AW1-N-D DH-EH1-R


The campus is beautiful. I'm so excited.

DH-AH0 K-AE1-M P-AH0 S-IH1-Z B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0 L-IH1-M S-OW1 IH0-K S-AY1 T-AH0-D


Do you want to buy me some mace for my, you know, going away present?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 B-AY1 M-IY1 S-AH1-M M-EY1-S F-AO1-R M-AY1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 G-OW1 IH0 NG-AH0 W-EY1 P-R-EH1 Z-AH0-N-T


There we go.  Perfect.


And a taser.  Excellent.  Just make sure it's a big knife.

AH0-N D-AH0 T-EY1 Z-ER0 EH1-K S-AH0 L-AH0-N-T JH-AH1-S T-M-EY1-K SH-UH1 R-IH1-T S-AH0 B-IH1 G-N-AY1-F


I don't want any of those little puny ones.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N T-EH1 N-IY0 AH1-V DH-OW1 Z-L-IH1 T-AH0-L P-Y-UW1 N-IY0 W-AH1-N-Z


Well I was thinking maybe underwater basket weaving.

W-EH1 L-AY1 W-AA1-Z TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG M-EY1 B-IY0 AH1-N D-ER0 W-AO2 T-ER0 B-AE1-S K-AH0 T-W-IY1 V-IH0-NG


U.S.C. has a major in that, right.

AH1-S HH-AE1 Z-AH0 M-EY1 JH-ER0 IH0-N DH-AE1 T-R-AY1-T


They have - U.S.C. has everything because U.S.C. is the best school ever.

DH-EY1 HH-AE1 V-AH1-S HH-AE1 Z-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 B-EH1-S-T-S K-UW1 L-EH1 V-ER0


Okay.  Well I'm lying but-

OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1 L-IH1 M-L-AY1 IH0-NG B-AH1-T


Well, I haven't decided yet.  I want to try some things out.

W-EH1 L-AY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0-N-T D-IH0 S-AY1 D-IH0 D-Y-EH1 T-AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-R-AY1 S-AH1-M TH-IH1-NG Z-AW1-T


okay.  Well I'm not going to be undecided forever. [LAUGHTER]

OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1 L-IH1-M N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 AH2-N D-IH0 S-AY1 D-IH0-D F-ER0 EH1 V-ER0 L-AE1-F T-ER0


And it's so close so you can come visit me all the time.

AH0-N D-IH1-T-S S-OW1 K-L-OW1-S S-OW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N K-AH1-M V-IH1 Z-AH0 T-M-IY1 AO1-L DH-AH0 T-AY1-M


So this works out perfectly.  Because I was worried if I didn't get in to U.S.C., then I would have to go somewhere far away and then-

S-OW1 DH-IH1 S-W-ER1-K S-AW1-T P-ER1 F-AH0-K T-L-IY0 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 W-AA1 Z-W-ER1 IY0 D-IH1 F-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T G-EH1 T-IH0-N T-UW1 AH1-S DH-EH1 N-AY1 W-UH1-D HH-AE1-V T-UW1 G-OW1 S-AH1 M-W-EH2-R F-AA1 R-AH0 W-EY1 AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N


Everything worked out perfectly.

EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-W-ER1-K T-AW1-T P-ER1 F-AH0-K T-L-IY0


I know.  We should have a party.

AY1 N-OW1 W-IY1 SH-UH1-D HH-AE1 V-AH0 P-AA1-R T-IY0


An I got accepted to U.S.C. party.

AE1 N-AY1 G-AA1 T-AE0-K S-EH1-P T-IH0-D T-UW1 AH1-S P-AA1-R T-IY0


No.  An I got accepted to U.S.C. party. [LAUGHTER]

N-OW1 AE1 N-AY1 G-AA1 T-AE0-K S-EH1-P T-IH0-D T-UW1 AH1-S P-AA1-R T-IY0 L-AE1-F T-ER0


Right.  Now you're with me.


That is why I got accepted.

DH-AE1 T-IH1 Z-W-AY1 AY1 G-AA1 T-AE0-K S-EH1-P T-IH0-D


I know.


What- what did you have in mind?

W-AH1 T-W-AH1-T D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-IH0-N M-AY1-N-D


[LAUGHTER]


On occasion I've heard of it.

AA1 N-AH0 K-EY1 ZH-AH0 N-AY1-V HH-ER1 D-AH1 V-IH1-T


Yeah.  Totally.


I am totally down with the ice cream.

AY1 AE1-M T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 D-AW1 N-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 AY1-S K-R-IY1-M


Eh, we can work that part out.

EH1 W-IY1 K-AE1 N-W-ER1-K DH-AE1-T P-AA1-R T-AW1-T


Alright.


party.


Okay well that's not a happy part.  We don't want to talk about that.

OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1-L TH-AE1-T S-N-AA1 T-AH0 HH-AE1 P-IY0 P-AA1-R T-W-IY1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-AO1 K-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AE1-T


Well no.  I mean I have some scholarships and some financial aid and stuff but I'll have to, you know, I'll get a job

W-EH1-L N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 HH-AE1-V S-AH1-M-S K-AA1 L-ER0 SH-IH2-P S-AH0-N-D S-AH1-M F-AH0 N-AE1-N SH-AH0 L-EY1 D-AH0-N-D-S T-AH1-F B-AH1 T-IH1-L HH-AE1-V T-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-L G-EH1 T-AH0 JH-AA1-B


while I'm in school.  It'll be good.

W-AY1 L-IH1 M-IH0-N-S K-UW1 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IY1 G-UH1-D


Yeah.  It will work out.  Maybe I could work at Red Lobster.

Y-AE1 IH1 T-W-IH1 L-W-ER1 K-AW1 T-M-EY1 B-IY0 AY1 K-UH1 D-W-ER1 K-AE1 T-R-EH1 D-L-AA1-B-S T-ER0


I know.  Right down the street.

AY1 N-OW1 R-AY1-T D-AW1-N DH-AH0-S T-R-IY1-T


Excellent.  Drive drunk people around because you know that's all campus cruisers for.

EH1-K S-AH0 L-AH0-N-T D-R-AY1-V D-R-AH1-NG-K P-IY1 P-AH0 L-ER0 AW1-N-D B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 N-OW1 TH-AE1-T S-AO1-L K-AE1-M P-AH0-S K-R-UW1 Z-ER0-Z F-AO1-R


Okay.  No, that's dorky.

OW2 K-EY1 N-OW1 TH-AE1-T-S D-AO1-R K-IY0


Yeah.


Student counsel?


No, it's dorky.


Social life.  Hello.


[LAUGHTER].


No.  But I'm thinking I might, you know, like audition for a play or something.  I don't really want to do the sorority thing.  I'm not really feeling that vibe with the

N-OW1 B-AH1 T-IH1-M TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AY1 M-AY1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 L-AY1 K-AA0 D-IH1 SH-AH0-N F-AO1 R-AH0 P-L-EY1 AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AY1 D-AA1-N T-R-IH1 L-IY0 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AH0 S-ER0 AO1 R-AH0 T-IY0 TH-IH1 NG-IH1-M N-AA1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 F-IY1 L-IH0-NG DH-AE1-T V-AY1 B-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0


What have you heard about the Greek system?

W-AH1-T HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 HH-ER1 D-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AH0 G-R-IY1-K S-IH1-S T-AH0-M


Oh, oh, I'm sorry, my bad.  I'll have to, like, sign up for summer lessons from you before I go.  You can teach me how to be cool before I go to college.

OW1 OW1 IH1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 M-AY1 B-AE1 D-IH1-L HH-AE1-V T-UW1 L-AY1-K S-AY1 N-AH1-P F-AO1-R S-AH1 M-ER0 L-EH1 S-AH0-N-Z F-R-AH1 M-Y-UW1 B-IH0 F-AO1 R-AY1 G-OW1 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N T-IY1 CH-M-IY1 HH-AW1 T-UW1 B-IY1 K-UW1-L B-IH0 F-AO1 R-AY1 G-OW1 T-UW1 K-AA1 L-IH0-JH


That's what you're saying. I'm right. [LAUGHTER]

TH-AE1-T S-W-AH1 T-Y-UH1-R S-EY1 IH0 NG-IH1 M-R-AY1 T-L-AE1-F T-ER0


me.


Hey, what's up?


What?


That's awesome.  Congratulations.

TH-AE1-T S-AA1 S-AH0-M K-AH0-N G-R-AE2 CH-AH0 L-EY1 SH-AH0-N-Z


That's amazing.  Wow.


I know but you should get like a taser or something.  I mean walking around the campus at night-

AY1 N-OW1 B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D G-EH1 T-L-AY1 K-AH0 T-EY1 Z-ER0 AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AY1 M-IY1 N-W-AO1 K-IH0 NG-ER0 AW1-N-D DH-AH0 K-AE1-M P-AH0 S-AE1 T-N-AY1-T


So, um- so what are you going to- what are you going to major in?

S-OW1 AH1-M S-OW1 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 M-EY1 JH-ER0 IH0-N


they have that as a major?

DH-EY1 HH-AE1-V DH-AE1 T-AE1 Z-AH0 M-EY1 JH-ER0


That's ridiculous.  I don't believe that.

TH-AE1-T S-R-IH0 D-IH1 K-Y-AH0 L-AH0 S-AY1 D-AA1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1-V DH-AE1-T


Seriously, what's your major?

S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 S-L-IY0 W-AH0-T S-Y-AO1-R M-EY1 JH-ER0


So you're undecided?


Hey, that's cool.


No, no.  It's totally cool.  I mean, like, this friend of mine he was- he's been undecided now for, like, the past like eleven years of his life.

N-OW1 N-OW1 IH1-T-S T-OW1 T-AH0 L-IY0 K-UW1 L-AY1 M-IY1 N-L-AY1-K DH-IH1-S F-R-EH1-N D-AH1 V-M-AY1-N HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z HH-IY1-Z B-IH1 N-AH2-N D-IH0 S-AY1 D-IH0 D-N-AW1 F-AO1-R L-AY1-K DH-AH0 P-AE1-S T-L-AY1 K-IH0 L-EH1 V-AH0 N-Y-IH1-R Z-AH1-V HH-IH1 Z-L-AY1-F


Uh, well-


You- you- you'll find.


You'd have to, like go somewhere else, and, you know, we would be apart, and that would suck.

Y-AH1-D HH-AE1-V T-UW1 L-AY1-K G-OW1 S-AH1 M-W-EH2 R-EH1-L S-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-IY1 W-UH1-D B-IY1 AH0 P-AA1-R T-AH0-N-D DH-AE1 T-W-UH1-D S-AH1-K


That's awesome.


Oh, that's right. Okay, I see. Right, right, right.

OW1 TH-AE1-T S-R-AY1 T-OW2 K-EY1 AY1 S-IY1 R-AY1 T-R-AY1 T-R-AY1-T


A party celebrating your acceptance.

AH0 P-AA1-R T-IY0 S-EH1 L-AH0 B-R-EY2 T-IH0 NG-Y-AO1 R-AE0-K S-EH1-P T-AH0-N-S


That's cool.


Well, that's really cool that you're going to be staying in the same city and everything. so umm

W-EH1-L TH-AE1-T S-R-IH1 L-IY0 K-UW1-L DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1-S T-EY1 IH0 NG-IH0-N DH-AH0 S-EY1-M S-IH1 T-IY0 AH0-N D-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG S-OW1 AH1-M


I don't know are you, like, I don't know.  Are you, like, available or anything?

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 L-AY1 K-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AA1 R-Y-UW1 L-AY1 K-AH0 V-EY1 L-AH0 B-AH0 L-AO1 R-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


Well I mean I don't know.  It's like you know I kind of had a crush on you throughout high school and, like

W-EH1 L-AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 K-AY1-N D-AH1-V HH-AE1 D-AH0 K-R-AH1 SH-AA1 N-Y-UW1 TH-R-UW0 AW1-T HH-AY1-S K-UW1 L-AH0-N D-L-AY1-K


I don't know I just thought that, you know, maybe we could, you know, I don't know.  It's like, you know, just test the waters anyway.  I don't see what the problem is.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 JH-AH1-S-T TH-AO1-T DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 M-EY1 B-IY0 W-IY1 K-UH1 D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 N-OW1 JH-AH1-S-T T-EH1-S-T DH-AH0 W-AO1 T-ER0 Z-EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 AY1 D-AA1-N-T S-IY1 W-AH1-T DH-AH0 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0 M-IH1-Z


Movies- movie, we'll go to a movie and a dinner and- and

M-UW1 V-IY0 Z-M-UW1 V-IY0 W-EH1-L G-OW1 T-UW1 AH0 M-UW1 V-IY0 AH0-N D-AH0 D-IH1 N-ER0 AH0-N D-AH0-N-D


actually, you know, there's this- there's this really cool restaurant, um, I don't know if you-  it's Red Lobster.  It's like down on

AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-EH1-R-Z DH-IH1-S DH-EH1-R-Z DH-IH1 S-R-IH1 L-IY0 K-UW1-L R-EH1-S T-ER0 AA2-N T-AH1 M-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1 F-Y-UW1 IH1-T S-R-EH1 D-L-AA1-B-S T-ER0 IH1-T S-L-AY1-K D-AW1 N-AA1-N


Vermont.


Wait, you've been there before?

W-EY1 T-Y-UW1-V B-IH1-N DH-EH1-R B-IH0 F-AO1-R


Oh, so well then you know that it's awesome.

OW1 S-OW1 W-EH1-L DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-IH1-T S-AA1 S-AH0-M


Right, so we'll go there and then- and then we'll get some ice cream and maybe we'll go putt-putt golfing.

R-AY1-T S-OW1 W-EH1-L G-OW1 DH-EH1 R-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-W-EH1-L G-EH1-T S-AH1 M-AY1-S K-R-IY1 M-AH0-N D-M-EY1 B-IY0 W-EH1-L G-OW1 P-AH1-T P-AH2-T G-AA1-L F-IH0-NG


Okay.  Putt-putt golfing?

OW2 K-EY1 P-AH1-T P-AH2-T G-AA1-L F-IH0-NG


Yeah, you want to go.  No, you want to go. You want to go.

Y-AE1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-OW1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-OW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-OW1


I can see it in your eyes.  You want to go.

AY1 K-AE1-N S-IY1 IH1 T-IH0 N-Y-AO1 R-AY1 Z-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-OW1


Good. Alright we're so happy.

G-UH1 D-AO2-L R-AY1 T-W-ER0 S-OW1 HH-AE1 P-IY0


That's right.  Um, so U.S.C. is a really nice school.

TH-AE1-T S-R-AY1 T-AH1-M S-OW1 AH1 S-IH1 Z-AH0 R-IH1 L-IY0 N-AY1-S-S K-UW1-L


Are you going to take out loans or-

AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 T-EY1 K-AW1 T-L-OW1-N Z-AO1-R


But, um-


I mean, like, I don't know.  I'm just saying if you need to make some extra cash.  You can, you know

AY1 M-IY1 N-L-AY1 K-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1-M JH-AH1-S-T S-EY1 IH0 NG-IH1 F-Y-UW1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 M-EY1-K S-AH1 M-EH1-K-S T-R-AH0 K-AE1 SH-Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-Y-UW1 N-OW1


Or library.


I just said the library

AY1 JH-AH1-S-T S-EH1-D DH-AH0 L-AY1 B-R-EH2 R-IY0


or, um, campus cruiser.  You can drive people around.

AO1 R-AH1-M K-AE1-M P-AH0-S K-R-UW1 Z-ER0 Y-UW1 K-AE1-N D-R-AY1-V P-IY1 P-AH0 L-ER0 AW1-N-D


Right or you can run for student counsel.

R-AY1 T-AO1 R-Y-UW1 K-AE1 N-R-AH1-N F-AO1-R-S T-UW1 D-AH0-N-T K-AW1-N S-AH0-L


Dorky?


It's important.


Fine.  It's dorky.


But that'll fit you  because you're a dork.

B-AH1-T TH-AE1 T-AH0-L F-IH1 T-Y-UW1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UH1 R-AH0 D-AO1-R-K


I dork.


Yeah, you don't want to do the sorority thing because you'll probably get used and abused by

Y-AE1 Y-UW1 D-AA1-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 D-UW1 DH-AH0 S-ER0 AO1 R-AH0 T-IY0 TH-IH1-NG B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1-L P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 G-EH1 T-Y-UW1-Z D-AH0-N D-AH0 B-Y-UW1-Z-D B-AY1


lots of drunk frat boys

L-AA1-T S-AH1-V D-R-AH1-NG-K F-R-AE1-T B-OY1-Z


Yeah.


I mean it's not really free because you have to pay for it, but yeah.

AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-R-IH1 L-IY0 F-R-IY1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 P-EY1 F-AO1 R-IH1-T B-AH1 T-Y-AE1


Well do you think you're going to live on campus or off campus your first year?

W-EH1-L D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 L-AY1 V-AA1-N K-AE1-M P-AH0 S-AO1 R-AO1-F K-AE1-M P-AH0 S-Y-AO1-R F-ER1-S T-Y-IH1-R


I hate to break this to you but you meet people by being cool, so-

AY1 HH-EY1-T T-UW1 B-R-EY1-K DH-IH1-S T-UW1 Y-UW1 B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 M-IY1-T P-IY1 P-AH0-L B-AY1 B-IY1 IH0-NG K-UW1-L S-OW1


No, no, no.  You're right though.  I mean, you know, dorms are definitely the way to meet people.  I know that I was in an apartment off campus

N-OW1 N-OW1 N-OW1 Y-UH1-R R-AY1-T DH-OW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UW1 N-OW1 D-AO1-R-M Z-AA1-R D-EH1 F-AH0 N-AH0 T-L-IY0 DH-AH0 W-EY1 T-UW1 M-IY1-T P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AY1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-AY1 W-AA1 Z-IH0 N-AE1 N-AH0 P-AA1-R T-M-AH0-N T-AO1-F K-AE1-M P-AH0-S


that happened, you know, that was going on.

DH-AE1-T HH-AE1 P-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-W-AA1-Z G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1-N


That's helpful.


I'm really good at what I do.  I just don't know how to make someone else see that.

IH1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 G-UH1 D-AE1 T-W-AH1 T-AY1 D-UW1 AY1 JH-AH1-S-T D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 HH-AW1 T-UW1 M-EY1-K S-AH1 M-W-AH2 N-EH1-L-S S-IY1 DH-AE1-T


What?  Who says that?  Bananas don't grow overnight.

W-AH1-T HH-UW1 S-EH1-Z DH-AE1-T B-AH0 N-AE1 N-AH0-Z D-AA1-N-T G-R-OW1 OW1 V-ER0 N-AY1-T


Yeah but you weren't unemployed for three years trying to find any job.  I mean at this point I'm going to go drive a cab or, you know, work at the gas station or something.  I don't even- I don't know what to do anymore.

Y-AE1 B-AH1 T-Y-UW1 W-EH1 R-AH0-N T-AH2 N-EH0-M P-L-OY1-D F-AO1-R TH-R-IY1 Y-IH1-R-Z T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 F-AY1-N D-EH1 N-IY0 JH-AA1 B-AY1 M-IY1 N-AE1-T DH-IH1-S P-OY1-N T-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-OW1 D-R-AY1 V-AH0 K-AE1 B-AO1 R-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-ER1 K-AE1-T DH-AH0 G-AE1-S-S T-EY1 SH-AH0 N-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AY1 D-AA1-N T-IY1 V-IH0 N-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AH1-T T-UW1 D-UW1 EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R


Clearly everything you're doing is completely wrong.

K-L-IH1-R L-IY0 EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-Y-UH1-R D-UW1 IH0 NG-IH1-Z K-AH0-M P-L-IY1 T-L-IY0 R-AO1-NG


I don't even- I mean you have to have some kind of an idea.  Something you could possibly throw out there that I could maybe use.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-IY1 V-IH0 N-AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 HH-AE1-V S-AH1-M K-AY1-N D-AH1 V-AE1 N-AY0 D-IY1 AH0 S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 K-UH1-D P-AA1 S-AH0 B-L-IY0 TH-R-OW1 AW1-T DH-EH1-R DH-AE1 T-AY1 K-UH1 D-M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-UW1-Z


I mean it's not like this is an

AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T S-N-AA1 T-L-AY1-K DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-AE1-N


extreme request.  I want to find a job.  Everybody wants to find a job. It's really not that.

IH0-K-S T-R-IY1 M-R-IH0 K-W-EH1-S T-AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 F-AY1-N D-AH0 JH-AA1 B-EH1 V-R-IY0 B-AA2 D-IY0 W-AA1-N-T-S T-UW1 F-AY1-N D-AH0 JH-AA1 B-IH1-T S-R-IH1 L-IY0 N-AA1-T DH-AE1-T


Okay. Okay, Fine.


Okey So I'm doing something wrong.  What am I doing wrong?

OW1 K-IY0 S-OW1 IH1-M D-UW1 IH0-NG S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-R-AO1 NG-W-AH1 T-AE1 M-AY1 D-UW1 IH0 NG-R-AO1-NG


I'm really good at what I do.  I'm smart.  I'm trained.  I have the education.  I'm talented.  I cannot-

IH1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 G-UH1 D-AE1 T-W-AH1 T-AY1 D-UW1 IH1-M S-M-AA1-R T-IH1-M T-R-EY1-N D-AY1 HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 EH2 JH-AH0 K-EY1 SH-AH0 N-IH1-M T-AE1 L-AH0-N T-AH0 D-AY1 K-AE1 N-AA0-T


Well you- just you're doing something wrong.

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-Y-UH1-R D-UW1 IH0-NG S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-R-AO1-NG


What's my problem?  What's my problem? I don't have a job.

W-AH0-T S-M-AY1 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0 M-W-AH0-T S-M-AY1 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0 M-AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1 V-AH0 JH-AA1-B


I thought I was pretty clear about what the problem was.

AY1 TH-AO1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z P-R-IH1 T-IY0 K-L-IH1 R-AH0 B-AW1 T-W-AH1-T DH-AH0 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0 M-W-AA1-Z


Well I guess you're not trying hard enough.

W-EH1 L-AY1 G-EH1 S-Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T T-R-AY1 IH0-NG HH-AA1-R D-IH0 N-AH1-F


Just, I don't know, maybe you're not smart enough.

JH-AH1-S T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 M-EY1 B-IY0 Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T S-M-AA1-R T-IH0 N-AH1-F


I mean I don't know just go out and keep trying. Just-

AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 AW1 T-AH0-N-D K-IY1-P T-R-AY1 IH0-NG JH-AH1-S-T


I don't know.


Hey.  Look, I mean- you know.


Look bananas don't grow overnight.  Okay.

L-UH1-K B-AH0 N-AE1 N-AH0-Z D-AA1-N-T G-R-OW1 OW1 V-ER0 N-AY1 T-OW2 K-EY1


You need that- Time-


You know- You need to just- you need, I mean it takes time to get a good job.  I mean-

Y-UW1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 JH-AH1-S T-Y-UW1 N-IY1 D-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T T-EY1-K-S T-AY1-M T-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH0 G-UH1-D JH-AA1 B-AY1 M-IY1-N


look at me, like, you know. I mean, Hey, I- it took me, you know, like six years to get where I am now. I mean-

L-UH1 K-AE1 T-M-IY1 L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1-N HH-EY1 AY1 IH1-T T-UH1 K-M-IY1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 L-AY1-K S-IH1-K S-Y-IH1-R-Z T-UW1 G-EH1 T-W-EH1 R-AY1 AE1-M N-AW1 AY1 M-IY1-N


I mean, well I mean i don't know; it doesn't really affect my life, you know.

AY1 M-IY1 N-W-EH1 L-AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1-T D-OW1 S-AH0-N T-R-IH1 L-IY0 AE1 F-EH0-K T-M-AY1 L-AY1 F-Y-UW1 N-OW1


Yeah, I understand, but-

Y-AE1 AY1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N-D B-AH1-T


I don't know. Well like, I don't know. I mean-

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-EH1-L L-AY1 K-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1-N


Clearly- cle- clearly you're doing something wrong.

K-L-IH1-R L-IY0 K-L-IY1 K-L-IH1-R L-IY0 Y-UH1-R D-UW1 IH0-NG S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-R-AO1-NG


'Cause if you've been looking, you've been applying for jobs for three years. And-

K-AA1 Z-IH1 F-Y-UW1-V B-IH1 N-L-UH1 K-IH0 NG-Y-UW1-V B-IH1 N-AH0 P-L-AY1 IH0-NG F-AO1-R JH-AA1-B-Z F-AO1-R TH-R-IY1 Y-IH1-R Z-AH0-N-D


Are you- I mean do you like get dressed up and everything when you go to the job interview?

AA1 R-Y-UW1 AY1 M-IY1-N D-UW1 Y-UW1 L-AY1-K G-EH1-T D-R-EH1-S T-AH1 P-AH0-N D-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 G-OW1 T-UW1 DH-AH0 JH-AA1 B-IH1-N T-ER0 V-Y-UW2


And you like- you know, you shave your legs and everything?

AH0-N D-Y-UW1 L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 N-OW1 Y-UW1 SH-EY1 V-Y-AO1-R L-EH1-G Z-AH0-N D-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


and I want- I mean you know you've got to, like, do your hair.  I mean- I don't know, it's like,

AH0-N D-AY1 W-AA1-N T-AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UW1 N-OW1 Y-UW1-V G-AA1-T T-UW1 L-AY1-K D-UW1 Y-AO1-R HH-EH1 R-AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1-T S-L-AY1-K


you know what I mean? You know, it's like they say presentation is, like eighty percent.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-T S-L-AY1-K DH-EY1 S-EY1 P-R-EH2 Z-AH0-N T-EY1 SH-AH0 N-IH1 Z-L-AY1 K-EY1 T-IY0 P-ER0 S-EH1-N-T


or some- some large percent of- of success.

AO1-R S-AH1-M S-AH1 M-L-AA1-R-JH P-ER0 S-EH1-N T-AH1 V-AH1-V S-AH0-K S-EH1-S


Because I don't know I mean just, you know, just keep- keep- keep at it.  Keep trying.  Go-

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1-N JH-AH1-S T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 JH-AH1-S-T K-IY1-P K-IY1-P K-IY1 P-AE1 T-IH1-T K-IY1-P T-R-AY1 IH0-NG G-OW1


Hey, I'd love to help you but I- you don't have the kind of training that I-

HH-EY1 IH1 D-L-AH1-V T-UW1 HH-EH1-L P-Y-UW1 B-AH1 T-AY1 Y-UW1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V DH-AH0 K-AY1-N D-AH1-V T-R-EY1 N-IH0-NG DH-AE1 T-AY1


Well you've got to start somewhere.  I mean-

W-EH1 L-Y-UW1-V G-AA1-T T-UW1-S T-AA1-R-T S-AH1 M-W-EH2 R-AY1 M-IY1-N


I don't know it's like I'm trying to be-

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-IH1-M T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1


I'm trying to be helpful.

IH1-M T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 HH-EH1-L-P F-AH0-L


I'm trying to watch TV.

IH1-M T-R-AY1 IH0-NG T-UW1 W-AA1-CH T-IY1 V-IY1


I didn't even


know you applied to U.S.C..


That's amazing.  I've seen it on TV. Um, Wow.  I mean, well what are you going to major in?  What are you going to do?

TH-AE1-T S-AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0 NG-AY1-V S-IY1 N-IH1 T-AA1-N T-IY1 V-IY1 AH1 M-W-AW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-W-EH1 L-W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 M-EY1 JH-ER0 IH0 N-W-AH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 D-UW1


Right.


Yes.


Is U.S.C. known for its history program?

IH1 Z-AH1 S-N-OW1-N F-AO1 R-IH1-T-S HH-IH1-S T-ER0 IY0 P-R-OW1 G-R-AE2-M


I know.  It's a great school and you know

AY1 N-OW1 IH1-T S-AH0 G-R-EY1-T-S K-UW1 L-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 N-OW1


It's all about the connections

IH1-T S-AO1 L-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-AH0 K-AH0 N-EH1-K SH-AH0-N-Z


Oh, you did not just say that.

OW1 Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-N-AA1-T JH-AH1-S-T S-EY1 DH-AE1-T


I know.  You're going to be so close.

AY1 N-OW1 Y-UH1-R G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 S-OW1 K-L-OW1-S


I'm glad you did.


That's great.  I mean, I'm really glad you're not going to go anywhere.  You'll still be here.

TH-AE1-T-S G-R-EY1 T-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 M-R-IH1 L-IY0 G-L-AE1 D-Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-OW1 EH1 N-IY0 W-EH2 R-Y-UW1-L-S T-IH1-L B-IY1 HH-IY1-R


Everything in LA is twenty minutes away.

EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-IH0 N-L-AA1 IH1-Z T-W-EH1-N T-IY0 M-IH1 N-AH0-T S-AH0 W-EY1


Give or take. [LAUGHTER]


Well congratulations.

W-EH1-L K-AH0-N G-R-AE2 CH-AH0 L-EY1 SH-AH0-N-Z


Yeah.


But, congrats on the U.S.C. thing.

B-AH1-T K-AA1-N G-R-AE2-T S-AA1-N DH-AH0 AH1-S TH-IH1-NG


The -- what, the- I mean--


Okay.  Well that's cool, too, but like--

OW2 K-EY1 W-EH1-L TH-AE1-T-S K-UW1-L T-UW1 B-AH1 T-L-AY1-K


Wow, you are a winner and a half. [LAUGHTER]

W-AW1 Y-UW1 AA1 R-AH0 W-IH1 N-ER0 AH0-N D-AH0 HH-AE1 F-L-AE1-F T-ER0


Excuse me?


No.


Alright, so you're not going to believe this.  But I went home today. I looked through the mail.  And I got an acceptance letter from U.S.C..

AO2-L R-AY1-T S-OW1 Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IH0 L-IY1-V DH-IH1-S B-AH1 T-AY1 W-EH1-N-T HH-OW1-M T-AH0 D-EY1 AY1 L-UH1-K-T TH-R-UW1 DH-AH0 M-EY1 L-AH0-N D-AY1 G-AA1 T-AE1 N-AE0-K S-EH1-P T-AH0-N S-L-EH1 T-ER0 F-R-AH1 M-AH1-S


I'm going to U.S.C.. Yeah.


Yeah, yeah.


I did.  I did. I've -- yeah, I applied to U.S.C..  I mean, it's really expensive but

AY1 D-IH1 D-AY1 D-IH1 D-AY1 V-Y-AE1 AY1 AH0 P-L-AY1-D T-UW1 AH1 S-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T S-R-IH1 L-IY0 IH0-K-S P-EH1-N S-IH0-V B-AH1-T


it's a really good school.  So

IH1-T S-AH0 R-IH1 L-IY0 G-UH1-D-S K-UW1-L S-OW1


Yeah.  I like to know about history, 'cause, you know, it's- it's just so relevant to the present.

Y-AE1 AY1 L-AY1-K T-UW1 N-OW1 AH0 B-AW1-T HH-IH1-S T-ER0 IY0 K-AA1 Z-Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-T S-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S-T S-OW1 R-EH1 L-AH0 V-AH0-N-T T-UW1 DH-AH0 P-R-EH1 Z-AH0-N-T


And, uh-


Um, you know, I don't think so.  But I think that, you know, it's still a private school

AH1 M-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG-K S-OW1 B-AH1 T-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-T-S-S T-IH1 L-AH0 P-R-AY1 V-AH0-T-S K-UW1-L


and right you know it's still- and then, you know, I mean-

AH0-N D-R-AY1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-T-S-S T-IH1 L-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1-N


I'm guessing, you know it's like I I checked it out.  And, like, they have a decent history program.

IH1-M G-EH1 S-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-AY1 AY1 CH-EH1-K T-IH1 T-AW1 T-AH0-N D-L-AY1-K DH-EY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 D-IY1 S-AH0-N-T HH-IH1-S T-ER0 IY0 P-R-OW1 G-R-AE2-M


So -- and like the geology just is awesome.  It rocks, no pun intended. [LAUGHTER]

S-OW1 AH0-N D-L-AY1-K DH-AH0 JH-IY0 AA1 L-AH0 JH-IY0 JH-AH1-S T-IH1 Z-AA1 S-AH0 M-IH1 T-R-AA1-K S-N-OW1 P-AH1 N-IH0-N T-EH1-N D-AH0 D-L-AE1-F T-ER0


Um, but, uh- anyway -- yeah, so that's awesome, though, because you live here and then we're not going to be separated by me going to some other school

AH1-M B-AH1 T-AH1 EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2 Y-AE1 S-OW1 TH-AE1-T S-AA1 S-AH0-M DH-OW1 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 L-AY1-V HH-IY1 R-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-W-ER0 N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 S-EH1 P-ER0 EY2 T-AH0-D B-AY1 M-IY1 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 S-AH1 M-AH1 DH-ER0-S K-UW1-L


And, uh, it's just really exciting.  I- You know, I'm -- just I want to- I want to share this special happy moment with you. It's awesome

AH0-N D-AH1 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-R-IH1 L-IY0 IH0-K S-AY1 T-IH0 NG-AY1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-M JH-AH1-S T-AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 AY1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 SH-EH1-R DH-IH1-S-S P-EH1 SH-AH0-L HH-AE1 P-IY0 M-OW1 M-AH0-N T-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 IH1-T S-AA1 S-AH0-M


umm, and I'm going to check out school and get, you know, check out the courses

AH1 M-AH0-N D-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 CH-EH1 K-AW1-T-S K-UW1 L-AH0-N-D G-EH1 T-Y-UW1 N-OW1 CH-EH1 K-AW1-T DH-AH0 K-AO1-R S-AH0-Z


find out all this stuff.  And- and I don't know.  I think I'm going to try to live in a dorm.

F-AY1-N D-AW1 T-AO1-L DH-IH1-S-S T-AH1 F-AH0-N D-AH0-N D-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 T-R-AY1 T-UW1 L-AY1 V-IH0 N-AH0 D-AO1-R-M


Ouch.  That's, um -- oh, wow.


No, no, I mean, I didn't know -- I didn't know that about you. Um, I feel like --

N-OW1 N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-N-OW1 AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-Y-UW1 AH1 M-AY1 F-IY1-L L-AY1-K


I'll go to basketball games.

IH1-L G-OW1 T-UW1 B-AE1-S K-AH0-T B-AO2-L G-EY1-M-Z


Maybe some golf matches.

M-EY1 B-IY0 S-AH1-M G-AA1-L F-M-AE1 CH-AH0-Z


I don't know.  Do they have golf?  Do they have- Does U.S.C. have a -- I don't know if they have a golf team.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 D-UW1 DH-EY1 HH-AE1-V G-AA1-L-F D-UW1 DH-EY1 HH-AE1-V D-AH1 Z-AH1-S HH-AE1 V-AH0 AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 IH1-F DH-EY1 HH-AE1 V-AH0 G-AA1-L-F T-IY1-M


No, I'm not going to go to a football game.

N-OW1 IH1-M N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 G-OW1 T-UW1 AH0 F-UH1-T B-AO2-L G-EY1-M


Forget it. Forget it. Forget it. No way.

F-ER0 G-EH1 T-IH1-T F-ER0 G-EH1 T-IH1-T F-ER0 G-EH1 T-IH1 T-N-OW1 W-EY1


I do -- I will need to get a gun-

AY1 D-UW1 AY1 W-IH1-L N-IY1-D T-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH0 G-AH1-N


Okay.  Um, but, no, I, uh, I do need to get a gun soon, though, 'cause I mean

OW2 K-EY1 AH1-M B-AH1 T-N-OW1 AY1 AH1 AY1 D-UW1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 G-EH1 T-AH0 G-AH1-N S-UW1-N DH-OW1 K-AA1 Z-AY1 M-IY1-N


I need to get like a -- just a small little gun just 'cause -- or like a taser or something or just like a butterfly knife

AY1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 G-EH1 T-L-AY1 K-AH0 JH-AH1-S T-AH0 S-M-AO1-L L-IH1 T-AH0-L G-AH1-N JH-AH1-S-T K-AA1 Z-AO1-R L-AY1 K-AH0 T-EY1 Z-ER0 AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AO1-R JH-AH1-S T-L-AY1 K-AH0 B-AH1 T-ER0 F-L-AY2 N-AY1-F


'cause, you know, I mean, it's like If I ever want to go south of campus

K-AA1 Z-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1-T S-L-AY1 K-IH1 F-AY1 EH1 V-ER0 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 G-OW1 S-AW1 TH-AH1-V K-AE1-M P-AH0-S


Well I need to defend myself from

W-EH1 L-AY1 N-IY1-D T-UW1 D-IH0 F-EH1-N D-M-AY2 S-EH1-L-F F-R-AH1-M


I guess this is why I came.

AY1 G-EH1-S DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-AY1 AY1 K-EY1-M


Chris, I've been ready a long, long time.

K-R-IH1 S-AY1-V B-IH1 N-R-EH1 D-IY0 AH0 L-AO1 NG-L-AO1-NG T-AY1-M


You started to write me.

Y-UW1-S T-AA1-R T-AH0-D T-UW1 R-AY1 T-M-IY1


Every day since.


I was waiting for you, Chris.  Till then you never wrote and then when you did what did you say.  I mean you sure can be ambiguous you know.

AY1 W-AA1 Z-W-EY1 T-IH0-NG F-AO1 R-Y-UW1 K-R-IH1-S T-IH1-L DH-EH1 N-Y-UW1 N-EH1 V-ER0 R-OW1 T-AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-W-AH1-T D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 S-EY1 AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UW1 SH-UH1-R K-AE1-N B-IY1 AE0-M B-IH1 G-Y-UW0 AH0 S-Y-UW1 N-OW1


I'll never forgive you.  Why did you wait all these years?  All I've done is sit and wonder if I was crazy for thinking of you.

IH1-L N-EH1 V-ER0 F-ER0 G-IH1 V-Y-UW1 W-AY1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 W-EY1 T-AO1-L DH-IY1 Z-Y-IH1-R Z-AO1 L-AY1-V D-AH1 N-IH1-Z S-IH1 T-AH0-N D-W-AH1-N D-ER0 IH1 F-AY1 W-AA1-Z K-R-EY1 Z-IY0 F-AO1-R TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH1 V-Y-UW1


Yeah, sure.


How many?


What'll I do with a fortune?

W-AH1 T-AH0 L-AY1 D-UW1 W-IH1 DH-AH0 F-AO1-R CH-AH0-N


What?


I guess you know this is why I asked you to come.

AY1 G-EH1 S-Y-UW1 N-OW1 DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-AY1 AY1 AE1-S-K T-Y-UW1 T-UW1 K-AH1-M


Ann, I love you.  I love you a great deal.  I love you.

AE1 N-AY1 L-AH1 V-Y-UW1 AY1 L-AH1 V-Y-UW1 AH0 G-R-EY1-T D-IY1 L-AY1 L-AH1 V-Y-UW1


I have no imagination that's all I know to tell you.

AY1 HH-AE1 V-N-OW1 IH0 M-AE2 JH-AH0 N-EY1 SH-AH0-N TH-AE1-T S-AO1 L-AY1 N-OW1 T-UW1 T-EH1 L-Y-UW1


I'm embarrassing you.  I didn't want to tell it to you here.  I

IH1 M-IH0-M B-EH1 R-AH0 S-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-EH1 L-IH1-T T-UW1 Y-UW1 HH-IY1 R-AY1


And he's gone forever.  You're sure?

AH0-N-D HH-IY1-Z G-AO1-N F-ER0 EH1 V-ER0 Y-UH1-R SH-UH1-R


Give me a kiss, Ann.  Give me a-God I kissed you.

G-IH1 V-M-IY1 AH0 K-IH1 S-AE1-N G-IH1 V-M-IY1 AH0 G-AA1 D-AY1 K-IH1-S T-Y-UW1


I kissed Annie.  How long, how long I've been waiting to kiss you.

AY1 K-IH1-S T-AE1 N-IY0 HH-AW1 L-AO1-NG HH-AW1 L-AO1 NG-AY1-V B-IH1 N-W-EY1 T-IH0-NG T-UW1 K-IH1 S-Y-UW1


Annie, we're going to live now.  I'm going to make you so happy.

AE1 N-IY0 W-ER0 G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 L-AY1 V-N-AW1 IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 M-EY1 K-Y-UW1 S-OW1 HH-AE1 P-IY0


No, nothing like that.


Yes.  I suppose I have been but it's going from me.

Y-EH1 S-AY1 S-AH0 P-OW1 Z-AY1 HH-AE1-V B-IH1-N B-AH1 T-IH1-T-S G-OW1 IH0-NG F-R-AH1-M M-IY1


There's so many things mixed up.

DH-EH1-R-Z S-OW1 M-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH1-NG Z-M-IH1-K-S T-AH1-P


You remember overseas I was in command of a company?

Y-UW1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 OW1 V-ER0 S-IY1 Z-AY1 W-AA1 Z-IH0-N K-AH0 M-AE1-N D-AH1 V-AH0 K-AH1-M P-AH0 N-IY0


Well I lost them.


Just about all.


It takes a lot of time to toss that off because they weren't just men.

IH1-T T-EY1-K S-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V T-AY1-M T-UW1 T-AO1-S DH-AE1 T-AO1-F B-IH0 K-AO1-Z DH-EY1 W-EH1 R-AH0-N-T JH-AH1-S T-M-EH1-N


For instance, one time it had been raining several days and this kid came to me and gave me his last pair of dry socks.

F-AO1 R-IH1-N-S T-AH0-N S-W-AH1-N T-AY1 M-IH1-T HH-AE1-D B-IH1 N-R-EY1 N-IH0-NG S-EH1 V-R-AH0-L D-EY1 Z-AH0-N-D DH-IH1-S K-IH1-D K-EY1-M T-UW1 M-IY1 AH0-N-D G-EY1 V-M-IY1 HH-IH1 Z-L-AE1-S-T P-EH1 R-AH1-V D-R-AY1 S-AA1-K-S


I put them in my pocket. that's only a little thing but these are the kind of guys I had.

AY1 P-UH1-T DH-EH1 M-IH0-N M-AY1 P-AA1 K-AH0-T TH-AE1-T S-OW1 N-L-IY0 AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L TH-IH1-NG B-AH1-T DH-IY1 Z-AA1-R DH-AH0 K-AY1-N D-AH1-V G-AY1 Z-AY1 HH-AE1-D


They didn't die.  They killed themselves for each other.  I mean that exactly.  A little more selfish and they'd have been here today.

DH-EY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T D-AY1 DH-EY1 K-IH1-L-D DH-EH0-M S-EH1-L-V-Z F-AO1 R-IY1 CH-AH1 DH-ER0 AY1 M-IY1-N DH-AE1 T-IH0-G Z-AE1-K T-L-IY0 AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L M-AO1-R S-EH1-L F-IH0 SH-AH0-N-D TH-IY1-D HH-AE1-V B-IH1-N HH-IY1-R T-AH0 D-EY1


And I got this idea watching them go down.  Everything was being destroyed see, but it seemed to me that there was one new thing that was made

AH0-N D-AY1 G-AA1-T DH-IH1 S-AY0 D-IY1 AH0 W-AA1 CH-IH0-NG DH-EH1-M G-OW1 D-AW1 N-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-W-AA1-Z B-IY1 IH0-NG D-IH0-S T-R-OY1-D S-IY1 B-AH1 T-IH1-T S-IY1-M-D T-UW1 M-IY1 DH-AE1-T DH-EH1 R-W-AA1 Z-W-AH1-N N-UW1 TH-IH1-NG DH-AE1 T-W-AA1 Z-M-EY1-D


a sort of responsibility man for man.  You understand me?

AH0 S-AO1-R T-AH1 V-R-IY0-S P-AA2-N S-AH0 B-IH1 L-AH0 T-IY0 M-AE1-N F-AO1-R M-AE1 N-Y-UW1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N D-M-IY1


And then I came home and it was amazing.

AH0-N-D DH-EH1 N-AY1 K-EY1-M HH-OW1 M-AH0-N D-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 M-EY1 Z-IH0-NG


I felt, what you said, ashamed somehow

AY1 F-EH1-L T-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 S-EH1 D-AH0 SH-EY1-M-D S-AH1-M HH-AW2


because nobody was changed at all.  It seemed to make suckers out of a lot of guys.

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-N-OW1 B-AA2 D-IY2 W-AA1-Z CH-EY1-N-JH D-AE1 T-AO1 L-IH1-T S-IY1-M-D T-UW1 M-EY1-K S-AH1 K-ER0 Z-AW1 T-AH1 V-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V G-AY1-Z


I felt wrong to be alive, to open the new bank book, to drive the new car, to see the new refrigerator.

AY1 F-EH1-L T-R-AO1-NG T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 L-AY1-V T-UW1 OW1 P-AH0-N DH-AH0 N-UW1 B-AE1-NG-K B-UH1-K T-UW1 D-R-AY1-V DH-AH0 N-UW1 K-AA1-R T-UW1 S-IY1 DH-AH0 N-UW1 R-AH0 F-R-IH1 JH-ER0 EY2 T-ER0


when you drive the new car, you have to know that it came out of the love a man can have for a man.  You've got to be a little better because of that.

W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 D-R-AY1-V DH-AH0 N-UW1 K-AA1 R-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-IH1-T K-EY1 M-AW1 T-AH1-V DH-AH0 L-AH1 V-AH0 M-AE1-N K-AE1-N HH-AE1-V F-AO1 R-AH0 M-AE1 N-Y-UW1-V G-AA1-T T-UW1 B-IY1 AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-EH1 T-ER0 B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-AH1-V DH-AE1-T


Otherwise what you have is really just loot and there's blood on it.  I didn't want to take any of it.

AH1 DH-ER0 W-AY2 Z-W-AH1 T-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-IH1 Z-R-IH1 L-IY0 JH-AH1-S T-L-UW1 T-AH0-N-D DH-EH1-R-Z B-L-AH1 D-AA1 N-IH1 T-AY1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N T-W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-EY1 K-EH1 N-IY0 AH1 V-IH1-T


I guess that included you.

AY1 G-EH1-S DH-AE1 T-IH0-N K-L-UW1 D-AH0 D-Y-UW1


Annie, Annie I'm going to make a fortune for you.

AE1 N-IY0 AE1 N-IY0 IH1-M G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1 M-EY1 K-AH0 F-AO1-R CH-AH0-N F-AO1 R-Y-UW1


God damn it, Augie.  Why do you always ask things like that?  It's so insulting.

G-AA1-D D-AE1 M-IH1 T-AO1 JH-IY0 W-AY1 D-UW1 Y-UW1 AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-AE1-S-K TH-IH1-NG Z-L-AY1-K DH-AE1 T-IH1-T-S S-OW1 IH0-N S-AH1-L T-IH0-NG


Augie, do you remember the first time we came to see it?  It was about four years ago right after we got married and we thought I was pregnant.

AO1 JH-IY0 D-UW1 Y-UW1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 DH-AH0 F-ER1-S-T T-AY1 M-W-IY1 K-EY1-M T-UW1 S-IY1 IH1 T-IH1 T-W-AA1 Z-AH0 B-AW1-T F-AO1 R-Y-IH1-R Z-AH0 G-OW1 R-AY1 T-AE1-F T-ER0 W-IY1 G-AA1 T-M-EH1 R-IY0 D-AH0-N D-W-IY1 TH-AO1 T-AY1 W-AA1-Z P-R-EH1 G-N-AH0-N-T


We had a bottle of champagne but no glasses and you ask me to dance so we took off our shoes and while we were dancing, you said the most intimate things right in my ears so I could feel them as much as hear them.

W-IY1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 B-AA1 T-AH0 L-AH1-V SH-AE0-M P-EY1-N B-AH1 T-N-OW1 G-L-AE1 S-AH0 Z-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 AE1-S K-M-IY1 T-UW1 D-AE1-N-S S-OW1 W-IY1 T-UH1 K-AO1 F-AW1 ER0 SH-UW1 Z-AH0-N D-W-AY1 L-W-IY1 W-ER0 D-AE1-N S-IH0 NG-Y-UW1 S-EH1-D DH-AH0 M-OW1-S T-IH1-N T-AH0 M-AH0-T TH-IH1-NG Z-R-AY1 T-IH0-N M-AY1 IH1-R-Z S-OW1 AY1 K-UH1-D F-IY1-L DH-EH1 M-AE1 Z-M-AH1 CH-AE1-Z HH-IY1-R DH-EH1-M


And I remember thinking, Finally, finally.  I am as happy as I am supposed to be.

AH0-N D-AY1 R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 TH-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG F-AY1 N-AH0 L-IY0 F-AY1 N-AH0 L-IY0 AY1 AE1 M-AE1-Z HH-AE1 P-IY0 AE1 Z-AY1 AE1-M S-AH0 P-OW1-Z-D T-UW1 B-IY1


Dancing barefoot in the sand, drinking champagne from the bottle.

D-AE1-N S-IH0-NG B-EH1-R F-UH2 T-IH0-N DH-AH0 S-AE1-N-D D-R-IH1-NG K-IH0-NG SH-AE0-M P-EY1-N F-R-AH1-M DH-AH0 B-AA1 T-AH0-L


I rather not remember some things.  I rather not hope for some things.

AY1 R-AE1 DH-ER0 N-AA1 T-R-IH0 M-EH1-M B-ER0 S-AH1-M TH-IH1-NG Z-AY1 R-AE1 DH-ER0 N-AA1-T HH-OW1-P F-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH1-NG-Z


No.


This what?  What is this?  This isn't even anything.

DH-IH1 S-W-AH1 T-W-AH1 T-IH1-Z DH-IH1-S DH-IH1 S-IH1 S-AH0-N T-IY1 V-IH0 N-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


Sure, this is standing.  This is waiting.  This is fighting.

SH-UH1-R DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z-S T-AE1-N D-IH0-NG DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-EY1 T-IH0-NG DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z F-AY1 T-IH0-NG


But this isn't anything like I thought it would be.

B-AH1-T DH-IH1 S-IH1 S-AH0-N T-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-L-AY1 K-AY1 TH-AO1 T-IH1 T-W-UH1-D B-IY1


I mean it is just this , I mean it includes a lot and everything and you know it's the sand and it's the full moon and I just-I am sorry but I couldn't help wishing I was somewhere else.

AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 T-IH1-Z JH-AH1-S-T DH-IH1 S-AY1 M-IY1 N-IH1 T-IH0-N K-L-UW1-D Z-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH0-N D-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH1-T-S DH-AH0 S-AE1-N D-AH0-N D-IH1-T-S DH-AH0 F-UH1-L M-UW1 N-AH0-N D-AY1 JH-UW1-S T-IY0 AE1-M S-AA1 R-IY0 B-AH1 T-AY1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T HH-EH1-L P-W-IH1 SH-IH0 NG-AY1 W-AA1-Z S-AH1 M-W-EH2 R-EH1-L-S


I didn't say that.


For heaven's sake Augie, wherever I am I always wanted to be with you.

F-AO1-R HH-EH1 V-AH0-N-Z S-EY1 K-AO1 JH-IY0 W-EH0 R-EH1 V-ER0 AY1 AE1 M-AY1 AO1 L-W-EY2 Z-W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 B-IY1 W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1


Whatever I am doing, I wanted to be with you.  I mean you are probably the one who wishes you were with somebody else, somebody who didn't take everything so hard and who knows how to enjoy herself.

W-AH2 T-EH1 V-ER0 AY1 AE1-M D-UW1 IH0 NG-AY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 B-IY1 W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UW1 AA1-R P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 DH-AH0 W-AH1-N HH-UW1 W-IH1 SH-IH0 Z-Y-UW1 W-ER0 W-IH1-DH S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 EH1-L-S S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 HH-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T T-EY1 K-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG S-OW1 HH-AA1-R D-AH0-N-D HH-UW1 N-OW1-Z HH-AW1 T-UW1 EH0-N JH-OY1 HH-ER0 S-EH1-L-F


Good.  So maybe we are on the wrong spot but we are with the right person.

G-UH1-D S-OW1 M-EY1 B-IY0 W-IY1 AA1 R-AA1-N DH-AH0 R-AO1-NG-S P-AA1-T B-AH1 T-W-IY1 AA1 R-W-IH1-DH DH-AH0 R-AY1-T P-ER1 S-AH0-N


Yes, I did notice that.  It does look really beautiful on the water.  The gold white moon.

Y-EH1 S-AY1 D-IH1 D-N-OW1 T-AH0-S DH-AE1 T-IH1-T D-AH1 Z-L-UH1 K-R-IH1 L-IY0 B-Y-UW1 T-AH0 F-AH0 L-AA1-N DH-AH0 W-AO1 T-ER0 DH-AH0 G-OW1-L D-W-AY1 T-M-UW1-N


No, I am beginning to think that maybe this is the spot after all.

N-OW1 AY1 AE1-M B-IH0 G-IH1 N-IH0-NG T-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1 T-M-EY1 B-IY0 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0-S P-AA1 T-AE1-F T-ER0 AO1-L


Well, so?  What do you think?

W-EH1-L S-OW1 W-AH1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K


It certainly is not. It's slightly exaggerated scientific fact.

IH1-T S-ER1 T-AH0 N-L-IY0 IH1 Z-N-AA1 T-IH1-T-S S-L-AY1 T-L-IY0 IH0-G Z-AE1 JH-ER0 EY2 T-AH0-D S-AY2 AH0-N T-IH1 F-IH0-K F-AE1-K-T


I am not the only one, look at all these people.

AY1 AE1-M N-AA1-T DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 W-AH1 N-L-UH1 K-AE1 T-AO1-L DH-IY1-Z P-IY1 P-AH0-L


Carla, can I ask you a question?  Now don't be upset, are you having a period?

K-AA1-R L-AH0 K-AE1 N-AY1 AE1-S K-Y-UW1 AH0 K-W-EH1-S CH-AH0-N N-AW1 D-AA1-N-T B-IY1 AH0-P S-EH1 T-AA1 R-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 P-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-D


Well We will see them this year.

W-EH1 L-W-IY1 W-IH1-L S-IY1 DH-EH1-M DH-IH1 S-Y-IH1-R


Wait a minute, I got it.

W-EY1 T-AH0 M-IH1 N-AH0 T-AY1 G-AA1 T-IH1-T


Okay, all right I got it.  You wanted it to be like the other time, okay no problem. Listen, You want to dance?

OW2 K-EY1 AO1-L R-AY1 T-AY1 G-AA1 T-IH1 T-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-AH0 D-IH1-T T-UW1 B-IY1 L-AY1-K DH-AH0 AH1 DH-ER0 T-AY1 M-OW2 K-EY1 N-OW1 P-R-AA1 B-L-AH0 M-L-IH1 S-AH0 N-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 D-AE1-N-S


You want me to go get some champagne?

Y-UW1 W-AA1-N T-M-IY1 T-UW1 G-OW1 G-EH1-T S-AH1-M SH-AE0-M P-EY1-N


Take off our shoes?


What.  Welcome to the human race.

W-AH1 T-W-EH1-L K-AH0-M T-UW1 DH-AH0 HH-Y-UW1 M-AH0 N-R-EY1-S


No, I know me either.


Maybe if you are with somebody else too?

M-EY1 B-IY0 IH1 F-Y-UW1 AA1 R-W-IH1-DH S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 EH1-L-S T-UW1


No, I know, but.  I know I don't make you happy.

N-OW1 AY1 N-OW1 B-AH1 T-AY1 N-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N T-M-EY1 K-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 P-IY0


Actually, now that you mention it.  No, I don't.

AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 N-AW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 M-EH1-N SH-AH0 N-IH1 T-N-OW1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T


I don't know.  Seems like a pretty good spot to me I mean look at the view of the moon you got from here.

AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 S-IY1-M Z-L-AY1 K-AH0 P-R-IH1 T-IY0 G-UH1-D-S P-AA1-T T-UW1 M-IY1 AY1 M-IY1 N-L-UH1 K-AE1-T DH-AH0 V-Y-UW1 AH1-V DH-AH0 M-UW1 N-Y-UW1 G-AA1-T F-R-AH1-M HH-IY1-R


Well, look what we have got here.

W-EH1-L L-UH1 K-W-AH1 T-W-IY1 HH-AE1-V G-AA1-T HH-IY1-R


Shh, If we're very quiet, the fish might come.

SH-IH1 F-W-ER0 V-EH1 R-IY0 K-W-AY1 AH0-T DH-AH0 F-IH1 SH-M-AY1-T K-AH1-M


Or not.


Oh, I'm so sorry


Oh, my gosh.


What did he do?


Yeah.  I'm so sorry.


You guys have been-


I'm sorry. I-


Wow, Ryan I know that you are hurting right now but I don't think you always feel like that.

W-AW1 R-AY1 AH0 N-AY1 N-OW1 DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 AA1-R HH-ER1 T-IH0 NG-R-AY1 T-N-AW1 B-AH1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N-T TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 AO1 L-W-EY2-Z F-IY1-L L-AY1-K DH-AE1-T


Yeah. I understand.  I think it's really healthy to grieve.

Y-AE1 AY1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N D-AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-T S-R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-EH1-L TH-IY0 T-UW1 G-R-IY1-V


If there's anything I can do to be there for you.

IH1-F DH-EH1-R Z-EH1 N-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-AY1 K-AE1-N D-UW1 T-UW1 B-IY1 DH-EH1-R F-AO1 R-Y-UW1


I just got some bad news.

AY1 JH-AH1-S-T G-AA1-T S-AH1-M B-AE1 D-N-UW1-Z


My friend, Shotty, passed away.

M-AY1 F-R-EH1-N-D SH-AA1 T-IY0 P-AE1-S T-AH0 W-EY1


The end, he's been sick for awhile.  He had cancer.

DH-AH0 EH1-N-D HH-IY1-Z B-IH1-N S-IH1-K F-AO1 R-AH0 W-AY1-L HH-IY1 HH-AE1-D K-AE1-N S-ER0


Yeah.  It's just, I never thought it would actually happen, you know? I mean- He's such a fighter and he's always so positive about everything.

Y-AE1 IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-AY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 TH-AO1 T-IH1 T-W-UH1 D-AE1-K CH-AH0 W-AH0 L-IY0 HH-AE1 P-AH0 N-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AY1 M-IY1-N HH-IY1-Z S-AH1 CH-AH0 F-AY1 T-ER0 AH0-N-D HH-IY1 Z-AO1 L-W-EY2-Z S-OW1 P-AA1 Z-AH0 T-IH0 V-AH0 B-AW1 T-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG


You know, he was gonna, and we -- all the way up to the end we were just talking about how- you know all the stuff we were gonna do and, you know.  When he finally kicked this stupid cancer, you know, and we were gonna --

Y-UW1 N-OW1 HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 AH0-N D-W-IY1 AO1-L DH-AH0 W-EY1 AH1-P T-UW1 DH-AH0 EH1-N D-W-IY1 W-ER0 JH-AH1-S-T T-AO1 K-IH0 NG-AH0 B-AW1-T HH-AW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 AO1-L DH-AH0-S T-AH1 F-W-IY1 W-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0 D-UW1 AH0-N D-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-EH1-N HH-IY1 F-AY1 N-AH0 L-IY0 K-IH1-K-T DH-IH1-S-S T-UW1 P-AH0-D K-AE1-N S-ER0 Y-UW1 N-OW1 AH0-N D-W-IY1 W-ER0 G-AA1 N-AH0


he wanted to travel, you know.  And he's so talented.  Probably the most talented person I have ever met in my entire life.

HH-IY1 W-AA1-N T-AH0-D T-UW1 T-R-AE1 V-AH0 L-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AH0-N-D HH-IY1-Z S-OW1 T-AE1 L-AH0-N T-AH0-D P-R-AA1 B-AH0 B-L-IY0 DH-AH0 M-OW1-S-T T-AE1 L-AH0-N T-AH0-D P-ER1 S-AH0 N-AY1 HH-AE1 V-EH1 V-ER0 M-EH1 T-IH0-N M-AY1 IH0-N T-AY1 ER0 L-AY1-F


He was a designer, you know.  But he did everything. You know, He painted and he- and he did costume design, he did set design, he did lighting, he was --

HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-AH0 D-IH0 Z-AY1 N-ER0 Y-UW1 N-OW1 B-AH1-T HH-IY1 D-IH1 D-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-Y-UW1 N-OW1 HH-IY1 P-EY1-N T-AH0 D-AH0-N-D HH-IY1 AH0-N-D HH-IY1 D-IH1-D K-AA0-S T-UW1-M D-IH0 Z-AY1-N HH-IY1 D-IH1-D S-EH1-T D-IH0 Z-AY1-N HH-IY1 D-IH1 D-L-AY1 T-IH0-NG HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z


he just did everything.  He was literally, literally the most talented guy I have ever met in my entire life.

HH-IY1 JH-AH1-S-T D-IH1 D-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG HH-IY1 W-AA1 Z-L-IH1 T-ER0 AH0 L-IY0 L-IH1 T-ER0 AH0 L-IY0 DH-AH0 M-OW1-S-T T-AE1 L-AH0-N T-AH0-D G-AY1 AY1 HH-AE1 V-EH1 V-ER0 M-EH1 T-IH0-N M-AY1 IH0-N T-AY1 ER0 L-AY1-F


And he's gone now and I  -- I just can't believe it.

AH0-N-D HH-IY1-Z G-AO1-N N-AW1 AH0-N D-AY1 AY1 JH-AH1-S-T K-AE1-N-T B-IH0 L-IY1 V-IH1-T


I mean, one second you think, you know, you're just having a conversation and then --

AY1 M-IY1 N-W-AH1-N S-EH1 K-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 N-OW1 Y-UH1-R JH-AH1-S-T HH-AE1 V-IH0 NG-AH0 K-AA2-N V-ER0 S-EY1 SH-AH0 N-AH0-N-D DH-EH1-N


you know, sometimes you think you want to make that phone call, or you think you want to tell somebody something, or something like that.  Do you know what I mean?  Like that's -- he was the person that I did that with.  You know, like, that's the person who I needed to call to tell things to all the time.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 S-AH0-M T-AY1-M Z-Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 M-EY1-K DH-AE1-T F-OW1-N K-AO1 L-AO1 R-Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T T-UW1 T-EH1-L S-AH1-M B-AA2 D-IY0 S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-AO1-R S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-L-AY1-K DH-AE1-T D-UW1 Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-AY1 M-IY1 N-L-AY1-K TH-AE1-T-S HH-IY1 W-AA1-Z DH-AH0 P-ER1 S-AH0-N DH-AE1 T-AY1 D-IH1-D DH-AE1 T-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1 N-OW1 L-AY1-K TH-AE1-T-S DH-AH0 P-ER1 S-AH0-N HH-UW1 AY1 N-IY1 D-AH0-D T-UW1 K-AO1-L T-UW1 T-EH1-L TH-IH1-NG-Z T-UW1 AO1-L DH-AH0 T-AY1-M


And now I don't have that person anymore, you know.  And it's -- -- it's just, you.

AH0-N D-N-AW1 AY1 D-AA1-N-T HH-AE1-V DH-AE1-T P-ER1 S-AH0 N-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1 R-Y-UW1 N-OW1 AH0-N D-IH1-T S-IH1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-Y-UW1


You think that things get easier, you know, as you as you get older and you -

Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K DH-AE1-T TH-IH1-NG-Z G-EH1 T-IY1 Z-IY0 ER0 Y-UW1 N-OW1 AE1 Z-Y-UW1 AE1 Z-Y-UW1 G-EH1 T-OW1-L D-ER0 AH0-N D-Y-UW1


and it just gets worse.  It just gets worse, everything is bad all the time; people die, your friends die, family dies, your best friends die. it's-

AH0-N D-IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T G-EH1-T S-W-ER1 S-IH1-T JH-AH1-S-T G-EH1-T S-W-ER1 S-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2 NG-IH1-Z B-AE1 D-AO1-L DH-AH0 T-AY1-M P-IY1 P-AH0-L D-AY1 Y-AO1-R F-R-EH1-N-D-Z D-AY1 F-AE1 M-AH0 L-IY0 D-AY1 Z-Y-AO1-R B-EH1-S-T F-R-EH1-N-D-Z D-AY1 IH1-T-S


You always think, you know when you were- you know when you were a little kid and you think something is gonna happen, like, it will all be better when I am older, you know?

Y-UW1 AO1 L-W-EY2-Z TH-IH1-NG K-Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 W-ER0 Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-EH1 N-Y-UW1 W-ER0 AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L K-IH1 D-AH0-N D-Y-UW1 TH-IH1-NG-K S-AH1-M TH-IH0 NG-IH1-Z G-AA1 N-AH0 HH-AE1 P-AH0 N-L-AY1 K-IH1 T-W-IH1 L-AO1-L B-IY1 B-EH1 T-ER0 W-EH1 N-AY1 AE1 M-OW1-L D-ER0 Y-UW1 N-OW1


No, you're right.  I don't.  You're right.

N-OW1 Y-UH1-R R-AY1 T-AY1 D-AA1-N T-Y-UH1-R R-AY1-T


Even, yeah -- he doesn't he would never feel that way, he would never want me to feel that way.  Of course not, but that's just where I am right now and -- -- I don't know what else to do with it.

IY1 V-IH0 N-Y-AE1 HH-IY1 D-OW1 S-AH0-N-T HH-IY1 W-UH1 D-N-EH1 V-ER0 F-IY1-L DH-AE1 T-W-EY1 HH-IY1 W-UH1 D-N-EH1 V-ER0 W-AA1-N T-M-IY1 T-UW1 F-IY1-L DH-AE1 T-W-EY1 AH1-V K-AO1-R S-N-AA1-T B-AH1-T TH-AE1-T-S JH-AH1-S T-W-EH1 R-AY1 AE1 M-R-AY1 T-N-AW1 AH0-N D-AY1 D-AA1-N T-N-OW1 W-AH1 T-EH1-L-S T-UW1 D-UW1 W-IH1 DH-IH1-T


I just miss him.


Thanks.


Only a trivial little broach.

OW1 N-L-IY0 AH0 T-R-IH1 V-IY0 AH0-L L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-R-OW1-CH


Not at all.  I quite like it.  I wear it often.

N-AA1 T-AE1 T-AO1 L-AY1 K-W-AY1 T-L-AY1 K-IH1 T-AY1 W-EH1 R-IH1 T-AO1 F-AH0-N


Oh, maybe a little.  Nothing serious.

OW1 M-EY1 B-IY0 AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L N-AH1 TH-IH0-NG S-IH1 R-IY0 AH0-S


Well, what of it.


Well it gave him a lot of pleasure and it didn't hurt me.

W-EH1 L-IH1-T G-EY1-V HH-IH1 M-AH0 L-AA1 T-AH1-V P-L-EH1 ZH-ER0 AH0-N D-IH1-T D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T HH-ER1 T-M-IY1


No thanks.


It's becoming a habit with you.

IH1-T-S B-IH0 K-AH1 M-IH0 NG-AH0 HH-AE1 B-AH0 T-W-IH1 DH-Y-UW1


Just making myself fascinating for you.

JH-AH1-S T-M-EY1 K-IH0-NG M-AY2 S-EH1-L-F F-AE1 S-AH0 N-EY2 T-IH0-NG F-AO1 R-Y-UW1


No, it isn't.


No, it it is not, be quiet.

N-OW1 IH1 T-IH1 T-IH1 Z-N-AA1-T B-IY1 K-W-AY1 AH0-T


Yes, I did quite a lot.

Y-EH1 S-AY1 D-IH1-D K-W-AY1 T-AH0 L-AA1-T


You always had a weak head.

Y-UW1 AO1 L-W-EY2-Z HH-AE1 D-AH0 W-IY1-K HH-EH1-D


Not- Would you shut up.


Very well.  If you have to be boorish and idiotic.

V-EH1 R-IY0 W-EH1 L-IH1 F-Y-UW1 HH-AE1-V T-UW1 B-IY1 B-UH1 R-IH0 SH-AH0-N D-IH2 D-IY0 AA1 T-IH0-K


You are far too temperamental.  Try to control yourself.

Y-UW1 AA1-R F-AA1-R T-UW1 T-EH2-M P-R-AH0 M-EH1-N T-AH0-L T-R-AY1 T-UW1 K-AH0-N T-R-OW1 L-Y-ER0 S-EH1-L-F


Go away!  Go away!  I- I hate you.

G-OW1 AH0 W-EY1 G-OW1 AH0 W-EY1 AY1 AY1 HH-EY1 T-Y-UW1


You know what, I'm sick and tire of listening to you.  You're a-- You're a total sadistic bully.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1 T-IH1-M S-IH1 K-AH0-N-D T-AY1 ER0 AH1 V-L-IH1 S-AH0 N-IH0-NG T-UW1 Y-UW1 Y-UH1 R-AH0 Y-UH1 R-AH0 T-OW1 T-AH0-L S-AH0 D-IH1-S T-IH0-K B-UH1 L-IY0


Stop.  Would you just go away?  I mean, you're conceited, and overbearing, and utterly impossible.

S-T-AA1 P-W-UH1 D-Y-UW1 JH-AH1-S-T G-OW1 AH0 W-EY1 AY1 M-IY1 N-Y-UH1-R K-AH0-N S-IY1 T-AH0 D-AH0-N D-OW1 V-ER0 B-EH1 R-IH0 NG-AH0-N D-AH1 T-ER0 L-IY0 IH0-M P-AA1 S-AH0 B-AH0-L


This is the end! Do you understand me? This is the end.

DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 EH1-N-D D-UW1 Y-UW1 AH2-N D-ER0-S T-AE1-N D-M-IY1 DH-IH1 S-IH1-Z DH-AH0 EH1-N-D


Yes, I am. Let go with me

Y-EH1 S-AY1 AE1 M-L-EH1-T G-OW1 W-IH1 DH-M-IY1


You are a cruel fiend and I-I loath you.  I thank God I realized who you are before I decided to marry you again.  Oh my God, never!

Y-UW1 AA1 R-AH0 K-R-UW1 AH0-L F-IY1-N D-AH0-N D-IY1 L-OW1 TH-Y-UW1 AY1 TH-AE1-NG-K G-AA1 D-AY1 R-IY1 L-AY2-Z-D HH-UW1 Y-UW1 AA1-R B-IH0 F-AO1 R-AY1 D-IH0 S-AY1 D-IH0-D T-UW1 M-EH1 R-IY0 Y-UW1 AH0 G-EH1 N-OW1 M-AY1 G-AA1 D-N-EH1 V-ER0


Beast


Brute


pig


Well, that's a nice point of view I must say.

W-EH1-L TH-AE1-T S-AH0 N-AY1-S P-OY1-N T-AH1-V V-Y-UW1 AY1 M-AH1-S-T S-EY1


Me, too, bored stiff.


Do you want some brandy?

D-UW1 Y-UW1 W-AA1-N-T S-AH1-M B-R-AE1-N D-IY0


I think I'll have a little.

AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-IH1-L HH-AE1 V-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L


Amanda, really.


It's a pity you didn't have a little bit more brandy.  It might have made you a little less disagreeable.

IH1-T S-AH0 P-IH1 T-IY0 Y-UW1 D-IH1 D-AH0-N-T HH-AE1 V-AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IH1 T-M-AO1-R B-R-AE1-N D-IY0 IH1 T-M-AY1-T HH-AE1 V-M-EY1 D-Y-UW1 AH0 L-IH1 T-AH0-L L-EH1-S D-IH2 S-AH0 G-R-IY1 AH0 B-AH0-L


They snap.


So, did you see much of Peter Burden after the divorce?

S-OW1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 S-IY1 M-AH1 CH-AH1-V P-IY1 T-ER0 B-ER1 D-AH0 N-AE1-F T-ER0 DH-AH0 D-IH0 V-AO1-R-S


You must have let him kiss you quite a good deal more then, huh?

Y-UW1 M-AH1-S-T HH-AE1 V-L-EH1-T HH-IH1-M K-IH1 S-Y-UW1 K-W-AY1 T-AH0 G-UH1-D D-IY1-L M-AO1-R DH-EH1-N HH-AH1


I'm sure you had a riotous time, no restrain at all, very enjoyable.  You never had much anyway.

IH1-M SH-UH1 R-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 D-AH0 R-AY1 AH0 T-AH0-S T-AY1-M N-OW1 R-IY0-S T-R-EY1 N-AE1 T-AO1-L V-EH1 R-IY0 EH0-N JH-OY1 AH0 B-AH0 L-Y-UW1 N-EH1 V-ER0 HH-AE1 D-M-AH1 CH-EH1 N-IY0 W-EY2


I am not the slightest bit drunk.

AY1 AE1-M N-AA1-T DH-AH0 S-L-AY1 T-AH0-S-T B-IH1-T D-R-AH1-NG-K


I do believe that I have said already that I had three minuet liquor glasses of brandy in the entire evening.  A child of two couldn't get drunk of that.

AY1 D-UW1 B-IH0 L-IY1-V DH-AE1 T-AY1 HH-AE1-V S-EH1 D-AO0-L R-EH1 D-IY0 DH-AE1 T-AY1 HH-AE1-D TH-R-IY1 M-IH2 N-Y-AH0 W-EH1 T-L-IH1 K-ER0 G-L-AE1 S-AH0 Z-AH1-V B-R-AE1-N D-IY0 IH0-N DH-AH0 IH0-N T-AY1 ER0 IY1 V-N-IH0 NG-AH0 CH-AY1-L D-AH1-V T-UW1 K-AW1-L D-AH0-N-T G-EH1-T D-R-AH1-NG K-AH1-V DH-AE1-T


Oh, really?  How about a child of three, or child of six, what about a child of nine?

OW1 R-IH1 L-IY0 HH-AW1 AH0 B-AW1 T-AH0 CH-AY1-L D-AH1-V TH-R-IY1 AO1-R CH-AY1-L D-AH1-V S-IH1-K S-W-AH1 T-AH0 B-AW1 T-AH0 CH-AY1-L D-AH1 V-N-AY1-N


You know, we could get a really good debate going on about this.  You know intemperate tots.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-IY1 K-UH1-D G-EH1 T-AH0 R-IH1 L-IY0 G-UH1-D D-AH0 B-EY1-T G-OW1 IH0 NG-AA1 N-AH0 B-AW1-T DH-IH1 S-Y-UW1 N-OW1 IH0-N T-EH1-M P-ER0 AH0-T T-AA1-T-S


You know what?  That's a very good idea.  I think I will.

Y-UW1 N-OW1 W-AH1-T TH-AE1-T S-AH0 V-EH1 R-IY0 G-UH1 D-AY0 D-IY1 AH0 AY1 TH-IH1-NG K-AY1 W-IH1-L


You better turn that off, I think.

Y-UW1 B-EH1 T-ER0 T-ER1-N DH-AE1 T-AO1 F-AY1 TH-IH1-NG-K


Because it's very late and you'll disturb the people upstairs.

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-IH1-T-S V-EH1 R-IY0 L-EY1 T-AH0-N D-Y-UW1-L D-IH0-S T-ER1-B DH-AH0 P-IY1 P-AH0 L-AH0-P-S T-EH1-R-Z


Well, there are people downstairs, I suppose.

W-EH1-L DH-EH1 R-AA1-R P-IY1 P-AH0-L D-AW1-N-S T-EH1-R Z-AY1 S-AH0 P-OW1-Z


This is no time of the year for Tunis.

DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-N-OW1 T-AY1 M-AH1-V DH-AH0 Y-IH1-R F-AO1-R T-UW1 N-IH0-S


I do I shall do no such thing.

AY1 D-UW1 AY1 SH-AE1-L D-UW1 N-OW1 S-AH1-CH TH-IH1-NG


Turn it off.  It's driving me mad.

T-ER1 N-IH1 T-AO1 F-IH1-T-S D-R-AY1 V-IH0-NG M-IY1 M-AE1-D


Turn it off!


Very amusing indeed.

V-EH1 R-IY0 AH0 M-Y-UW1 Z-IH0 NG-IH0-N D-IY1-D


Ja! Very funny.


You are a vile tempered, wicked living, evil little beast.  And I hope I never set eyes on you ever again.

Y-UW1 AA1 R-AH0 V-AY1-L T-EH1-M P-ER0 D-W-IH1 K-AH0 D-L-IH1 V-IH0 NG-IY1 V-AH0-L L-IH1 T-AH0-L B-IY1-S T-AH0-N D-AY1 HH-OW1 P-AY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 S-EH1 T-AY1 Z-AA1 N-Y-UW1 EH1 V-ER0 AH0 G-EH1-N


Oh, you're not going like this.

OW1 Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0 NG-L-AY1-K DH-IH1-S


[GARBAGE] No, you're not.


oh! Marry you again? I wouldn't marry you again if you came crawling to me on bended knee.

OW1 M-EH1 R-IY0 Y-UW1 AH0 G-EH1 N-AY1 W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N T-M-EH1 R-IY0 Y-UW1 AH0 G-EH1 N-IH1 F-Y-UW1 K-EY1-M K-R-AO1 L-IH0-NG T-UW1 M-IY1 AA1-N B-EH1-N D-IH0 D-N-IY1


You're a wicked little vampire.  And I pray to God I never set eyes on you again as long as I live.

Y-UH1 R-AH0 W-IH1 K-AH0 D-L-IH1 T-AH0-L V-AE1-M P-AY0 R-AH0-N D-AY1 P-R-EY1 T-UW1 G-AA1 D-AY1 N-EH1 V-ER0 S-EH1 T-AY1 Z-AA1 N-Y-UW1 AH0 G-EH1 N-AE1 Z-L-AO1 NG-AE1 Z-AY1 L-AY1-V


You're the only one I know who loves his parents.

Y-UH1-R DH-AH0 OW1 N-L-IY0 W-AH1 N-AY1 N-OW1 HH-UW1 L-AH1-V-Z HH-IH1-Z P-EH1 R-AH0-N-T-S


No, it's good.


It's so lovely here.  The air is sweet.

IH1-T-S S-OW1 L-AH1 V-L-IY0 HH-IY1-R DH-AH0 EH1 R-IH1-Z S-W-IY1-T


No.  But I'm not going to stay.

N-OW1 B-AH1 T-IH1-M N-AA1-T G-OW1 IH0-NG T-UW1-S T-EY1


Well sort of embarrassed soon as I came.

W-EH1-L S-AO1-R T-AH1 V-IH0-M B-EH1 R-AH0-S-T S-UW1 N-AE1 Z-AY1 K-EY1-M


Well, from her point of view why else would I come?

W-EH1-L F-R-AH1-M HH-ER0 P-OY1-N T-AH1-V V-Y-UW1 W-AY1 EH1-L S-W-UH1 D-AY1 K-AH1-M


I guess this is why I came.

AY1 G-EH1-S DH-IH1 S-IH1 Z-W-AY1 AY1 K-EY1-M


I'll never forgive you.  Why did you wait so long?  All this time I've been wondering if I was a fool for thinking of you!

IH1-L N-EH1 V-ER0 F-ER0 G-IH1 V-Y-UW1 W-AY1 D-IH1 D-Y-UW1 W-EY1-T S-OW1 L-AO1 NG-AO1-L DH-IH1-S T-AY1 M-AY1-V B-IH1 N-W-AH1-N D-ER0 IH0 NG-IH1 F-AY1 W-AA1 Z-AH0 F-UW1-L F-AO1-R TH-IH1-NG K-IH0 NG-AH1 V-Y-UW1


Not like that, you're not.

N-AA1 T-L-AY1-K DH-AE1 T-Y-UH1-R N-AA1-T


Like Larry's brother.  Do it like you, Chris.  Chris, what's the matter?

L-AY1 K-L-EH1 R-IY0-Z B-R-AH1 DH-ER0 D-UW1 IH1 T-L-AY1 K-Y-UW1 K-R-IH1-S K-R-IH1 S-W-AH0-T-S DH-AH0 M-AE1 T-ER0


It wouldn't work like this.

IH1 T-W-UH1 D-L-AH0-N T-W-ER1 K-L-AY1-K DH-IH1-S


yeah sure.


how many?


Oh gee.


Do you still feel like that?

D-UW1 Y-UW1-S T-IH1-L F-IY1-L L-AY1-K DH-AE1-T


Because you can't feel like that anymore Chris, you hear me?  I mean everything that you have, you deserve.  And that includes me.  And your father?  Your father put hundreds of planes in the air, you should be proud.  A man should be paid for that.

B-IH0 K-AO1 Z-Y-UW1 K-AE1-N-T F-IY1-L L-AY1-K DH-AE1 T-EH2 N-IY0 M-AO1-R K-R-IH1 S-Y-UW1 HH-IY1-R M-IY1 AY1 M-IY1 N-EH1 V-R-IY0 TH-IH2-NG DH-AE1 T-Y-UW1 HH-AE1 V-Y-UW1 D-IH0 Z-ER1 V-AH0-N-D DH-AE1 T-IH0-N K-L-UW1-D Z-M-IY1 AH0-N D-Y-AO1-R F-AA1 DH-ER0 Y-AO1-R F-AA1 DH-ER0 P-UH1-T HH-AH1-N D-R-AH0-D Z-AH1-V P-L-EY1-N Z-IH0-N DH-AH0 EH1 R-Y-UW1 SH-UH1-D B-IY1 P-R-AW1 D-AH0 M-AE1-N SH-UH1-D B-IY1 P-EY1-D F-AO1-R DH-AE1-T


What would I do with a fortune?

W-AH1 T-W-UH1 D-AY1 D-UW1 W-IH1 DH-AH0 F-AO1-R CH-AH0-N


I know.  It's going out of style isn't it?

AY1 N-OW1 IH1-T-S G-OW1 IH0 NG-AW1 T-AH1-V-S T-AY1 L-IH1 S-AH0-N T-IH1-T


What?


Well the plan was to kind of sneak up on you over a period of a week or so.  But uh- they take it for granted that we're all set.

W-EH1-L DH-AH0 P-L-AE1 N-W-AA1-Z T-UW1 K-AY1-N D-AH1-V S-N-IY1 K-AH1 P-AA1 N-Y-UW1 OW1 V-ER0 AH0 P-IH1 R-IY0 AH0 D-AH1 V-AH0 W-IY1 K-AO1-R S-OW1 B-AH1 T-AH1 DH-EY1 T-EY1 K-IH1-T F-AO1-R G-R-AE1-N T-AH0-D DH-AE1 T-W-ER0 AO1-L S-EH1-T


How did you know?


Anne, I love you.  I love you a great deal.  I love you!

AE1 N-AY1 L-AH1 V-Y-UW1 AY1 L-AH1 V-Y-UW1 AH0 G-R-EY1-T D-IY1 L-AY1 L-AH1 V-Y-UW1