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THAT'S WHY YOU'LL BE WEARING THIS.
AND ACTION!
I WANT TO KNOW
IF I CAN LIVE WITH WHAT I KNOW...
AND ONLY THAT.
CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT.
JESS, THE CONCEPT IS THE I.Q. MAN,
NOT THE I.Q. HEAD.
TOO BAD.
THE HEAD'S ALL YOU'RE GETTING.
MAYBE ICE COLD WATER
WILL HELP HIM OVER HIS SHYNESS.
OHH!
OK, OK!
I'M OUT!
I'M OUT!
GOOD.
NO, NO.
NO NEED TO DRY OFF.
IN FACT, I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOUR BODY...
WETTER.
THE WETTER, THE BETTER.
EXCUSE US, WON'T YOU?
JOSEPH, HOP ON.
YOU SEE?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
I'M NOTHING BUT A BIG MAC IN A BATH TOWEL.
JOEY, I'M NOT A HAMBURGER.
I HAPPEN TO BE A HUMAN BEING.
JESS, BUDDY, AS LONG AS I'M THE DIRECTOR,
YOU WILL BE TREATED WITH DIGNITY AND RESPECT.
THANK YOU.
OK, HOSE HIM DOWN.
HOLD IT!
WATCH THE HAIR.
EXCUSE ME.
TAKE TWO.
OK, THIS TIME, GIVE ME MORE STEAM.
AND ACTION!
I WANT--
[COUGH]
I WANT TO KNOW
IF I CAN LIVE--
[COUGH]
WITH WHAT I KNOW...
AND ONLY THAT.
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HIM
I CAN'T RESIST.
IS IT HIS EYES?
IS IT HIS SMILE?
IS IT HIS--
STOP.
IF YOU MUST LOVE ME,
LOVE ME FOR MY I-- MY I--
I'M IN A BATH TOWEL.
I'M IN A BATH TOWEL HERE.
COME ON, JESSE, WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
IT'S NOT WORKING, OK?
HE'S RIGHT, IT'S NOT WORKING.
THANK YOU.
THAT TOWEL'S MUCH TOO BIG.
CUT.
CUT.
NOT YOU!
NOT YOU!
JESSE...
I WON'T HURT YOU.
MALATESTA, WILL YOU HELP ME OUT HERE, PLEASE?
SHE'S THE CLIENT.
SHE'S CHASING ME WITH SCISSORS.
SO?
STOP RUNNING.
I WON'T STAND HERE AND BE EXPLOITED BY YOU.
KATSOPOLIS, AS LONG AS YOU'RE WORKING FOR ME,
YOU WILL DO EXACTLY WHAT SHE SAYS.
OK.
FROM NOW ON, WE DON'T WORK FOR YOU.
WE QUIT.
YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE.
THE BIGGEST MISTAKE I EVER MADE WAS WORKING
WHAT?
UH, SIR, YOU KNOW, IN MANY PARTS OF THE WORLD,
A SPINELESS JELLYFISH IS CONSIDERED A DELICACY.
LET'S GO.
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, GLADSTONE.
YOU KNOW JUST WHEN TO KISS UP.
I AM A KISS-UP, AREN'T I?
ONE OF THE BEST.
I SOLD YOU OUT, DIDN'T I?
JOEY, YOU HOSED ME DOWN.
JOSEPH, WE'RE PARTNERS...
AND FRIENDS.
THIS MAN IS NOT A HAMBURGER,
AND I AM NOT A SIDE OF FRIES,
AND YOU, SIR, ARE A...
JOEY, ARE YOU GOING TO QUIT
OR ORDER A HAPPY MEAL?
WE'RE QUITTING.
THAT'S MY PARTNER.
COME ON.