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Time to Die – part 3
Hebei Province, China, the year is 1900 and Cable lies face-down in swamp, with Deadpool resting one foot on the back of Cable's head. Deadpool declares that he was just minding his own business, traveling through time to re-write key portions of American history, when all of a sudden this white-haired dude, who he has totally never met before, and a bunch of teenagers show up to give him grief. 'Fight, fight, fight, time jump, time jump, time jump... hey look, you want the nitty-gritty, go pick up Deadpool vs. X-Force #1 and 2. I'm not going to reverse-spoiler for you' he remarks, adding that they are in China in the year 1900, around the time of the Boxer Rebellion, and he has a dog collar around Cable's neck that inhibits his every move. 'We cool?' Deadpool asks, while Cable's muffled response through the water is full of expletives.
Deadpool looks at the controls to the collar, 'Okay, let's h, this is see now. Where was I...' he begins, as he presses one of the buttons, and instantly, Cable stands up, splashing water around. 'You... son... of... a...' Cable utters, while Deadpool exclaims 'Oh, this is awesome!' He then starts clicking away at the control device, and Cable moves around, following the commands of the controls. 'See, I've got it now!' Deadpool exclaims. 'Lefft! Left! Left! Right! Left!' he orders Cable, before he bursts into song. “I don't know but I've been told” he sings at one side of Cable, before ducking over to the other and echoing those words. Energy seeps out around Cable's left eye.
'”That gray hair makes you look old” Deadpool sings as he presses another button, causing Cable to raise his bionic arm to salute Deadpool, who moves over to the other side and repears his song. Cable stands in the middle of the swamp, with Deadpool continuing to sing, when suddenly, he notices in the bushes nearby some resistance. 'Time to make some people dead!' he exclaims, adding that he has been wanting to try this one all morning, and presses the red button on the control. Cable raises his weapon, 'Damn you, Wade, don't make me do this...they're innocent soldiers! This is not our war!' Cable calls out, before he starts to open fire on the resistance. Cable drops to his knees: 'Oh, you missed all of them? What the heck is wrong with this thing?' Deadpool wonders as he examines the control, unaware that Cable was able to use his telekinesis to bend the bullets up and over the soldiers' heads, but he realizes that he cannot let this mercenary know that he is still in control of his mutant powers, not until he learns the truth about Wilson's time-hopping mission. 'Talbot sent you back... to save his grandson... why are you... wrecking history?' Cable asks. 'Grandson? Dude, I'm a merc, not a nanny!' Deadpool replies. 'Then why did Talbot send you back?' Cable asks. 'So America could kick ass! Hoo hah!' Deadpool exclaims, adding 'Okay, lemme explain it to you nice and slow, ya big lummox...'.
In 1777, Cannonball and Boom-Boom are on the battlefield at Germantown, Pennsylvania, instructed to make sure the American rebel army loses the battle. 'Have you noticed that musket balls are a little bigger than bullets?' Boom-Boom calls out as she tosses some of her plasma time-bombs about. 'Don't distract me. I'm having an ironic moment right now' Cannonball replies as he blasts through the air, alongside an actual cannonball that was shot from a nearby cannon.
Deadpool tells Cable that the Americans eventually won the War of Independence, but that was not good enough for Franny Talbot, no, the Americans have to dominate the Brits from the beginning and take over the empire and all of its awesome military might.
In 1863, Domino and Warpath are having to contend with a now high-tech army. Warpath smashes his way through the troops, while Domino fires her weapons at the strange robots used by the army.
Deadpool tells Cable that in the Civil War, where it is important that the ultra-powerful union loses, and the confederates take control, of the ultra-advanced war machines of the US government.
Back in 1900, members of the resistance crouch behind some reeds and observe Deadpool and Cable, as Deadpool remarks 'Anyhoo, now the confederate-run US-of-A is getting their global empire on, and preparing to tackleb the next big impediment – the Empress of Peking herself, who rules over the most heavily fortigied city on Earth. Deadpool slowly reaches back for his weapon, and bringing it forward opens fire, 'Which means it's time for #$%&$##$%%&%#$%$' as he opens fire on the resistance soldiers. Now it makes sense to Cable. Francis Talbot doesn't regret his war profiteering, nor the death of his grandson. He sent Cable back here so he'd be killed  and out of the way, and he sent Wade Wilson back to change history and transform America into a bloodthirsty, war-mongering super power, giving Talbot vast wealth and unchecked power. Deadpool, kicks, shoots and slices his way through the resistance, and holding up the control asks 'Hey, why am I doing all the killing myself, huh?? Hup to it, soldier! I have a feeling we'd make a pretty kick-ass team -' he begins, before the controls explode in his hand. He looks over to Cable, who has telekinetically removed the collar from his neck, and glares back at Deadpool. 'But... but... you could do that this whole time?' Deadpool asks. 'You seem to be the chatty type. I knew if I played along you'd tell me everything. 'You're going to hurt me now, aren't you?' Deadpool replies. 'Yes. Very much so' Cable responds.
'Well, it's going to be pretty hard to kick me arse – without a head!' Deadpool exclaims as he picks up a sword and lunges forward, preparing to decapitate Cable, but Cable blocks the blade with his bionic arm. 'Oooh, nice way to keep those body metaphors flowing there' Deadpool remarks. 'Can you just shut up?' Cable replies, as he slams his fist into Deadpool, knocking his foe backwards. Deadpool lands in the water, but opens fire with the gun that he holds, 'Come on! Will one of you bullets just stick a landing already?' Deadpool shouts, while Cable uses his telekinesis deflect the bullets with ease. 'Clearly I need bigger bullets' Deadpool mutters, tossing the gun aside. He piccks up Cable's gun, 'Crickey, does this thing shoot bullets or personal massage devices?' he jokes. 'Whoa...it's starting to vibrate! I was right!' Nate, you'rew one kinky mut-' Deadpool begins as the large weapon shakes in his hand, before the end of it is lifted up and smacks Deadpool in the face. Cable then uses his telekinesis to levitate the gun over to him. Deadpool lifts up the lower part of his mouth and blows some blood out of his nose, muttering that he thinks Cable broke his nose. 'Good news. Your nose is the least of your worries' Cable replies as he takes the gun and opens fire, blasting Deadpool to pieces – literally. 'Rest in pieces, Deadpool' Cable remarks as he puts the large gun back in its holster, before he time-slides away. 'My nose still hurts' Deadpool's remains utter as they float about in the swamp water.
In 1863, Domino opens fire on several soldiers, as she discovers that even the best of odds can be overwhelmed by sheer numbers. As one of the large robots prepares to fire at Domino, Cable arrives in this time period, and grabs Domino, pulling her to safety. 'This isn't what I remember about the Civil War...' Domino remarks as she runs alongside Cable, who tells her that he can fix the Time-Stream, but he needs her and Warpath to hold off both sides a little longer. 'Wait – why does it matter, if you can go back and fix the original moment where the timeline skewed?' Domino asks. Cable explains that it is too late for that, as that nutcase mercenary has screwed up too many things. 'This is all just triage until I can -' Cable starts to say, before Domino goes wide-eyed and exclaims 'Cable, move!' A large crab-like tank appears over them, and aims its cannon at them. 'Remember what I said, Dom' Cable tells his companion, who rushes back into the battle, while Cable leaps towards the tank, and there is an explosion as he time-slides. 'Domino? Can you hear me? Was Cable in the middle of... that?' Warpath asks via communicator.
In 1777, Boom-Boom is sitting down, clutching a wound on her right side which she received from musket fire. She is bleeding to death and wonders what it will be like to die in a century other than her own. Cannonball continues to blast his way across the battlefield and knows it is only a matter of time before utter exhaustion takes him out of the sky. Sooner than later, he is going to have to stop. But he grits his teeth and carries on.
Back in 1900, Deadpool's body has reformed. The scars that cover his body can be seen as he is naked save for his mask, gloves and some costume scraps that he has wrapped around his waist. 'And you were there, too, Nathan. And that annoying little mutant baby you always had strapped to your chest – wait a minute. Wrong continuity' Deadpool remarks. Deadpool sits on one of the blodies floating in the sawmp, “Fight, fight fight, time jump, time jump, time jump...” he mutters, before wishing that he gave a little more detail on this one. 'But I pretty much remember the deal' he decides, before kicking his time machine, it is broken. 'I know exactly what to do next' he declares, grabbing two swords he gets to his feet, and approaches another contingent of the resistance which has gathered nearby. 'And this time...nobody'd better get in my way!' he calls out. 'Mr Hot Pants is back! Destroy him!' one of the soldiers calls out – at least, that is the loose translation. 'Mr Hot Pants?' Deadpool asks as he starts to carve his way through the soldiers.
Deadpool makes his way to a temple, 'Yo. S'up. She in?' he asks two soldiers out the front. He enters the temple, where the Empress stands up from her throne. 'You have a lot of nerve showing your face around here, buddy' she declares, at least, loosely translated. Deadpool's mask is off, and he replies 'Like I said before, sweetness, I didn't come here for you. I came here for your throne'. The Empress goes over to Deadpool and slaps him: 'You said you just had to use the bathroom!' she exclaims. Deadpool puts his mask back on and tells her thsat he is not here to rehash old times. He then knocks her aside and goes over to the throne. He lifts up a panel and underneath it sits another time machine. 'I'm here to rehash old times using my backup portable time machine' Deadpool declares.
Germany, specifically the Burger Braukeller, November 1923, where Adolf Hitler is drinking some beer. He looks up and wipes his mouth as energy glows from a teleport. 'Hey, Adolf' a voice calls out. It's Deadpool, and he is wearing a new samurai-inspired costume, and is loaded with numerous weapons. 'Come with me if you want to live!'


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Time to Die – part 4
'Are you looking for a recap? Hey, here's a wild suggestion...go back and reread the first three issues!' Deadpool exclaims as he holds a very large gun in the year 1944. 'Okay, okay, fine...long story short: I was hired to warp American history. This glowy-eyed dude named “Cable” and a bunch of moody teenagers are trying to stop me' Deadpool announces. He adds that an important part of his warping is keeping Adolf Hitler alibe and well into the 1960s. He declares that he is not into all this “Nazi crappola” and claims that he is just playing along for the money. 'Problem is, time travel's been invented. Go ahead. Ask somebody the one thing they'd do if they had a time machine and it's... hang on a sec'. Deadpool remarks, interrupting himself as he sees the glow of a time-travel signature. 'Here comes another one, Aidey' he calls out to Hitler, who is eating a sandwich nearby. A handsome time traveler armed with a gun and some fancy googles appears, 'Oh! Em! Gee! It worked! I'm totally here! In the same room as Adolf Hitler!' he declares. 'Psst. Yo. Dorkus Malorkus' Deadpool calls out. The time traveler looks puzzled, 'You're not Adolf Hitler! Who are -' he begins to enquire, before Deadpool fires the large weapon he is holding which vaporizes the time traveller.
'How many is that? Can I go outside now?' Hitler demands, shaking his fists. 'Shut your pie-hole, Bristle-Up' Deadpool replies, before holding up his weapon, which is called a Time Gun Machine, with the tagline “Kills Them Forever”. Deadpool remarks that death is not enough, and to keep ol' Aidey here safe and sound, he has to use this special gun that not only kills the time-hopper, but travels back through his timeline until it finds the first moment of his potential existence and snuffs it out. Brief images of the time traveler's life flash by – being held by his parents shortly after his birth, riding a bike, playing football, kissing a girl, saluting as a soldier. Deadpool holds his Time Machine Gun over his shoulder and announces that now it is just a matter of waiting for that pouch-obsessed time traveler who looks like he is having a perpetual senior moment. 'Huh. Wonder when he could be?' Deadpool asks.
Cable is in 1977, his clothing in tatters, he holds his large gun and calls out to Boom-Boom and Cannonball, asking them to report in, while soldiers fire their guns in the distance. 'I let you down, Cable... I'm sorry' Tabitha “Boom-Boom” Smith replies from a nearby room, where she is slumped on the floor, clutching a wound. Cable moves towards her and tells her that he needs her to hold on, adding that they are almost through the worst of it. 'This is going to hurt' he admits, as he pulls from one of his pouches emergency cauterizing foam. However he did not bring any anaesthetic. Suddenly, Cannonball a.k.a. Sam Guthrie blasts nearby, 'Cable? Damn glad to hear your voice! Ah'm about to pass out from exhaustion' he informs Cable as he blasts past two soldiers who fire at him at close range. Cable contacts Cannonball and tells him that he needs him to draw up their fire as high as possible. 'They need to focus on you, not me' he explains as he helps Boom-Boom to walk alongside him. 'You can't kill them! They're patriots!' Cannonball exclaims as he blasts higher. 'I'm not going to kill anyone' Cable responds, adding that he is just giving history a little nudge. 'Ready, Tabitha? On my mark. Three... two... one...' Cable tells Boom-Boom, while the soldiers start firing their guns towards the ever-higher Cannonball.
Suddenly, the soldiers find their guns won't shoot anymore thanks to Cable's telekinesis. 'Just how are a bunch of jammed muskets and a broken cannon going to set things right?' Boom-Boom asks as she tosses a large plasma burst towards a nearby cannon, causing it to explode. Cannonball blasts down towards his teammates as Cable explains that they didn't need to defeat the Colonial troops, just give the British back the tactical edge Wade Wilson stole from them. 'In other words, history will sort itself out?' Boom-Boom asks. 'Right. And now we need to do the same thing at Gettysburg' Cannonball reports, as the trio time-slide away.
Cable, Cannonball and Boom-Boom re-appear in 1863, 'I don't believe it' Cable exclaims. 'What is it?' booom-Boom asks. 'No, look' Cable tells her. 'Heck, I don't believe you've brought us to another war zone' Cannonball remarks. The trio stand on the edge of a cliff, 'Just like you said. History sorted itself out' Cable remarks as they stare down at the fallen soldiers, robots and tanks. 'Yeah, we've had an interesting couple of hours. One minute we're fighting mechanized robots and ducking laser blasts -' Domino calls out as she and James “Warpath” Proudstar appear behind their teammates. 'And the next, it's just blue versus gray, and bullets, and screaming, and dying -' Warpath adds. Domino explains that they tried to stay out of the way until the three of them showed up. 'I take it this means we won?' she asks. 'If you want to call it that. Let's go home' Cable replies. But Boom-Boom declares that this doesn't make sense. 'We were there in 1777. we changed the past!' she points out. Cable tells her not to worry, and that their appearance will be considered folklore, mere ghost stoires. 'Lots of crazy things happen in the fog of war...' he adds, as they time-slide once more.
But as the heroes re-materialize in 1991, they find skyscrapers towering over them – along with large Sentinels with Nazi insignia towering over them, too. 'Okay, so maybe we did screw up the timeline a little...' Domino points out. 'What kind of Sentinels are these?' Warpath asks. 'Whatever happens, we go down fighting!' Cannonball exclaims. 'Or maybe, oh, I don't know, we time-slide right back out of this insanity?' Domino suggests. Cable grits his teeth 'No. We stand down' he informs his team. 'WHAT?' someone gasps. But Cable understands that the technology they are facing is far more advanced than his team realizes. They wouldn't survive an encounter with these Sentinels. 'Cable! What a pleasant surprise!' a voice exclaims. Cable looks up to see a man on a hover-pod, floating near a Nazi-Sentinel which has its hand at the ready, bursting with energy to release upon the mutants. 'Of course, I had a feeling you and your team might arrive at this exact place and moment. I entlisted these Panzer-Sentinels to welcome you' he remarks. 'Talbot!' Cable shouts angrily. 'So that's what this wild snipe hunt through time is all about, Talbot? To make you the richest man in the world?' Cable asks. 'You were hired by an alternate version of me. I honestly don't know what I was thinking. Anyway, my head of Mutant Services will be here any moment to discuss your severance...' Talbot responds.
1944, Adolf Hitler is playing a game of solitaire, while Deadpool is on the phone. 'They're where? And when? Great. And I've been wasting my time with Chuckles here' Deadpool remarks. 'Sorry, Aidey. Be right back' he calls out ot Hitler, who looks up urgently and kicks the card table over: 'Wait! What if another time-scoundrel appears to snuff out my life essence?' he asks. 'Huh. Good point' Deadpool agrees, before removing his mask and placing it over Hitler's face. 'Here. Just talk about Bea Arthur and Chimichangas a lot. Back in a flash' Deadpool remarks.
In 1991, a mask-less Deadpool, clad in a Nazi-armor appears, carrying his Time Machine Gun. 'Hey! Cable! It's been forever, man!' he exclaims. 'Wilson – you son of a b-' Cable begins. 'Whoa, whoa, whoa. Watch the rating, dude! This is the 90s!' Deadpool calls out. Talbot introduces Deadpool as his head of Mutant Affairs. 'But after these guys, all the mutants will be dead...?' Deadpool asks. 'Oh, I meant Head of Mercenary Affairs' Talbot corrects himself. Deadpool asks if the dental plan stays the same. 'You don't know what you've done, Wilson! It's not too late to set things right!' Cable calls out. Deadpool grins and raises the Time Machine Gun, 'So true! Which is why I'm going to kill you and your parents so that you never existed!' Deadpool declares, before asking 'By the way, Glowy Eye – who are your Mom and Pop? Because they're in for a rude surprise...' he remarks.
Cable scans his surroundings for a clean way out – but there are none. His team knows what's expected of them. Cable doesn't even have to ask, and they stand ready for action. 'Not liking these odds, Nathan' Domino remarks as she holds her small gun. 'Then change them' Cable replies before he and the heroes leap into action. Cannonball blasts upwards, straight into the leg of one of the Panzer-Sentinels, causing it to topple forward. Domino starts firing her gun, while Boom-Boom tosses her explosive time-bombs at another Sentinel, and Warpath leaps towards its face, while Cable rushes towards Deadpool, 'WILSON!' he roars, gun at the ready. 'You're going down!' Cable exclaims as he rushes past a woman in a Nazi outfit. 'Not on a first date I'm not!' Deadpool replies as he prepares to open fire. 'Erase him!' Talbot declare as he moves out of the way on his hover-pad. 'Say hi to your Momma for me!' Deadpool laughs as he opens fire, but misses the mutant hero, instead striking a man and woman nearby.
In 1967, a young man and woman hold hands. 'We should run off to the Haight-Ashbury! Join the hippies!' the man suggests. 'Man, I don't think our translator is even trying at this p-' the woman starts to reply, before they are erased from the timeline.
Back in 1991, Cannonball dodges a Sentinel's blast, while Warpath has landed on one of the Sentinel's heads. 'I'll tear you apart bolt by b-' he begins, before he is knocked off the Sentinel's head. 'Stand still while I erase your existence! Cable calls out. 'Talbot, can you make him stand still while I erase his existence, please?' he asks. 'Panzer-Sentinel Six! Stun the target!' Talbot instructs the Sentinel, and Cable is then flung into the side of a bus. Cable falls to the ground, and Deadpool stands on the broken bus, while Talbot hovers above him. Deadpool aims the Time Machine Gun, 'Look, I'm not one for long goodbye speeches...well, okay, I am. But in this case -' Deadpool begins. 'Just erase him already!' Talbot exclaims. 'Nice un-knowing you, Cable' Deadpool calls out, but as he opens fire, Deadpool is shocked to see Cable turn around, and using his telekinesis, easly deflects the shot to Talbot. 'Oh, no! My lega-' Talbot calls out before he is killed. And photos in the future, in the estate of Francis Talbot, family history wing, are suddenly erased.
Deadpool hangs his head and covers his face. 'Crap. So if he's erased, then I was never hired, and then this never – man, I'm gllad I won't remember any of this. How embarassing' Deadpool mutters, and as a portal opens around him, he starts to get sucked through it, while calling out 'Don't forget meeeee Naaaathaaaan...'. A portal opens around Cable and his team, he tells them to hold steady, as time is being re-written and none of them will remember any of it.
Hitler suddenly re-appears at the Burger Braukeller in 1923. 'Huh?' he asks, confused. He shakes his head and remarks that he just had the strangest dream. 'Well, I'd better pay for this beer' he decides, before pulling Deadpool's mask out of his pocket. 'What the...?' he wonders.
The future, or is that the present? It is 2:51 PM in the library. Cable stands before a bookcase, when suddenly, he remarks that he is having the strangest feeling of deja vu. He falls backwards when there is an explosion, and standing over him is Deadpool. 'You're Nathan, right?' Deadpool asks. He introduces himself and tells him that the weird thing is they have already met. 'I now this because I just read the first 20 pages of this comic!' Deadpool adds. 'What the hell are you talking about?' Cable asks. 'Run, Nathan, run! We're trapped in New Mutants #98! Jeeze! Where are my feet?' Deadpool asks.


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Games of Death
(Now)A gang of men waving money surround two praying mantises as they fight to the death. Just as one mantis is decapitated and declared the winner, a foot comes down and squashes it with a CRUNCH. “Ugh. Disgusting…” an elderly Chinese man remarks as he looks down at the bottom of his shoe. The owner of the mantis approaches the man, swearing, shouting and asking who he thinks he is to kill his mantis. “WHO AM I? WHO AM I? I AM WOO PING YEUN!” the elderly man shouts back, which causes the owner of the mantis to back away with a gulp.
(Two Days Ago)An old man in a wheelchair and breathing through an oxygen nasal cannula sits in front of an open fire. “You come highly recommended Mr. Wilson,” he remarks to Deadpool, who stands a short distance behind. The man then goes on to agree to Deadpool’s fee of one million dollars because he feels a man should get paid what he’s worth. But he warns Wade that his generosity should not be taken as a sign of weakness just because he is in a wheelchair.
The man explains he took many risks when he was young, including taking opiates and running in bull races at the same time. This caused him to lose the use of both legs, lose both testes and now he pees through a tube. “But I survived,” the man says. He then makes it clear to Deadpool that he wants him to give it 110% on his assignment. Deadpool agrees whilst picturing the old man as the Monopoly game’s Uncle Pennybags, complete with top hat and monocle, but wearing a T-shirt tabled “sucker.”
The man further explains that, despite his injuries, fertility doctors were able salvage some sperm and a “miracle boy,” Julian, was born. Julian had the best toys, the best schools and he had anything a boy could want. Unfortunately, spoiled lazy boys become spoiled lazy men and he created a monster. When the man presents him with a photo of Julian, Deadpool asks if he is an actor. “Yes. Acting,” the old man confirms. “The only profession one can claim without actually doing it.”
The man goes on, telling Deadpool how Julian’s acting jobs dried up to which the actor blamed reality TV for. Julian hated reality shows but eventually the old man stopped enabling his son to try and get him to grow up. “It was time to get off the teat.” The man hasn’t seen his son in a year but he heard word from a fellow actor that Julian was going to audition for a seedy Japanese reality game show. “The very thing he loathed.”
“Pain Factor?!” Deadpool remarks, looking at promotional photo. “It’s like UFC meets Survivor. Half the competitors are maimed. The other half are never seen again.” The man asks Deadpool to find out what happened to his son. And, if something bad happened, to make sure to punish whoever is responsible. To this, Deadpool informs Mr. Kilgore that these game shows are buried so deep underground you have to dig past China to find them. How does he propose he find them?. “With this,” Mr. Kilgore replies pulling out a mask from a draw. “A mask! Hey that’s…”
(Now)The owner of the mantis is now unconscious on the floor as “Woo Ping Yeun: father of the flying guillotine, renowned master of the patented serpent strike death touch” stands over him.
(Then)Mr. Kilgore explains that the real Woo Ping Yeun is a renowned gambler who has gambled away a chain of successful children’s dojos worth tens of millions and now is in debt. Yeun was willing to lay low while his identity was used for this operation. Everyone knew Grand Master Yeun was broke, he explains. They just made it clear he was interested in making some money, fast. “And lo and behold we got a bite.”
Mr. Kilgore tells Deadpool that he will be traveling to international waters to a remote island where the game show is taped. The owner of the show lives on the self-sufficient island and, once Deadpool sets foot on there, Mr. Kilgore will be powerless to help if something goes wrong.
Wade summaries his operation to Mr. Kilfore: “You want me to travel to an impenetrable remote island, compete in an illegal winner-takes-all game show where the contestants fight for their lives for a cash prize, and all of this is to find out what happened to your spoiled-rotten, failed actor son?”
“Uh…yes” the man replies.
“Mr. Kilgore I’m good with that.”
(Now)Deadpool, now disguised as Woo Ping Yeun, is being shown to his room on the island by a female assistant. She makes sure “Yeun” is comfy and proceeds to warn him that guests shouldn’t leave their rooms at night because of wild animals. Deadpool asks the when he will meet the host of the show. “Tomorrow at the games. Again if there is ANYTHING you need…” she replies, caressing his face. “They call me Poo-en,” she says as she leaves.
Alone in his room “Yeun” takes out his sai and leaves to roam the island dressed as Deadpool. Unbeknown to him, he is being watched on CCTV by a man in a suit and a large muscular man. “Well, well. The guest of honor,. the man in the suit remarks. “This is pure ratings gold.”
BONG!!!! A Japanese man hits a larger metal cymbal as the host of the shows comes to greet all the contestants at breakfast. He welcomes them to the island then proceeds to psyche the contestants up. “As you know most of you will not return – at least not in the same way you came. And for one man who does make it out – he will have something no man can take away! He will have the admiration of millions.”
“ADMIRATION!” the contestants cheer.
“Not to mention a million dollars and a year’s supply of Cialis! Get your mojo going,” the host continues.
“MOJO,” the contestants cheer.
“So. Let’s get this party started,” the host goes on. “PAIN FACTOR!™ The show banned in every country except Bangladesh! And they’re working on it. I’m Gene Dell’abate – your host – and this is the fourteenth installment of the world’s most nefarious game show.”
Gene introduces the nine contestants vying for the one million dollars. Klaus Van Der Beek, a fourth-degree black belt. Crazy Boy, president of the notorious Mexican biker gang, “the Cretins.” Kariem Williams, a fan-favorite amongst martial arts enthusiasts and zaftig white women. Fu Ji, known for his over the top Kung-Fu antics and stylish attire. Viper, with twenty years of black-ops under his belt, this mercenary is sought after for war crimes and human rights violations. Jed Booker, this legendary Texas ranger was fired from the force due to repeated allegations of excessive force. Master Woo Ping Yeun, like week-old Chinese take-out, this contestant never loses his flavor. Eightball, straight out the mean streets of Red Hook, Brooklyn. And finally, Vito, martial arts instructor to the stars.
The first game involves running through trenches towards a finishing line as giant boulders hurtle towards contestants. Vito is the first to be eliminated as a boulder decapitates him. Master Yeun, however, nimbly jumps over the boulders to win the round. P>
Eightball is incinerated in the second round, which comprises of escaping an explosion on mini-bikes. In the third round, Jeb Booker is killed as contestants must run on treadmills, or else they will fall into a wood chipper. Round four has all the contestants in a circle holding a gun to the man standing next to him. Five guns are fake but one is real, which Viper finds out as he is shot in the head.
Klaus Van Der Beek is eaten alive in round five as the men have to pogo across an area filled with killer African red ants. In round six, Fu Ji is blown up when he fails to catch a ball made of TNT during a volleyball game.
With three contestants left round seven begins which involves the men skating around a roller-derby rink full of booby traps. Crazy Boy elbows both other contestants out the way but fails to see a giant circular saw and is cut in two.
As Yeun and Kariem, the two remaining contestants, catch a break between rounds, the host of the show enters the arena. Getting his film crew to show a close up of Crazy Boy’s remains, he remarks you don’t see brains on the Apprentice. He approaches Yeun and remarks this is where the games get really interesting, as they have themselves a little twistaroonie. Only in this case: TWO twists. He then rips the mask of Yeun’s head revealing him to be Deadpool, who is wearing his trademark red and black costume. Gene then reveals the second twist of a last minute contestant, the large muscular man who was accompanying him earlier. “He’s a half-ton of malicious fun. He’s a lover, a poet – no he’s not. He’s a total savage. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the beast from the east… BATAAR.”
As the final round begins, Bataar takes out a battle-axe, Kariem has a chainsaw and Deadpool is equipped with his katana. Bataar swings and chops off Kariem’s afro, which causes the man to drop his chainsaw on his own foot. Deadpool takes the opportunity to attack Bataar but the man charges forward and uses his “elephant stomping technique” to snap Deadpool’s leg. Kariem attacks Bataar from behind, then runs and grabs a flamethrower off the wall. He blasts the man with fire but it isn’t enough, as Bataar chops him in two with his axe.
“Now little man… it’s just you and me,” Bataar exclaims looking at Deadpool.
All of a sudden, a trapdoor with a tiger in opens up next to Wade. He maintains his balance but the tiger slashes his face. Deadpool leaps out the way of another swing from Bataar and then psyches himself up by licking the blood from the tiger wound. “Okay… let’s do this.”
Deadpool and Bataar charge at each other’s, weapons drawn, until they collide. As both move past each other they come to a stop. Bataar starts laughing hysterically but Deadpool doesn’t move. “Wait for it… Waiiit fooooor it… YES!” he exclaims as Bataar splits in two.
The host comes out he talks into the camera. “We have ourselves a winner! And as sad as I am to lose Bataar – friends come and go – but video is forever.” Deadpool is then presented with a giant novelty check of one million dollars as the host wraps up the show. As the cameras stop rolling, the host orders the crew to kill Deadpool, much to the merc’s surprise. However, he soon chops the men into pieces in front of the still rolling cameras. Deadpool then turns on the host. “Someone’s got some ‘splainin’ to do” he says as he grabs the man by the hair.
“Now get ready for a little twistaroonie of my own,” Deadpool announces. Remember the reason he came to this island… to find you-know-who? “Ta-da… hello Julian,” he says as he rips a rubber mask off the host’s head, revealing him to be the man he has been searching for. Julian Kilgore smiles nervously, stating that he can explain, but Deadpool ignores him and starts slashing him with his katana.
(the Next Day)Deadpool meets with Mr. Kilgore at his home again, once more sitting in front of his open fire. He shows the man a picture of his dead son and tells him the person responsible for his death has paid. Mr. Kilgore hands over a briefcase with one million dollars inside but Deadpool “tsk tsks”... stating that it looks a little light to him.
The confused Kilore asks what he means. One million dollars. That’s what they agreed on. Every cent there. “Uh-uh. It’s TWO million,” Wade replies, claiming he also won the contest. When Kilgore begins to ask what does that have to do with him, Deadpool explains that he had been set up and he was sent to the island as a gift for Kilgore’s son in the aim to improve the show’s ratings. How could a failed actor like Julian get that type of cheddar to bankroll and operation like that? Only one way pal: He’d have to have a sugar daddy… or a REAL daddy. .
Mr. Kilgore then confesses to his disappointment in his son and says he would rather his son be a criminal than a bum. At least it was something he was passionate about. He just wanted him to have some… purpose… “
Deadpool then wheels Mr. Kilgore closer to the fire. “Show me the money or you’re gonna get a tan.” Mr. Kilgore hands over another briefcase and tells Wade to count it. “Count it? Hm Let’s see. You hired me to travel to a remote island to compete in a game show where contestants fight for their lives and a cash prize… only to discover the subject of my search – your spoiled rotten, failed actor son – was actually the host and would try to kill me!”
Sheepishly, Kilogre confirms, eying the flames before him. “Nah, It’s cool! I trust you,” Deadpool says as he walks away from the man, who stares sadly into the fire.


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Head Trip - Part One
Deadpool, the “merc with the mouth,” Wade Wilson, while being crudely shoved into a confined metallic space, pleads with a yellow arm of the man doing the shoving that they should wait and consider other options. His pleas are refused, as are his quirky remarks: “I forgot my toothbrush. Wait, I’ve got to use the little mercenaries room!” The window of opportunity is closing, replies the yellow-garbed man and, with Wade’s requests denied, the door to Deadpool’s confined compartment is closed as well. The compartment, in fact an escape pod, is shot from an orbital station with a “Fwoom!” Reentry awaits it below.
The space pod careens back into the Earth’s atmosphere at overwhelming speeds which cause ignition of various non-metal objects in its compartment... including Deadpool. At first, Deadpool thinks that he is lucky enough to be wearing a fireproof suit, but discovers swiftly he is not. Keeping his humor, however, Wade shouts to himself “Flame on!” though he thinks to himself that the entire ordeal hurts quite a bit.
The pod rockets over snow capped land, presently inhabitant by living hairy mastodons. Continuing on its journey, the flaming pod crosses over swamp enriched jungle and a deep forest home to the most peculiar of residents: a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Crossing a mountain, Deadpool eventually crash lands violently into an open field with a loud “Ba-Boom!” leaving in its wake a large streak of torn earth and a small crater. Having survived, though barely, Wade groans and weakly climbs out of the pod, his skin chipped and burnt from the inferno during his fall back to the ground. Immediately greeting him is a man Wade imagines to be a spear-wielding blond man, clad in a loin cloth and accompanied by a large, cute cat.
In reality, the man is Ka-Zar, guardian of the Savage Land, and the cat the saber-toothed tiger, Zabu. Visibly unamused, Ka-Zar looks down upon the weakened and charred form of Deadpool, inquiring if Wade knows his identity. Deadpool incorrectly guesses Johnny Weismuller, which he supposes to himself that the jungle man couldn’t possibly know who that is. He follows with a second incorrect guess, Buster Crabb, to which he thinks it’s even worse. Ka-Zar, unimpressed and annoyed by Deadpool’s incorrect guesses, states “I am Ka-Zar, and I watch over the Savage Land. I think you better explain who you are and what you’re doing here.”
Six hours earlier…
Aboard an orbiting space station, Wade Wilson and several men in yellow…
“Honey, Mr. Wilson? Is that a euphemism?” a man whom in Deadpools overactive imagination seems to be one of five beekeepers asks. The man in question, actually Sub-Commander Blake of A.I.M., ignores Deadpool’s subsequent rambling about honey being used on pancakes, waffles and Tera Patrick’s stomach. Instead, Blake confirms his control over the space station facility and the upcoming mission which he’ll be sending Deadpool on. The mission: a simple insert-and-grab. However, Blake describes the mission as something the likes of regular A.I.M. agents are incapable of doing themselves. Deadpool takes Blake‘s description and twists it into a blunter description: “Your people would die. I wouldn’t.” Blake, caught off guard at first and shifting in his seat, reluctantly agrees.
Sub-Commander Blake continues to detail the schematics of Deadpool’s upcoming mission. Three weeks ago, HYDRA placed a team of bio-weapon scientists into the Savage Land to ascertain natural toxins that could be potentially turned into weapons. Deadpool’s secondary identity, living only in thought, entertains the information by saying -- in a sense -- to Deadpool “I thought these guys were HYDRA.” Deadpool, in proper thought, corrects his subsidiary, declaring the two groups interchangeable.
Blake divulges more information to Deadpool: An operative embedded into the HYDRA bio weapon team has recently reported that HYDRA has made a rather substantial find. Something of such importance that the team has requested a deadly trained and heavily-armed HYDRA retrieval squad to interject and pull everything out. Blake also tells Deadpool that the entry into the Savage Land must be done as secretly as possible, which means there will not be a parachute deployed on Deadpool’s pod. Anything more would immediately alert HYDRA, making the pod a target for a missile. To this, Deadpool notes aloud why Blake wants him for the mission: no one else would survive reentry into the atmosphere without a parachute.
Deadpool next asks exactly what he’ll be retrieving, but Blake dances around the question, providing limited details except for that his embedded agent had limited time to convey the information. Blake does, however, reassure Deadpool that the package will be primed and prepared for safe extraction. Blake calls the mission a “simple insert and grab.”
Deadpool remarks that the mission no longer seems so simple, citing that being immolated while reentering Earth’s atmosphere and smacking the surface of the planet at an estimated “bagillion miles per hour” requires more than a previously agreed one million dollars. Before he can even mutter the newly requested two million, Blake interrupts and agrees. Deadpool goes on; one million to insert, one million to grab. Blake again agrees. “That’s two million,” Deadpool says. Blake replies simply “Done.” Deadpool thinks to himself “Slick,” his secondary persona responding “I taught him that.”
Now…
In the Savage Land, a still badly burned Deadpool dresses into his signature red and black costume while, in the meantime, telling Ka-Zar he’ll be on his way as soon as he intercepts his contact and retrieves the possible weapon. As always, Deadpool jokes blatantly, saying he’ll not step on any roaches or eat any molerats. Ka-Zar, still finding no humor in the charred stranger and now even more alert that he’s brandishing weapons, regards the situation as a present disturbance that he must investigate. Deadpool warns him of HYDRA, describing them as men in green with snakes on their shirts, while pulling on his mask.
Ka-Zar seems disturbed by Deadpool’s mask and, when Deadpool asks him why he’s staring - asking if he’s got a booger, Ka-Zar tells Deadpool to follow him, saying there’s something important the mercenary should see. Confused, Deadpool asks what this thing is, but Ka-Zar tells him to see for himself. As always, the never serious Deadpool asks if they’ll be swinging on vines. Ka-Zar rushes away, saying “Possibly.”
The two arrive at a place Ka-Zar calls “The Valley of the Head Hunters.” Deadpool cautiously thinks “You had to ask” to himself. Deadpool describes the people he sees as “lookalike extras from 10,000 B.C.”. Ka-Zar dismissingly assures the mercenary that it’s the Savage Land but, more importantly, that he really wants Deadpool to see this mysterious destination first-hand and up-close. The two walk to an edge of a cliff and Deadpool suddenly shouts “By Odin’s Beard!” his secondary persona correcting “He mean’s `Holy Crap.”
“My God, that’s… Me!”
Ka-Zar has lead Deadpool to a fifty-foot stone statue, and this statue is carved in the likeness of none other than Deadpool himself. Ka-Zar tells the distraught Deadpool that, when he put on his outfit, he immediately recognized the resemblance. Ka-Zar tells Deadpool that he must leave him, stating that, with the things going on in the Savage Land and his recent discovery that HYDRA is present, he must look into everything. He also tells Deadpool to be careful, and that the Savage Land is fraught with exotic dangers. Deadpool nonchalantly interrupts, still distraught over the statue. However, when Ka-Zar asks what he said, Deadpool plays it off and wishes him good luck. He also suggests that perhaps their paths may cross again, to which Deadpool’s sub persona quips “Fat chance.”
Once Ka-Zar has departed, Deadpool composes himself and begins venturing further into the camp below and toward his mysterious moniker. Keeping covered with brush, he thinks to himself “Maybe they think we’re a God,” talking to his secondary personality, his “brain.” His brain responds “Maybe we are,” to which Deadpool proper thinks “Cool.” While on his way in stealthily proceeding toward the statue, Deadpool imagines himself as some type of highly respected deity-king in a tuxedo. “Nice,” he thinks.
Suddenly, while inspecting the situation in close proximity but well out of sight, Deadpool is snuck up on. Instinctively, he cold clocks the person who snuck upon him: a woman - a beautiful woman - whom he immediately becomes smitten with. She is light-skinned, with long blonde hair. Along with hiking shoes, she wears short khaki shorts and a blue pocket shirt, opened enough to display ample cleavage. The woman, wide-eyed through her glasses, seeming woozy and in shock at being struck, tells Deadpool she saw him with “the jungle man” and tried to make contact with him sooner. Deadpool, in proper fashion, hallucinates her as being all smiles and clad in a leopard skin bikini, glad to have him carrying her in his arms. She mumbles something he can’t quite understand to Deadpool and when he asks what she said, calling her dear, he awakens into the real world again to discover that although he is actually carrying her by the waist, she’s not at all pleased. Pounding on his back, she says again “Your sword is digging into my back!”
Back to reality, Deadpool puts her down and asks who she is. She tells him that her name is Dr. Betty Swanson and that she’s Deadpool’s A.I.M. contact. She also tells Deadpool that she arrived with the HYDRA science team and, that if things went according to plan, she was to have the weapon packaged and ready for extraction. Unfortunately, things have not gone according to plan, and that the weapon has fallen into the hands of the Head Hunters, the same people who built the statue of Deadpool. Dr. Betty tells Deadpool that since the Neanderthals -- an affectionate title Deadpool gives to the cave men himself -- have obtained the weapon, that HYDRA is sending in a strike force, so they need to hurry. As Betty leads Deadpool to her observation blind, he asks her what exactly he’s supposed to grab. Like Blake before her, however, she dodges the question, saying they just need to hurry before the attack team arrives.
Procuring a revolver from her equipment Dr. Betty continues her bleak description of the weapon by saying it’s extremely hazardous, meaning she has to get to it before Deadpool and make sure it’s packaged and secure before he takes possession of it. She tells Deadpool that she’s tagging along, but other than her getting the weapon, it’s his show. She also asks him “What’s the plan, hot-shot mercenary?”
Stroking his chin, as if in deep thought, Deadpool thinks “Maybe she should be told that, regardless of how dangerous the weapon is, he can’t be hurt by it.” His secondary thought pattern intercedes, stating “Shut up! She wants to come with us.” Aloud, Deadpool acts as though he’d been pondering over a possible course of action. Suddenly, he snaps his fingers, saying he’s got the perfect plan. He requests Betty’s gun and says she’ll definitely appreciate his plans cleverness and subtlety. Now acting very serious, Deadpool tells Dr. Betty that this plan is extremely complex; it has wheels turning inside of wheels turning. She’ll need to pay attention to everything he says. He demands to know if she can do that. She says she can, though she stutters a bit on the response.
One minute later, Deadpool ambushes a nearby group of cavemen in a vicious fashion, killing many in very fast rhythm. He thinks “My kung-fu is strong.” After dispatching the group, he thinks “We win.” His brain persona tells him to check and see if Betty is still digging them. He turns, tells her that everything’s okay. Unless, of course, he then adds, a larger group of cave men attack. A moment later, mute with shock, Dr. Betty silently points behind Deadpool. He looks behind him, and can only think “Oh hell.” He quickly turns to face the horde of attacking cave men. Drawing his gun, Deadpool reminds himself not to soil himself in front of the girl. A few moments later, as they are overrun, his sub thought tells him that now is an okay time to soil himself.
Some time afterwards, the two are being carried horizontally on stick to which they have been tied. Dr. Betty angrily tells Deadpool that she’d been observing them for over a week from that blind and was never even in the slightest danger of even a close call, but that he shows up and within an hour she’s captured by savages. Deadpool seems hurt by this in thought, though immediately follows up that it happens all the damn time. He also asks aloud where the tunnel they’re being carried on sticks their tied to down leads. Betty, still angry, tells him she doesn’t know, but also says she doesn’t want to end up in a “stew pot” because she went to Cal Tech and doesn’t deserve this. Deadpool tells her “Don’t worry Dr. Betty. I’m going to get you out of this.” to which she replies “Please don’t call me ‘Dr. Betty.’”
The duo are brought to the Head Hunter’s ornately dressed who Betty surmises is probably a shaman or something, though admits she’s a biologist not an anthropologist. Flashing the Vulcan greeting with one hand, Deadpool announces that they come in peace. To this he adds “now,” not before when he was shooting everybody, but now.
Snarling in his own language, the leader calls Deadpool “a tool” and orders his underlings to bring him to the “Holy One.” Lead forward and alone at spear tip, Deadpool finds himself in another chamber. Aghast, Deadpool exclaims “No way! That’s impossible!” Surrounded by various Head Hunter guards and Head Hunter women is the decaying head of none other than Deadpool himself -- or at least, a Deadpool from an alternative dimension. Though decapitated, the animated and masked skull looks at the fully bodied Wade Wilson and says “Hiya handsome! Thanks for bringing me that fresh new body!”
Dr. Betty begrudgingly says aloud “That’s why I was supposed to box it up before you got here.” To this, Deadpool whispers “Whoa” thinks to himself.


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(Now)
Deadpool is standing in a warehouse surrounded by the bodies of armed men who have been shot, stabbed and had body parts sliced off. The voices in his head goad him into saying something witty until he finally gives in and says “Is there a doctor in the house?”
(Earlier)
Deadpool is in his apartment standing in front of a mirror with his costume on and singing to himself. The voices in his head start musing about how he needs to get paid, so he picks up “Black Ops Magazine” and finds an advert in it for Mercenary of the Year. The winner receives a year’s subscription and two hundred thousand dollars in cash and prizes.
An hour later, he is standing outside Vito’s Self-Storage warehouse. He walks into the facility and greets three other men inside. He asks one of the men when the auditions start and the man says to take a load off and they will be out soon. As he sits down, the man asks if he is Deadpool. Deadpool asks what gave it away, to which the man responds that he is a legend and has quite a rep in the community. If he knew Deadpool was coming, he would have saved himself the trip.
The man starts to smile and stare at Deadpool, which make him nervous. Deadpool asks if there’s a problem and the man removes a knife from his jacket whilst asking why would there be a problem. The man tries to stab Deadpool whilst the other two men stand up and come towards him. Deadpool grabs the first man’s arm and twists it so that he stabs the second man in the heart. He quickly kicks the remaining man in the stomach and unsheathes his katana. As he slices the first man’s head off, the third man holds a gun to the back of his head. However, Deadpool quickly spins around and chops off the hand holding the gun. He then stabs the man in the chest and asks if there’s a doctor in the house.
A young man in a white suit starts walking towards Deadpool and clapping. Wade immediately points a gun at the man and demands he starts talking. The man replies that he wants to hire Deadpool but he had trouble getting in contact with him, so he had to get creative as to getting his attention. Deadpool asks if the men were part of the plan and the young man replies that they were only supposed to rough Deadpool up a bit and that no-one was meant to get hurt.
Deadpool continues to hold the gun at the man’s head and demands he keeps talking. It turns out the man is in debt to a bookie who has threatened to kill him and his entire family if he doesn’t pay up the money he owes. But he doesn’t have the money. So he wants Deadpool to kill the bookie and chop him up into little bits.
Deadpool thanks the guy for wasting his time and starts walking away, but the man begs him to stay. He can pay half a million in cash and another half a million when the job is done. When Deadpool asks where he can get that kind of money from, the man says he has a monthly allowance from his dad. He goes on to explain that his grandfather invented rubber and he was a rubber baron. He can’t ask his father for all the money, though, as he thinks his son has a gambling problem.
Deadpool is still apprehensive, as he knows the man is bad at paying debts, however the young man begs him and says, as collateral, Deadpool can hold him to ransom and his father will pay the ransom fee. Deadpool starts imagining all the things he can do with one million dollars (mainly himself and large-chested young women riding bouncing balls) as the man continues to beg. Deadpool finally accepts and the youth tells him he knows exactly where the bookie lives.
(That Night, Harlem…)
Deadpool walks down a street and into an apartment building. All the people he passes give him odd looks due to his costume and weapons. He approaches a door and kicks it in. As he stands in the doorway, though, the entire apartment block explodes in a huge fireball.
Deadpool is thrown into the street below amongst the rubble. He gets up just as a man runs out of the building on fire. Wade tries to help the burning man but it is too late and the man soon dies. Deadpool directs his attention to a man who is standing next to him, filming the burning wreckage on his cam recorder. Deadpool tells him to call 911 but the man ignores him and continues to record the scene. Deadpool then starts yelling at him that there are people dying but the man only offers a cold and emotionless glance out of the corner of his eye. It is only when he starts to hear sirens that Deadpool suddenly realises that he was set up by the man in the white suit.
Deadpool returns to Vito’s Self-Storage warehouse and finds a janitor there. He asks him where Conrad, the man in the white suit, is. Deadpool says there were bodies all over the floor here yesterday but the janitor doesn’t know what he is talking about and says he should speak to Mister Vito. Deadpool leaves confused.
He goes to a bar called Knockers and orders some food and beer from an amply endowed waitress in a low cut top. When she asks him if there is anything else he’d like, he can only stare at her breasts and imagine marrying her. He is suddenly brought back to reality when he hears a news report about the explosion on the TV behind him. The TV reporter says they have exclusive footage of the attack at which point an image of Deadpool holding a stick of TNT appears on screen. Deadpool remarks that’s out of context and asks for the check as the other patrons in the bar start looking at him.
Elsewhere Conrad is sitting in an apartment talking to someone standing behind him. The same news report that Deadpool saw is on the TV and Conrad remarks that the footage is seamless and enquires how it was done. The other man replies that green screens were used and that they could even make Conrad look like a man. Conrad laughs sarcastically, to which the other man replies that, until he gets all his money back from Conrad, he hasn’t even started mocking him yet. He then asks Conrad to retell the story of how he lost all his money as he never gets sick of hearing it.
Conrad explains how Shantee Williams was a starting forward for the NY Kicks and how he is so rich he got into a fight outside a nightclub when he wouldn’t pay to go in. Deadpool just happened to be passing by at this point with a freshly bought pizza. As the fight broke out, Williams accidently knocked a pizza slice into Deadpool’s face. Instead on apologizing, he goaded Deadpool into a fight. Deadpool punched Williams to the ground, at which point the man reached for a gun in his jacket. However, Deadpool chopped off his fingers before he could pull the trigger.
Because Williams was such an important player, he was quickly rushed to the hospital and had his fingers surgically reattached. This was all hush-hush, of course, but the following week he was playing a big basketball game and he kept missing the hoop, which caused his team to lose. Conrad had a lot of money riding on that game and lost it all.
Grinning toothily, the other man, in fact the gangster Tombstone, replies that fate’s a bitch. All he knows is that he wants his money or Conrad will be buried next to Jimmy Hoffa.
Conrad says he still has a bet with Tombstone and, if he wins, he won’t owe Tombstone jack. Deadpool got him into this mess and the merc will get him out of it. Tombstone says he had better hope that’s the case, or else Conrad will owe him double. He will also be doing a little incentivizing to make sure Conrad comes through. Conrad then complains that the story keeps replaying over and over again on TV, so Tombstone sends him out to get some food.
Elsewhere, the news report of Deadpool is playing on another TV screen. The news reporter describes the explosion as an act of terrorism and that not much is known about the person responsible….only that he is named Deadpool. The room with the TV in it has knives and guns all over the walls and a collection of devices from notable super-villains. As the news reports continues, it describes Deadpool as being public enemy number one and states that local law enforcements and the F.B.I will work together in a manhunt to catch him and bring him to justice. Just as the news report finishes, a man takes one of the bigger guns off the wall. Scoffing at the word “justice,” the Punisher cocks his weapon.


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The waitress from Knockers who had served Deadpool is looking at a photo of him that two men have given her. She starts complaining how the freaks always sit in her section of the bar and that she must be some loser-magnet. She asks one of the men, “Detective Cates,” if Deadpool is dangerous and they explain that he blew up a building. She continues to say how she totally loves America and that she’ll do anything to help the men. Thanked for her sentiment, she is asked if Deadpool said anything that might help them find him. Unfortunately, she doesn’t know, as Deadpool just stared at her boobs the entire time and tried to smell her hair.
The two men interviewing her turn are, in fact, the Punisher and his associate Henry Russo, both of whom are wearing bad, fake moustaches and long coats to disguise their real personas. Henry is having trouble focusing on the waitress’s face, as she is still wearing a very low cut top as part of her uniform. When the Punisher quietly reminds him to look her in the eyes, he says he is like a moth to a flame. When the Punisher jokes that he should take a picture, Henry starts clicking a hidden camera and his jacket.
Before the waitress becomes too suspicious, Henry moves the conversation along and starts asking how Deadpool paid for his food. She responds by saying he paid with cash and that he also left her a creepy little picture he drew. When she says the picture also included a phone number, the Punisher asks to see it, to which the waitress says, “Sure. I think I remember where I put it.”
Shortly thereafter, both Henry and the Punisher are digging around in a dumpster behind the bar, whilst the waitress looks on. After the Punisher finds the piece of paper with the number, Henry is confident that they can catch Deadpool, “easy peasy.” The Punisher seems to admire Henry’s confidence but not so much his use of off vernacular.
Soon thereafter, both men are sitting in a surveillance van, listening in on Deadpool’s phone conversations. Henry remarks that he must be a stone-cold killer, as the stress points in his voice are “cool as ice water.” Punisher says that, although he is a murdering bottom feeder, he is still a professional, which is why he hasn’t kicked down the door yet. Just as he says this, Deadpool starts making a call for pizza, which comes as a relief to the Punisher, who thought it might be for more phone sex.
A pizza delivery boy drives up in a car and gets out. The Punisher is waiting for him and offers the boy one thousand dollars for his jacket, cap and pizza. Deadpool is sitting on his apartment’s couch without a mask on when a knock comes on the door. He asks who it is, to which the man on the other side replies “pizza.” Deadpool puts his mask on and looks through the spy hole in the door to see the Punisher in a green jacket and cap holding a pizza. Oblivious that it’s the Punisher in disguise, Deadpool lets him in.
Inaudibly, Henry confirms via ear-set radio that there are no other unfriendlies in the apartment. Deadpool asks how much the pizza was and the Punisher replies fifteen, to which Henry quickly corrects him that it was twenty. Deadpool apologizes for the amount of change he is giving him but then says that he could use it for laundry as the man smells a wicked-ripe.
With his back turned, Deadpool suddenly spies via a reflection on the jar of coins the Punisher drawing a weapon out of his jacket. Quickly, he flings the jar at the Punisher just as he shoots his energy gun. This causes some of the coins to be fired back at Deadpool, injuring him as if he’d been shot. Stunned for a second, Deadpool imagines the Punisher dressed up as Dr. Doom. The Punisher then fires a second blast directly into Deadpool’s right eye and says “compliments of the Tornado,” to which Henry corrects him that it was Torpedo.
Still conscious, despite the gaping hole in his head, Deadpool takes out his sword and chops the gun in two, whilst squaring up to the Punisher. However, the Punisher takes off the pizza boy’s jacket, revealing his costume and the mechanical tail of the Scorpion. Using the tail, the Punisher grabs Deadpool and thrusts his head into the ceiling whilst remarking that the device actually works. Henry replies, “Of course it works… I rebuilt it.”
Mrs. Jenson, Deadpool’s landlady and upstairs neighbor, is startled when Deadpool’s head bursts through her floor. Just as he apologizes that the rent may be a little late, he is dragged back down and thrust through the window. Deadpool quickly takes out his sword again and slices through the mechanical arm, which causes his to start falling to the street below. Even quicker, though, the Punisher uses one of Whiplash’s whips and ties of Deadpool by one of his legs and dangles him out the window. When asked by Deadpool if the Punisher will him, the Punisher clicks a button on the whip which causes a huge electrical surge to surge through the whip and thus Deadpool.
When the surge passes, the now smoldering Deadpool is no longer struggling and is now limp. Just as the Punisher starts hauling him up, Deadpool braces himself against the outside wall and pulls the man through the hole in the wall. This causes both men to crash down to a rooftop below, landing on their heads. The Punisher is knocked unconscious whilst Deadpool staggers away.
(Ten Minutes Later)
Deadpool is knocking on a door and willing the occupant to be home. Outlaw opens the door in a short NY Giants t-shirt and underwear. Deadpool compliments her on her short haircut as his voices compete in noting her throwback tee, with one remarking at the irony of her large breasts being contained by a tee labeled “Giants.” She helps him inside whilst he apologizes for his eye socket dripping on her floor. She replies that she shouldn’t worry; the cleaning lady comes this week.
Sitting on the couch, he leans his head on her chest and starts to go to sleep. However, Outlaw takes his head in her hands and tells him that he needs to stay awake and keep talking, otherwise he’ll go into shock. To that end, she asks him if it was true that he blew up a building full of people. When he says he was set up, she keeps him talking by getting him to tell her about the man who set him up. Outlaw finds it hard to make sense of what Deadpool is saying, as he starts mumbling about the fight with Punisher and imagining her as Bea Arthur.
Just then, Deadpool’s mobile phone rings, which Outlaw answers. Sitting in the surveillance van again, the Punisher is sewing up him wounds whilst Henry exclaims, “We got a hit.”
(Meanwhile)
Tombstone greets Conrad, as a gagged man is dragged toward them by two other men. Confused, Conrad asks what’s going on. Tombstone replies that the gagged man is Bunky and that he used to do collections for Tombstone. Conrad then notices a pen of giant boars with large tusks and glowing eyes. Asked what they are, Tombstone replies that he has raised the pigs since he was in sixth grade and they were fed some medical waste supplies a few years ago that made them change. Tombstone then takes a bucket of slops and throws it to the pigs, at which point Conrad notices human fingers and toes amongst the slops. Tombstone says they will eat whatever is put in front of them and the mother pig almost bit off his fingers at one point. He gestures to the other men, who promptly throw Bunky into the pen. Conrad looks on wide-eyed as Bunky is devoured by the pigs.
Tombstone then grabs Conrad’s head the pushes it down to the railings of the pen. His face is inches away from one of the snarling pig’s snouts. Tombstone threatens Conrad by saying he is going to humiliate the man first if he doesn’t pay his debt. Then he will throw him to the pigs. Tombstone demands that Conrad check in every day to make sure that he doesn’t run away. He then takes a device out of his jacket and presses it against Conrad’s neck, placing a chip under his skin. Tombstone now has Conrad chipped and will be able to monitor him wherever he goes.
(The Next Morning)
At Outlaw’s apartment, an unmasked Deadpool wakes up on the couch. He remarks to “Crazy Inez” that his eye has grown back and she “rooks maaaarevellllloous.” To this, she retorts that if he calls her “Inez” again, she’ll rip his eye back out. She then asks him what his next move is, to which he says that, though he’s like to sit around watching “I Love Lucy” reruns, he is probably being hunted by every card-carrying member. Outlaw offers to call Agent X but Deadpool says he needs to do this alone. Curious, he then asks how that “chunky monkey” is doing, to which Outlaw replies that he’s actually lost 14 lbs with Jennry Craig. To this, Deadpool notes that it’s only four hundred ninety more to go. Not bad.
Outlaw puts on a jacket and says she has to go for a bikini wax. Deadpool reaches for a sword and offers to do it for her, to which she replies that her boyfriend probably wouldn’t like that. Asked if she has a boyfriend now, Outlaw replies “sorta.” It’s a terrific guy she met on Ashley Madison.
Sidestepping this, Deadpool says he intends to visit the people at “Black Ops Magazine” to find out about the person who put the advert in the publication. Outlaw begins to offer “If there’s anything I can do,” to which Deadpool immediately perks up, only for Outlaw to rebuff him just as quickly. They continue to flirt as Deadpool puts on his mask.
A few moments after she has left, there is a knock at the door. Expecting that Outlaw has returned, Deadpool opens it, only to find the Punisher standing in the doorway with a sword raised above his head. Before Deadpool can act, the Punisher swipes the sword down, taking Deadpool’s his right arm off at the elbow. The Punisher then slashes across Deadpool’s stomach and chops his left arm off, just as Deadpool reached for a gun. Deadpool quickly kicks the Punisher in the chest, sending him flying backwards. Deadpool then charges head first, only for the Punisher to dodge out the way and stab Deadpool through the back.
Lying on the floor in a pool of blood, Deadpool professes his innocence. The Punisher adamantly claims there is video of the event, to which Deadpool claims that it was done with green screen. Undeterred, the Punisher raises the sword over his head once again to finish off Deadpool. However, just as he is about to swing the blade, he is hit on the back of the head. As the Punisher falls unconscious on the floor, Deadpool turns to see Daredevil crouching in the broken window. Egged on by the armless Deadpool, Daredevil quips that he thought Deadpool could use a hand.


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Deadpool enters an office building and walks up to the receptionist, who is sitting at her desk reading a gossip magazine. He asks if this is the Black Ops Magazine, to which the receptionist replies “No, It’s Cat Fancy.” Deadpool asks to speak to the editor about an advert placed in the magazine, which makes the receptionist mistake him for someone who phoned about putting a kidnapping note in the magazine. When Deadpool says it wasn’t him, the receptionist suspiciously asks him if he is a process server or disgruntled former employee. When he says no again, she points him to the back room.
In the back room Deadpool finds the editor sitting at a computer screen playing a war game called “Hitler’s Minions.” Deadpool asks about the advert in the magazine, which distracts the editor enough for him to die and lose his game. After Deadpool pushes on and mentions the name Conrad, the editor takes out a gun and says he doesn’t give out names. Deadpool quickly takes out him sword and slices the gun in two and then threatens the editor, but he just laughs and says he has been tortured a number of times, including bamboo splints stuck up his nails by the Vietcong, being garroted by the French foreign legion and a self-inflicted six-thousand volts applied to his gonads. He isn’t going to talk.
Deadpool next changes tactics and starts to bargain with the man. He notices he is stuck on his computer game and says he knows how to get past the level. The editor scoffs at him but Deadpool assures him he can do it. Minutes later, Deadpool is playing the game with the editor looking over his shoulder in awe. On seeing this, the editor has a change of heart about the information Deadpool wanted.
(Soon)
Deadpool and Daredevil are standing on a rooftop with journalist Ben Urich. Deadpool hands Ben an envelope and says that the man he is looking for paid in cash and that there was only this envelope. Daredevil uses his powers to deduce what type of paper the envelope is made from and the fact there is an embossed crest on it. Ben confirms there is a crest and that it is of the O’Shea family. (The combination of envelopes & crests causes Deadpool to ask if this is Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.)
Ignoring this, Urich goes on to say the O’Sheas are powerful and that there hasn’t been a New York mayor elected in 30 years without their endorsement. Daredevil confirms he is aware of Mr. O’Shea but says he is too old to be the man they are looking for. Deadpool asks if he has any kids which Daredevil says he does. “Dun-dun-dun-daaaa!” Deadpool declares.
Henry Russo is in his surveillance van, watching a monitor on which he sees Daredevil and Deadpool literally swinging into action. He tells the Punisher, who is driving the van, that a traffic camera just picked them up and they are headed somewhere fast. The Punisher asks if Henry has any more toys in the back of the van, to which Henry replies he has something he might like.
Deadpool and Daredevil arrive at an abandoned fire station that Daredevil knows about. He asks Deadpool to lay low tonight, to which he replies with a jokey comment that he always does karaoke on Tuesdays and he does Neil Diamond’s “America” like no-one’s business. Daredevil asks the mercenary if he is ever serious and Deadpool replies that he uses humor to deflect his insecurities. When he then asks why Daredevil is helping him out, the hero replies that Deadpool is innocent and that the guilty party is out there still. Wade asks how he knows he is innocent, to which Daredevil listens to Deadpool’s heartbeat and cryptically says he can just read people.  Deadpool thanks Daredevil for the support but says he doesn’t intend to sit out the action.
Just then, a high-pitched sound fills the building, which causes Daredevil to clutch his head and fall to the ground. The Punisher then emerges through the window with the Grim Reaper’s hand-mounted scythe. Deadpool says isn’t affected by the noise, as he listens to Metallica. The Punisher, using the scythe, then blasts Deadpool through the window onto the top of the surveillance van below. Henry yells over the radio to the Punisher not to shoot at Deadpool, as he is still in the van. Instead, the Punisher jumps down to the van and narrowly misses Deadpool, who jumps away at the last second. As the two start fighting, Deadpool begins with his usual banter, imaging to himself that the Punisher is dressed and armed as a Samurai warriors. Still, since the Punisher stays silent and continues to try and take down his mark without responding, Deadpool soon gets bored of messing around, just as the Punisher takes a swipe with the hand-scythe. The scythe becomes stuck in the side of the surveillance van and Deadpool takes starts to approach the Punisher with his own sword.
However, before he can act, Daredevil appears and shouts at him to sheath the sword. The Punisher asks Daredevil why he has come to the aid of a murderer, to which Deadpool answers that, firstly, he only kills for money and, secondly, look who’s talking. Before he can go on, Daredevil interrupts and tells the Punisher that Deadpool is innocent. Over the radio, Henry is listening in and suddenly alerts the Punisher to incoming “Five-Oh.” He then drives the van away, with the Punisher still attached via the scythe.
As the van drives off, Deadpool suddenly announces the name of the Reaper! The Grim Reaper! When Daredevil questions, Deadpool remarks that the weapon the Punisher was rocking belonged to the Grim Reader. Conan was tooling on it one night and he distinctly remembers ‘cause Carmen Electra was on and she sat on… Interrupting, Daredevil suggests they leave and swings off.
(O’Shea Penthouse)
An excited Mr. O’Shea races into the bedroom saying the little blue pill kicked in and they have lift-off. However, instead of finding Gloria waiting for him, he is met by Daredevil and Deadpool, the latter of whom laments that Punxsutawney Phil has seen his shadow, meaning it’s going to be an early winter. Entering the room at this point, Gloria seems a little put out by the other two costumed men, remarking that he didn’t tell her they were going to do this again.
Closing his robe, Mr. O’Shea tells Gloria to go downstairs. As he closes the door, he turns to the two costumed men and asks what did the little brat do now? At the end of his grandiose explanation of events, Deadpool threatens to disembowel Conrad once he finds him. Daredevil promptly denies this and tells Mr. O’Shea that they just want to find him and figure out what role his son had in all this. Mr. O’Shea assures the two that, if his son is guilty, he will pay with the full force of the law. But, if they are wrong, they will be the ones who pay. He tells the two that if they want to find Conrad than they need to find a big, black albino in Harlem. Deadpool interjects saying that there must be hundreds of them in Harlem, but Daredevil immediately knows that it’s Tombstone they need to look for.
Afterwards, as they stand on the roof of the penthouse, Daredevil suggests that they reconnect in a couple of hours, as he has some things he needs to take care of. Daredevil agrees, as he has plenty of things to do himself.
The next morning, Tombstone is dressed in a smart shirt and trousers and is playing golf when once of his men comes up to him and interrupts his swing. The man tells Tombstone that Daredevil and Deadpool have been spotted coming from Mr. O’Shea’s penthouse. As the man starts to walk away, he passes Conrad, who is looking disheveled and serving as Tombstone’s caddy. As the man tells him that Deadpool is getting close, Conrad replies that there will finally be an end to the nightmare. Tombstone overhears and puts his arm around Conrad, whilst mocking him and saying that he has an ace up his sleeve. The two look down to the bunker in which Tombstone was swinging and view a bunch of men buried up to their head in the sand. Each head is covered in blood where Tombstone has been using them as golf tees. He pushes Conrad to the ground amongst the dead men and tells him to pick up his clubs.
Elsewhere, Daredevil is standing on a warehouse rooftop, looking at two men work on a car. He jumps down to the roof of the car and says he is looking for Tombstone, to which one snarkily replies that, if he finds him, to relay the message that Ty from Boogie Down says “what’s up.” When Daredevil presses, the two men start to approach in a threatening manner. He quickly kicks one man unconscious and hits the other in the throat. He then lifts the conscious man off the floor using his shirt and demands he tell him where Tombstone is.
(Meanwhile)
Deadpool knocks on an apartment door and it is soon answered by Outlaw, who is surprised that Deadpool is alive. Calling her Crazy Inez, he begins to remark on her concern. However, before he can finish the sentence, she punches him in the face with a blow Deadpool imagines to be a brawny, male boxer, emphatically reminding him that she told him not to call her that!
A little later, Outlaw continues, berating him not just for destroying her last apartment but for also destroying her couch, which she loved. Asked how he found her, he tells her y her landlord, to which she corrects “ex-landlord.” He then goes on to say that, although she lost a couch, he got the worse deal by having his arms cut off. He then promises to pay her back for everything she lost.
Changing subjects, she asks who is doing this to him and he tells her some lowlife bookie named Tombstone. Outlaw promptly declares it a cool name, to which Deadpool excitedly agrees. He walks to the window and it still talking about Tombstone when he suddenly stops mid-sentence. Spotting a man in the opposite building looking at him through a pair of binoculars, Deadpool asks Outlaw if she put a deposit down for the room. When she says “yes,” he replies, “add this to my tab” as he blows the window out with a gun. He then fires a grappling wire across to the other building and slides down it to the opposite window. Unfortunately, the window is made is plexi-glass and he slams into it.
The man who was watching them runs up to his rooftop whilst calling someone on his phone to help him. Unfortunately, he suddenly finds himself running into Deadpool and, dropping the phone, jumps on a motorized lift on the side of the building to escape. However, Deadpool also jumps on it and then cuts the wire holding it up. As the lift falls to the ground, the two men scream, Deadpool with excitement and the other man with terror.
As it hits the ground, however, Deadpool grabs the man and they fall to the floor unharmed. Deadpool grabs the man by the throat and demands to know where Tombstone is. The man is too scared to talk but Deadpool keeps threatening him. Just then, Spider-Man crawls down a wall towards them, mistaking Deadpool for a costumed criminal. HE loves all of the pockets, Spidey quips, he’s like a walking fanny pack. Telling the man Deadpool was threatening to scram, Spidey ties Deadpool up with webbing. Deadpool says he is innocent but Spider-Man doesn’t believe him. Just as he is telling Spider-Man to ask Daredevil, his head explodes in a shower of blood and chunks. From a rooftop, the Punisher relaxes his crossbow gun and says “Gotcha.”


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Deadpool, dressed as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz, is skipping along the yellow-brick road with Daredevil, the Punisher and Spider-Man, all dressed as The Lion, the Tin Man and the Scarecrow. The come across a munchkin who immediately welcomes them to Munchkinland. However, halfway through his speech, his head explodes in a shower of blood. Holding a gun, the Punisher/Tin Man comments that he is now a dead munchkin.
An unmasked Deadpool suddenly sits upright in bed whilst screaming “Nooooooo!” He starts to recall his dream to Daredevil, who is standing next to him. When he asks where they are, Daredevil replies that they are in the Essex House and that Spider-Man brought them there. Deadpool turns to see Spider-Man standing in the room. He apologizes to Deadpool for not believing him and then adds that Deadpool got blood all over Spider-Man’s new costume. Ignoring this, Deadpool tells Spider-Man that he was the Scarecrow in his dream, at which point Daredevil says that Wade should probably get more sleep. Deadpool declines the offer and says that his nerves are going to take time to repair and that his synapse response is a bit slow.
Hearing this, Spider-Man asks what his problem was before his head exploded. Deadpool retorts by asking if Spider-Man should be fighting someone like the Vulture; what’s he, ninety? Early seventies, Spidey replies, and that’s ageism. Deadpool then goes on to make fun of Stilt-Man too and asks what the hella “Gibbon” is. Narrowing his eyes, Spidey begins to note that Deadpool seems to know an awful lot about him.
Trying to change the subject, Daredevil brings up Tombstone, leading Spidey to not that, for the record, he’s one of his adversaries. Deadpool quips “I’ll alert the media,” to which Spidey notes is a quote from “Arthur;” good flick. If he wants to start quoting movies, he adds, he’s messing with the wrong guy… and “that’s the fact, jack.” Increasingly annoyed, Daredevil tries to get them to stop bickering, to which Spider-Man notes that he wasn’t the one making fun of Deadpool’s lack of rogue’s gallery, or lack thereof. Declaring that’s it, Daredevil walks away saying they should split up. He’ll write down the addresses.
(Meanwhile)
Tombstone, carrying a sports bag, is being escorted through a dark building by two large men with guns. He enters a dark room with a big spotlight shone on the floor. A voice tells him to step into the light, which he promptly does. He starts to thank the voice for seeing him but, before he can finish, the voice tells him to speak his mind. Tombstone addresses the voice as The Hood and tells him that he would like to rent out some of his muscle. The Hood mocks Tombstone’s use of the words “rent out,” at which point Tombstone sets the bag on the ground and starts to open it. The Hood tells Tombstone that he has many guns aimed to him so he should be careful. Tombstone pulls a decapitated head out of the bag and says he had heard the man was causing the Hood some trouble. The Hood asks if he is supposed to be impressed, to which Tombstone says it is just a gesture for seeing him on such short notice.
The Hood asks him who he needs protection from. When he says “Deadpool,” the Hood asks what Deadpool wants with him. Tombstone asks him what any of them want. To settle a score, right a wrong. He then tells the Hood that Daredevil and Spider-Man are also aiding Deadpool. The Hood tells Tombstone it will cost a lot and that he pays for any medical expenses. He then tells Tombstone that if any of this comes back to bite him, then he will not be pleased. The Hood walks away, telling Tombstone that his people will contact him and arrange the details.
Tombstone leaves the building and gets into his limousine. There is blood on one of the seats and Conrad is sat holding his hand, which is also covered in blood. When Tombstone asks about the blood, the driver replies that Conrad hit him on the back of the head with a bottle of Louis the XVIII and he shot Conrad in retaliation. Asked if he means the Black Pearl, the driver confirms. Regarding Conrad, Tombstone remarks that the bottle was a birthday gift from Russell Simmons and he was saving it for a special occasion.
Teary-eyed, Conrad asks Tombstone to take him to his dad and that he will pay him everything he owes. Tombstone says it’s not about the money anymore and that it’s about the sport and that he also has bigger plans. He then notices the bandage around Conrad’s hand and asks to be told that he’s not using his monogrammed bar napkins that his mama got him for Kwanzaa.
Elsewhere, the Punisher and Henry Russo are in their surveillance van. Henry is listening to police radio transmissions and tells Punisher that they have located Deadpool. Punisher doesn’t believe him, saying that he killed Deadpool with a shot to the head. Henry tells him he was just reporting what the police radio said. He asks the Punisher, who is driving the van, what he wants to do, to which the Punisher responds by swinging the van around and heading to where Deadpool was sighted.
Deadpool walks into a strip club and stands in the doorway for a few seconds ogling the women on stage. As he focuses in on the black dancer at the pole, one of Deadpool’s voices wonders if she would like to dress up as Storm and do bad things to him, to which the other voice notes that it’s more of a Misty Knight fan. Deadpool himself voices aloud that the scene really brings him back to high school. Deadpool walks down the steps into the club and starts addressing the people in the room. There’s a new sheriff in town… and his name’s Deadpool. When Deadpool wonders if any of them got the 48 Hours reference, the voice remarks that it didn’t.
Continuing, Deadpool announces that he is looking for Tombstone and that anyone who knows any information should just point to where he is hiding. He tells everyone he has one hundred dollars in singles and he aint leaving ‘til every last one is spent. And he’s not one of those fellas who likes to make it rain. He knows how to make a buck last. He can he there for days. Weeks.
Just then, Deadpool looks into one of the mirrors on the stage and notices the reflection of the Punisher pointing a gun at him. Quickly, he spins around and kicks the Punisher in the stomach before he can shoot. The Punisher falls through the front entrance and into the street. Deadpool follows, asking what villain’s weapons he will be using today, to which the Punisher says he wants to kill him with his bare hands. The Punisher goes to punch, but Deadpool dodges, wrapping his nunchaku around the Punisher’s wrist and using leverage to flips him over. However, the Punisher sweeps his legs and knocks Deadpool to the floor down, after which he then leaps on the mercenary and starts punching him. In reply, Deadpool quickly grabs his hair and slams the Punisher’s face into the pavement and starts mocking his broken nose. The Punisher responds by lurching forward and biting off Deadpool’s nose, after which he spits it out on the floor. He then stands over Deadpool and takes out a gun, at which point Deadpool points a gun at the Punisher’s face too.
For a moment, they remain in silent motionlessness. Deadpool breaks the silence and says that he didn’t kill the people from the apartment building. The Punisher rebuffs him and says he will take his chances. Just then, Henry interrupts over the radio and says Deadpool’s heart-rate hasn’t changed and that he is telling the truth. The Punisher asks if he is sure, to which Henry replies not entirely, but in his professional opinion he is telling the truth. The Punisher thinks about it for a few seconds and then stands up and puts his gun away. Deadpool, having trouble talking without a nose, is slightly bemused and asks if the Punisher believes him. He dryly replies that Deadpool is still breathing, isn’t he? When he then asks who did set him up, Deadpool replies that it was Tombstone. The Punisher says that he has heard of Tombstone, to which Deadpool asks if he and Henry can find him.
Deadpool and the Punisher walk up to a group of men who are hanging around in an ally. The Punisher says he is looking for answers and that the men are going to give them to him. When he asks the first man where Tombstone is, the man replies he hasn’t seen him in ages. Deadpool butts in and says the man is lying but Henry says his heartbeat is in range. They ask the second man the same question, to which the man asks Deadpool to stop screaming in his ear. He says he doesn’t know what he is talking about, to which Henry says he is also telling the truth.
As they approach the third man, he says he doesn’t know anything, but Henry says his heart is racing and that he is lying. In the van Henry is looking at a computer screen and he tells the two men that the facial recognition software identifies the man as Pete Wu, who is a criminal wanted for rape, murder and theft amongst other crimes. The Punisher acknowledges the information and Henry hears a gunshot over the radio. The man is now sitting on the ground, crying in pain. The Punisher looks at Deadpool and asks why he shot him, to which he replies that the Punisher was going to do it anyway and that this is his book. Confused by the statement, the Punisher begins to question, but Deadpool dismisses it.
The Punisher then tells the man to call Tombstone. Deadpool leans down and threatens that if he tips him off then he will kill him. He rings Tombstone and tells him that he has a tip on a game, all the while trying not to stammer with fear and pain. He tells Tombstone to put two hundred on Rangers, to which he replies “It’s on” as he closes his phone. From the van, Henry tells the Punisher they have a lock on Tombstone.
Tombstone is walking through a crowd of people with Conrad and a bodyguard. They approach a ring made out of crates. In the ring is one of Tombstone’s modified pig’s, which as just slaughtered a rival pig. A tall man named Lobotomy begrudgingly gives Tombstone a wad of money for winning. Suddenly, their attention is caught by Deadpool and the Punisher walking in with their weapons out. Lobotomy yells to the rest of his gang to kill the two men but the Punisher opens fire first, shooting the various men as Deadpool leaps into the crowd, slicing them with his sword.
Through the blood & bullets, Deadpool notices Tombstone escaping through a side door, to which the Punisher tells him to go after him. As Deadpool exits the building, he sees Tombstone getting away on a motorbike. Deadpool spots another bike and gives chase, singing “Get Your Motor Runnin’,” as he does. However, as he closes in on Tombstone, he gets caught in the exhaust fumes and loses visibility. As the fumes clear, he suddenly realizes he is headed straight for a truck.
Just as he is about to collide with it, some webbing suddenly attaches itself to his back and Spider-Man lifts him clear and continues their chase. Deadpool asks how Spider-Man found him, to which the wall-crawler replies that he used his Spidey-Tracer. Deadpool scoffs in disbelief at “that old trick.” A few moments later, the two corner Tombstone at a warehouse. However, just as it looks like he is caught, he is joined by the Wrecking Crew, who are all armed and ready to fight.