A wedding invitation with a red and yellow floral design at the top. The invitation includes a check list of RSVP details, such as 'Check all that apply', 'I regretfully accept because', 'I only like one of you', 'I have to marry my entire schedule', 'I am part of decades long bug fraud against my family', 'I am part of a family of members of your family', 'I am glad you are getting married', 'I want to meet that special someone', and 'I am family'. The invitation also includes a checkbox for 'I accept with great enthusiasm because', 'I accept with great reluctance because